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Interrogation game.
2004-05-27, 5:19 PM #1
Ok, here's how it works. Person A (me) posts a question you'd ask someone when interrogating them. Person B answers the question, then asks another. Person C answers that question, then asks another..

You all know how it works.
My question:

"Where were you the night of Chicago 32nd, Nineteen-oh-eighty-nine?"

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2004-05-27, 5:24 PM #2
I saw something shiney in them.

Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-27, 5:24 PM #3
I swear it officer! I wasnt there! I was.. having sex with my girlfriend!

"Why were your fingerprints all over the statue of liberty's pantaloons?!"

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2004-05-27, 5:29 PM #4
he did *points at cookie monster*

why?

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2004-05-27, 5:30 PM #5
I got excited.

Who?

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-27, 5:53 PM #6
your mom

Who was the one who gave the order?

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2004-05-27, 5:55 PM #7
Colonel Mustard.

Where?

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2004-05-27, 6:08 PM #8
How am I supposed to know? I'm on your side!

What's going on in the Bermuda Triangle?

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2004-05-27, 6:11 PM #9
None of your business! I want my free phone call!

Where's the rebel base?

(come on, it's a classic!)

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2004-05-27, 6:13 PM #10
they're on Gabe Newell's butt

so... you doing anything friday night?

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2004-05-27, 6:21 PM #11
That's between me and my jar of chutney.

Why is there bacon on the stove?

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2004-05-27, 6:24 PM #12
I don't know. Why is there bacon hanging out of your pants??

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2004-05-27, 6:46 PM #13
What is this? Bad cop/Good cop? I had an interresting night, okay?


Then, how do you explain why we found your semen in the back of her car?

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2004-05-27, 7:05 PM #14
Well, it was YOUR mother that was back there. You know we all can't take our hands off her =)

BTW... do I still have to pay her?

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2004-05-27, 7:08 PM #15
sorry but it's hard to find the porn you like

do you like pie?

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2004-05-27, 7:14 PM #16
no
Now tell me where the plans are!
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2004-05-27, 7:28 PM #17
They're not on the main computer, sir.

But why the hell are you naked!?

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2004-05-27, 7:31 PM #18
Better airflow.

But where did you put the "toys"?

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2004-05-27, 7:48 PM #19
I don't know nothng about no toys.

If that's true, why did we find your finger prints and DNA on these "toys" here?

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2004-05-27, 8:07 PM #20
They're not toys!...They're my friends.

What was your intent in being there?

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2004-05-27, 9:36 PM #21
I wasn't there, I was poppi-- uh, eating pie .. with .. my homeboys .. in .. uhhh .. one of our garages.

Why were you watching Will and Grace that night?

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2004-05-27, 11:49 PM #22
right ...


What kind of question was that?
2004-05-28, 1:11 AM #23
It happened in New Jersey, ok??

"What were you doing with the Ukrainian animals in Mexico?"

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2004-05-28, 1:11 AM #24
A damn good one.

Do you know anything about a setup???

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2004-05-28, 1:36 AM #25
I swear, I didn't know they slipped into my pants! I was on the plan before I realized they were on me!!

How 'bout them potatos? YOU LIKE THOSE POTATOS, DON'T YOU??!!?!! YOU DIRTY FASCIST COMMUNIST PIG!

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2004-05-28, 2:30 AM #26
I confess! I set fire to the Reichstag Building! I shot JR! I made balloon animals and bludgeoned little Jimmy with them!

Where were you on the corner of North Street and South Way?

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2004-05-28, 3:38 AM #27
I was at the corner of North street and South Way! I CONFESS!

Who is burried in Grant's tomb??

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2004-05-28, 3:42 AM #28
A man.

Why did you leak the information reguarding the Gross Domestic Product of bananna and walnut sales in Peruvia to Thingovia?

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2004-05-28, 3:59 AM #29
I'm a russian Agent operating out of Peru and we needed that informnation to make sure a nuclear strike was needed!

WHY ARE YOU EATING PIE!?

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2004-05-28, 4:03 AM #30
Becasue it's GOOD!

Do evil russian communist nazi terrorists not eat pie?

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2004-05-28, 4:09 AM #31
I don't know what you're talking about! I'm a good russian communist nazi terrorist!

Then why are you smiling?!

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2004-05-28, 4:10 AM #32
Becuase I are EVIL!

Wraa?


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2004-05-28, 8:59 AM #33
id did it... i confess.. it was me who told vanilla ice he should be a rapper

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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2004-05-28, 8:59 AM #34
Huzzah!

Why did you spit in my eye?

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2004-05-28, 9:02 AM #35
It seemed dry and irritated.


Why are you wearing a G-string?

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2004-05-28, 9:05 AM #36
because i grabbed the wrong pair of underwear when i left your girlfriend's house

why is there a naked guy behind you?

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2004-05-28, 9:22 AM #37
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because i grabbed the wrong pair of underwear when i left your girlfriend's house

why is there a naked guy behind you?

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there isn't......OH JESUS!

will you... 'make like a duck and waddle through that tunnel!'?


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2004-05-28, 9:26 AM #38
Only if there isn't a naked guy at the other end.

Who put the dog in the doghouse?

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2004-05-28, 9:39 AM #39
It was Jesus, either him or the stoner down the street who has long hair and a goatee.

What did you do with the drugs we planted in your car?
2004-05-28, 9:47 AM #40
what drugs? *hides money*

what's with the monkey?

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