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Interrogation game.
2004-05-31, 10:18 PM #161
The guy who made the JK > JO statement clearly denied that JA > JK && JA > JO.

What you think of that, boooooy????

-- SavageX

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2004-06-01, 5:48 AM #162
because JK > *

But, how come it's not called JK3?

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2004-06-01, 8:33 AM #163
Maybe it is!

Why, do you think raven are stupid or something?

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2004-06-01, 10:36 AM #164
for keeping the Merr Sonn? definitely

Which gun will you use to hunt down the stupid?*points*

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2004-06-01, 10:43 AM #165
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
The guy who made the JK > JO statement clearly denied that JA > JK && JA > JO.

What you think of that, boooooy????

-- SavageX</font>

I never denied anything of the sort. I only said JK > JO. I don't see any JA in there.
Besides, I don't have JA.
If I did, and depending on my view of JA, I would've said JK > *, but then there's the argument of JK vs. DF...

(YES! FLAME WAR!!!)

OMF > *

Back on topic...

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2004-06-01, 10:44 AM #166
The Merr-Sonn. Becuase I happen to like explosives and things that go boom and can be launched realy really far.

Why is Milliways the best restaurant in the universe?

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2004-06-01, 10:46 AM #167
No
Because


Why must people post at the same time?


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2004-06-01, 10:54 AM #168
Because, Jesus said so.

Why do candy flavors always say "blue rasberry" when rasberries are not blue.

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2004-06-01, 12:13 PM #169
Because children are stupid.

Why can't I find my shoes?

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2004-06-01, 12:19 PM #170
Because jesus ate them

Why is north not up? And why not for milwalkee wisconson that night?

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2004-06-01, 2:42 PM #171
Because up is an arbitrary direction, while north refers to heading in a direction twoard a specified palce. and because i said so (in other words, i didn't understand that last one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif])

/me slaps random person with a trout. How do you like that, huh?

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2004-06-01, 4:48 PM #172
MY ORGANS


WHY MUST I HAVE SUCH PITIFUL ORRRRRRRGAAAAANNNS

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2004-06-01, 4:54 PM #173
Because you are strangling them too much, particularly the one between your legs.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 while hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

-- SavageX

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2004-06-01, 5:01 PM #174
It's a marketing technique. It gets you to buy at least 80 packs of each.

Where did you buy those shoes, they're adorable!

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2004-06-01, 5:05 PM #175
Wal*Mart

but what do you think of this shirt?

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.
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DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2004-06-01, 5:18 PM #176
its ugly.
And anyway I asked you what you thought of those fruit cakes.

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2004-06-01, 5:35 PM #177
They were good, and so was the pickle pie (dead serious about pickle pie, btw).

Have you ever had pickle pie?

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2004-06-01, 5:37 PM #178
No I have not, I hope that doesn't get me in a pickle.

She was only 3, for the love of god man, why?



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2004-06-01, 6:39 PM #179
I dare not think of what you are saying... I'm getting a bad mental picture.

I don't want to ask a question - should I ask one?

-- SavageX

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2004-06-02, 4:18 AM #180
Yes you should.

But where will we go from there?

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2004-06-02, 6:57 AM #181
How about we talk about cream pies.

Mmm.... cream pies. Anyone had one lately?

-- SavageX

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2004-06-02, 7:06 AM #182
Not yet.

What would Brian Boitano do?

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2004-06-02, 7:40 AM #183
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.

Who put salt in my coffee?

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2004-06-02, 7:44 AM #184
I would.

What time is it?

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2004-06-02, 8:09 AM #185
time you got a watch

you just have to ask yourself one question: "do I feel lucky?" Well, do yah? punk!

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2004-06-02, 8:34 AM #186
Yes, I do, because I got out of school 3 weeks before anyone else. /me cheers [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

Why me? Why not my whiny, annoying brother?

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2004-06-02, 10:24 AM #187
Because he ate the pie, not you.

Are you satisfied with your kidney's condition at this moment?

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2004-06-02, 10:26 AM #188
No, but your mom was satisfied with my kidney last night!

what's your favorite Your Mom joke?

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2004-06-02, 1:20 PM #189
Your momma's so old fashioned, she walks into an antique store and asks "what's new?"
And then the one about your momma separating the m's and w's at the m&m factory comes up second.

What single thing is > *?

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2004-06-02, 1:31 PM #190
Me.

Are you... wearing a cabbage toupee?
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2004-06-02, 2:57 PM #191
Only on Tuesdays.

Why were you standing at the school with a hot dog vest screaming "I am a human bomb!"?

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2004-06-02, 3:13 PM #192
It was a drill for the kiddies.

What else did you expect it to be?

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2004-06-02, 3:17 PM #193
Someone selling Exploding Hot Dogs

But, did you have some mustard to go with it?

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2004-06-04, 12:04 AM #194
No, no one can see the mustard if his pants were still on.

BTW... WTF is wrong with you people??? How could you let this thread die???!!!

-- SavageX

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2004-06-04, 1:40 AM #195
We were too busy shoving madquack down our pants.

Where is my pie?

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2004-06-04, 10:13 AM #196
sorry, shoved that down my pants instead.

We were shoving MadQuack down there?

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Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-06-04, 10:43 AM #197
You really, really do't want to know the answer to that.

Do you think that the esclipedic formulas are expedential of the newest amphopomorphisistic tendencies?

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"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
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2004-06-04, 3:48 PM #198
I'm too apathetic and ignorant to comprehend and construct a proper response to such an intriguring question.

Derrr... Do you like to shove large pieces of food up your butt so you can "size it up"?

-- SavageX

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2004-06-04, 4:57 PM #199
Only if you're the one doing the shoving, Savy darling.

Why is this thread still alive? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-04, 5:03 PM #200
Be cause we wants it.. my precious...

Do i do a good Gollum impression?

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"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
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[This message has been edited by Noble Outlaw (edited June 04, 2004).]
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