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Interrogation game.
2004-05-28, 10:10 AM #41
Brawr.


When will then be now?

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2004-05-28, 10:39 AM #42
Soon.

Why am I here?

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2004-05-28, 10:43 AM #43
That question doesn't make sense because its about you, sir.

What were you doing the dining room, holding a blood-stained knife, over a puddle of blood and next to murder victim?

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2004-05-28, 10:46 AM #44
What do you think I was doing?!

What were you doing with the little girl in her room when the door was locked!?

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2004-05-28, 10:50 AM #45
Same thing Michel Jackson said he was doing with those boys! It wasn't sexual! I swear!

What were you doing standing behind that door?

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2004-05-28, 11:51 AM #46
Hiding.

If you were a 350 pound Hippo, would you enjoy your life?

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2004-05-28, 12:06 PM #47
Not really.

Why are we doing this?

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2004-05-28, 12:12 PM #48
Becuase we can.

Does it hurt when I do this? /me jabs an icepick into someones eye.

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2004-05-28, 12:13 PM #49
It fells like when I make a jelly sandwich.


Do you think it was Miss Scarlet, in the kitchen, with the lead pipe?

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2004-05-28, 12:23 PM #50
I think it was Mr. Jones in the shed with a nylon rope.

Isn't this exciting?

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2004-05-28, 1:04 PM #51
Eh. Not particularly.

So... *opens manila envelope gently*
*shuffles papers about*

Mister/Miss... [insert your name here] *eyes up from register*
When you ran the red light, how many miles per hour do you think you were doing?

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2004-05-28, 1:17 PM #52
3.14 mph.

why did you pass go and why did you collect $200?

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2004-05-28, 1:19 PM #53
The police man told me not to.

Why did you stab that poor innocent dustmite in the... um.. dust?

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2004-05-28, 1:29 PM #54
My name is Mrs. White, the maid.

Are you, or have you ever been associated with the communist party?

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2004-05-28, 1:39 PM #55
i am against all forms of anything againt communism

who are you?

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2004-05-28, 1:40 PM #56
i'm your new daddy.

got milk?

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2004-05-28, 1:41 PM #57
The name's bond. James, Bond.

What question did JediKirby answer? because it sure wasn't mine.

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2004-05-28, 1:43 PM #58
he answered jim's, in the future.

why was my question skipped?

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2004-05-28, 1:48 PM #59
Here, I'll answer it.

No, no I don't.

Can I have a cookie?

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2004-05-28, 1:49 PM #60
Oh yes it was.

Why haven't there been any funny posts yet?

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2004-05-28, 2:17 PM #61
O_o

I've read a few that were quite funny. Stupid, but funny. Most of mine consist of any random thing that pops into my head at the time. Consider this my answer to the question.

Have you ever seen this criminal before? *holds up a picture of a Flaming Purple Mongoose with pants on his head running away toating a Tommy Gun*

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2004-05-28, 2:27 PM #62
no... but i'm [censored] his girl

why did you kick the door in?

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2004-05-28, 3:03 PM #63
*shrugs* i play soccer.

What are you doing here?

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2004-05-28, 3:12 PM #64
The true question is... [hippie]why are we all doing *here*[/hippie]?

(I guess that is both an answer and a question so I'll leave it at that)

-- SavageX

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2004-05-28, 3:15 PM #65
I'll tell you what I'm doing here... I'm DOOing here!

What is the square root of negative pi?!

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2004-05-28, 3:17 PM #66
Go shove it up your arse!

Why can't you tell me how to fit the square peg in the round hole?! I thought you were some kind of genius!

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2004-05-28, 4:03 PM #67
ok i'll tell you... the same way you get a human body in a 6pack cooler... a chainsaw and a meat grinder

you know what would look good on your nose?

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2004-05-28, 5:18 PM #68
My fist!

Why doesn't my crotch-to-fist fighting style work on this planet?

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2004-05-28, 5:20 PM #69
The gravity is too high.


Why are we all so violent?

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"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
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2004-05-28, 5:20 PM #70
Because no-one really has any balls.

The fish? Explain the meaning of the fish!

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2004-05-28, 5:29 PM #71
It helps you translate!

And what is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything?

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2004-05-28, 5:35 PM #72
42

so... who died and made you my interrogator?

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2004-05-28, 5:36 PM #73
The other interrogator.

What is the question of Life, the Universe. and Everything?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
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2004-05-28, 5:50 PM #74
Pie?

What did you do with my "stuff"?

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2004-05-28, 6:09 PM #75
flushed it down the toilet

A fool says what?
2004-05-28, 6:12 PM #76
you will not fool me with that one...

what?

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2004-05-28, 6:14 PM #77
That stuff over there.

Where were you on the 53rd of Pie in the year of the rabbit at 57:03?

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"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
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2004-05-28, 6:36 PM #78
I was in a dragon's bellay.

Who is your daddy?

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2004-05-28, 6:45 PM #79
Vader is my daddy!

If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

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2004-05-28, 7:09 PM #80
Only if I were covered in sweet onion mustard.

Why do you persist mister Anderson?

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