No, you suck at it.

Whats the subject anyway?

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There is no subject... anymore. Not sure if there really ever was... just, whatever popped into your head I guess.

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity

Not sure but I know you probably don't have one, if my assumption of test-tube babies is correct.

What's more relieving... a fart or taking a piss?

-- SavageX

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"...and if you don't like that, then you need to be slugged in the face repeatedly, until my hands are soaked in blood. Have a nice day!"
http://www.savagex.net

A piss, and it's more private too.

How do I erase my browsing history?

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No signature for you.

format c:/

it's 10:00 - do you know where your children are?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Well, I assume they're with you. In your bedroom...

It's 2200. Do you know where your kids are?

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
[16:38] happydud: He wasn't.

[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

Hopefully, I don't have any.

Who killed my dog, B?

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

Ichabod Craine.

Care to explain why your fingerprints were found at the scene of the crime, then?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited June 06, 2004).]

Well, because it was my clone, DUH!

What is the square root of cow?

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

Chicken.

IF it was your clone, who come it looked like your mother?

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.