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Interrogation game.
2004-05-30, 8:49 AM #121
77!

Now, what is the capital of Elbonia?

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2004-05-30, 9:39 AM #122
Mud

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

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2004-05-30, 9:43 AM #123
34 pedrometers.

Who the hell eats with mouths on their ears!?

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2004-05-30, 10:03 AM #124
Im pretty sure its this guy

[http://www.937kcountry.com/Images%202003/Krystals/Pict0112.jpg]

Where is the waiter with my soup?

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2004-05-30, 10:17 AM #125
He had a prior enbalm...gage...ment. Yeah.

What did you do with my wife?

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2004-05-30, 11:08 AM #126
I put her to bed.

Why did I fail to ask a question in my last post?

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2004-05-30, 12:58 PM #127
Because the questions own j00.

What were you doing with that jaffa cake?

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2004-05-30, 1:37 PM #128
There is no cake, your crazy.


Why do you have pics of cazor naked?!?!?!

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2004-05-30, 2:30 PM #129
I don't. But I do have this...
[http://members.lycos.co.uk/firestarterinc/graphics/cazor/noface.jpg]

What kind of food does the Diner 'Your Mom's' serve?

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2004-05-30, 3:14 PM #130
Lumbs of fatty tissue.

Did you know that I have hairy butt?

-- SavageX

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2004-05-30, 3:49 PM #131
Yes.

Why are my pants!?

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2004-05-30, 3:53 PM #132
Why the hell not??

Do you have stairs in your house?

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-05-30, 4:00 PM #133
Yes.

Will you go stand by the stairs?

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2004-05-30, 9:16 PM #134
No, I don't want to be in the way of your grandma's fall.

Does having an extremely sticky poster of Catherine Zeta Jones a bad thing?

-- SavageX

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2004-05-30, 11:00 PM #135
Not if only its backside is sticky.

Did you break any laws of physics last night?

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2004-05-30, 11:04 PM #136
Only one, I succesfully went through the space time continium, which resulted in me ending the second atomic war of 1812.

Where were you on the night of June 5th?!

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2004-05-30, 11:06 PM #137
Can't remember, I was drunk.

Where were you on the night of July the 1st?

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2004-05-30, 11:12 PM #138
Sitting in an open field, wondering why there were no fireworks.

If you were cold and you had to sleep with animals in order to keep warm, would it be with vicious cats of pack of blood-thirsty ferrats?

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2004-05-30, 11:14 PM #139
Ferrets, they are easier to subdue.

If you could steal one thing from my pants, what would it be?

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2004-05-31, 5:13 AM #140
Your virginity.

Why is that owl in your shoe?

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2004-05-31, 5:19 AM #141
I was only borrowing it, I swear I was going to give it back!

But why are you hiding all those papers behind your back?

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2004-05-31, 5:29 AM #142
I'm going to make birds out of them and throw them in the air.

*points at somewhere* What if it bursts!?

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2004-05-31, 5:30 AM #143
They are just my assassination orders

Where did my pants go?

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2004-05-31, 5:35 AM #144
My house.

Where else?

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2004-05-31, 7:11 AM #145
To the moon.

What's with all the talk of pants?

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2004-05-31, 7:13 AM #146
GBK left his flamed out ones in the music forum.

What exactly did you do to that midget?

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2004-05-31, 12:49 PM #147
Its better if you didn't know

Why would you care to know?

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-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
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The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-05-31, 12:50 PM #148
Because it turns me on.

What are you looking at?

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Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-05-31, 12:56 PM #149
You. It's too dark to see anything else.

Can I try on your pants?

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2004-05-31, 3:19 PM #150
Only if I can try on your silly human mask.

Is there a klingon word for 'loneliness' ?

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2004-05-31, 3:21 PM #151
'kra'tuc'ta

Can I go home now?

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--End of Line--
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
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2004-05-31, 3:27 PM #152
I ARE PANT!!

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2004-05-31, 3:36 PM #153
(Ignoring 88)
No, you are too scary.

Why does he scare me so?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-05-31, 3:37 PM #154
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Death awaits you with a pancake on its head.
2004-05-31, 4:42 PM #155
Because I live in the shadows and people see strange things behind me.

Where do all the bugs go in the winter time?

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2004-05-31, 5:02 PM #156
They crawl together to form one giant super bug mass, which they use to conquer southern continents.

Please don't step on the grass?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited May 31, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-05-31, 5:33 PM #157
mmm. not a question. but ok, i won't. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

why do these chips have to taste so darn good?


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2004-05-31, 7:04 PM #158
Because chips are tasty. Especially with dip (and for ppl like me, cottage cheese -- I know, lotsa ppl hate the stuff...).

Why is JK > JO?

(yay! flame war! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif])

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2004-05-31, 9:32 PM #159
Because my computer can run JK, of course [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Who owned the fish you took for a walk last Sunday?

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2004-05-31, 9:49 PM #160
Someone.

Something was denied, but what?

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