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Interrogation game.
2004-05-28, 7:56 PM #81
because i must destroy the ring and save the matrix from sauron and his army of agents

did you know you have a vorlon inside of you?

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2004-05-28, 8:29 PM #82
But of course. I eat vorlons for breakfast.

Who was the driver of the getaway blimp?

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2004-05-28, 8:45 PM #83
Hindenburg

What is the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?

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2004-05-28, 11:37 PM #84
I think I know, but I'm not sure.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-05-29, 6:34 AM #85
i refuse to answer on the grounds that it's been asked before

who holds the record for most jumps out of an airplane without a parachute?

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2004-05-29, 7:04 AM #86
The president of Gamcoablia.

Now explain to me step by step why this baboon is borked?

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2004-05-29, 7:06 AM #87
1. It said "bork me"
2. I borked it.

Now tell me who the hell took my shampoo?!

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-29, 7:52 AM #88
I took your shampoo.

What are you planning on doing about it?

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2004-05-29, 7:58 AM #89
I'm going to murder you.

What color roses do you want at your funeral?

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-29, 8:08 AM #90
Brown ones.

What if i cut your head off before you have chance to murder me?

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2004-05-29, 8:25 AM #91
Then I'd want pink flowers at my funeral.

Will you give me pink flowers?

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-29, 8:26 AM #92
I'll see how much money I have.

Would you lend me some cash for them?

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2004-05-29, 12:23 PM #93
yes, but only at 200% intrest.

Why do people use loan sharks?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-05-29, 1:34 PM #94
Its cash.

Why else?

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2004-05-29, 3:40 PM #95
Becuase sharks with friken' laser beams on their heads are cool.

You see a turtle on his back in the desert. What do you do?

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2004-05-29, 3:43 PM #96
Go home, its hot and horrid in the desert.

Are you a warlock?

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2004-05-29, 3:55 PM #97
No, not really.

Would you like to take a Voigt-Kampff test?

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--
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Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-05-29, 3:59 PM #98
No, i am quite happy wioth my levels of Voigt-Kampff, thank you.

How long can this thread go on?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-05-29, 4:33 PM #99
As long as we make it.

Do you like monkeys that fling poo?

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Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-05-29, 5:01 PM #100
of course.

who doesn't?

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-05-29, 5:18 PM #101
the WWF (no, not the wrestlers)

Where are Seb's pants?

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2004-05-29, 5:23 PM #102
Heading South on 95.


why did you take those phones?

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2004-05-29, 6:05 PM #103
I was in the Matrix trying to contact my operator in the Real World.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-05-29, 7:11 PM #104
Where is your question?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-05-29, 8:13 PM #105
He must of forgotten ...


Why did the chicken cross the road?
2004-05-29, 8:35 PM #106
To get to the Budweiser.

Why did he murder his wife?

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-05-29, 8:38 PM #107
He's a retard.

What happens when 1+2 doesn't work anymore?

(ihihihihi 0xCAB)

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[This message has been edited by FastGamerr (edited May 29, 2004).]
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2004-05-29, 8:42 PM #108
Dunno ... I failed maths.


Why do fast food chains always ask if you want your meal to be supersized?
2004-05-30, 5:44 AM #109
Why are your hands covered with blood?

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No signature for you.

[This message has been edited by Gandalv the Gray (edited May 30, 2004).]
No signature for you.
2004-05-30, 5:59 AM #110
Because I just killed you.

Why didn't you answer his question?

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2004-05-30, 6:10 AM #111
Because i didn't like his look.

Who does?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-05-30, 6:18 AM #112
President Bush does.

Do you know the muffin man?

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2004-05-30, 6:20 AM #113
who wants to know?

who wants to know?

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2004-05-30, 6:22 AM #114
I already know.

Can I sleep with your wife?

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2004-05-30, 6:37 AM #115
Only if I can sleep with yours.

Who is Johnathan Harper?

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually...
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2004-05-30, 7:11 AM #116
Never heard of him.

Does this picture ring a bell?
[http://www.bellsouthpwp.net/C/o/Correction/evilpancake2.jpg]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-05-30, 7:12 AM #117
Not at all.

Is it your *** ?

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2004-05-30, 7:15 AM #118
Don't get fresh with me, son.

Where were you on the night of tomarrow?

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Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-05-30, 8:03 AM #119
Seeing 'The Day After Tomarrow'.

what is kafeltafish(sp?)?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-05-30, 8:29 AM #120
Did you mean kafelta fish
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What is the 9,037,488,258th digit of pi?

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