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Mah friend Zoey is a n00b (Alt Title: How not to talk to women)
2009-07-13, 8:47 PM #1
And she's looking at Massassi. LOLOLOL :master::tfti:
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:00 PM #2
semi-naked dalf is intrigued


(I'm having way to much fun with new laptop)
Attachment: 22288/Snapshot_20090713_2.jpg (54,089 bytes)
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2009-07-13, 9:01 PM #3
Not Yecti's friend ---V.

[http://chadpelley.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/zooey-deschanel-07.jpg]
2009-07-13, 9:05 PM #4
i was hoping that ^ was the Zoey he meant
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2009-07-13, 9:14 PM #5
She's only confused because your jewish, and everyone knows jewish people make other people around them confused with their jewishness. Jew.
Think while it's still legal.
2009-07-13, 9:17 PM #6
She's pretty close to that Zoey... Only like... More tan... And way more dorky.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:18 PM #7
Originally posted by SAJN:
She's only confused because your jewish, and everyone knows jewish people make other people around them confused with their jewishness. Jew.


MY TINY CIRCUMCISED PENIS! EAT IT!:awesomelon::gbk:
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:20 PM #8
Originally posted by Yecti:
She's pretty close to that Zoey... Only like... More tan... And way more dorky.


Tap that NOW. :psyduck:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-07-13, 9:24 PM #9
Originally posted by Zell:
Tap that NOW. :psyduck:


I mean... I could. She totally wants my joint. Right Zoe?
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:26 PM #10
I'm trying to get her to register and post her rebuttals. They're coming to me in Facebook chat right now.:neckbeard:
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:28 PM #11
lol shut up. i do not want your freaking inch worm.
2009-07-13, 9:30 PM #12
I'm amazed that "zoey" was available. And she made fun of me. That makes me sad... Should I ban her?:colbert:
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:31 PM #13
ok now she must post in camhoez thread
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 9:32 PM #14
I could be horrible and post a picture of her, but I'll leave that to her. I'm betting she'll be like, "no. The hell with you and your friends"
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:33 PM #15
hai.
woot!
2009-07-13, 9:35 PM #16
I was right... but instead of my quote, I got "Negative, Ghostrider"

:neckbeard:

Mah friend Zoey is a hot nerd. She makes my pants tight.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:36 PM #17
if she posts a pic of herself in camhoez i will promise to post a photo of myself that shows more than just an eye or an ear (or some other body part) before the weekend
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 9:37 PM #18
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
ok now she must post in camhoez thread


this post is relevant to my interests
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-07-13, 9:38 PM #19
negative ghostrider. no pics for random people on the net....
2009-07-13, 9:39 PM #20
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
if she posts a pic of herself in camhoez i will promise to post a photo of myself that shows more than just an eye or an ear (or some other body part) before the weekend


OMG MORE THAN AN EYE!!! I'd be an idiot not to take this deal!!

not :)
2009-07-13, 9:40 PM #21
i want to see this camhoez thread but i'm too lazy to search for it.
2009-07-13, 9:40 PM #22
It's not for random people.

It's for a very specific set of losers.
2009-07-13, 9:41 PM #23
i'm not random people on the net... i am the jim7
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 9:41 PM #24
Comeon, If I can use proper puncuation and capitalization you can too.
2009-07-13, 9:41 PM #25
Originally posted by zoey:
i want to see this camhoez thread but i'm too lazy to search for it.


I'm too lazy to give you a link. Actually I'm just being difficult..because it's on the front page and really not difficult to find.
woot!
2009-07-13, 9:43 PM #26
any picture on the internet is inevitably for random people.

but this zoey person sounds like a lame alter ego anyways; i see through your thinly veiled plot yecti. everyone knows you don't have any friends, much less of the female persuasion

:colbert:
D E A T H
2009-07-13, 9:44 PM #27
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
any picture on the internet is inevitably for random people.

but this zoey person sounds like a lame alter ego anyways; i see through your thinly veiled plot yecti. everyone knows you don't have any friends, much less of the female persuasion

:colbert:


Your display of wisdom is exquisite. A+ will read again.
woot!
2009-07-13, 9:44 PM #28
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Comeon, If I can use proper puncuation and capitalization you can too.


you can also bow to me you insolent meatsack
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 9:47 PM #29
Originally posted by JLee:
Your display of wisdom is exquisite. A+ will read again.

tyvm plz give me a favorite and 5 star GOLD POST
D E A T H
2009-07-13, 9:50 PM #30
plz subscribe kthxlol
DO NOT WANT.
2009-07-13, 9:50 PM #31
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
any picture on the internet is inevitably for random people.

but this zoey person sounds like a lame alter ego anyways; i see through your thinly veiled plot yecti. everyone knows you don't have any friends, much less of the female persuasion

:colbert:


I can see why you'd doubt that yecti has friends.... Good point and love the skepticism!
2009-07-13, 9:51 PM #32
And this is why we cannot have any women on these boards...
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2009-07-13, 9:52 PM #33
see i get so much praise now everyone recognizes my genius it was only a matter of time :awesomelon:

inb4theashley
D E A T H
2009-07-13, 9:52 PM #34
Originally posted by zoey:
lol shut up. i do not want your freaking inch worm.


haha what a n00b
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-13, 9:55 PM #35
Any admin or mod can double check that her IP traces back to Chicago and I'm currently posting in Minneapois. And we're both logged in simultaneously which means I'd have to go through a lot of effort with a 2nd PC to run through a proxy to get it going. She resolves direct to an ISP as well.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 9:56 PM #36
Nice try, but Kirby won't get fooled again.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-13, 9:57 PM #37
Originally posted by Yecti:
Any admin or mod can double check that her IP traces back to Chicago and I'm currently posting in Minneapois. And we're both logged in simultaneously which means I'd have to go through a lot of effort with a 2nd PC to run through a proxy to get it going. She resolves direct to an ISP as well.



mmmm nerd talk :)
2009-07-13, 9:57 PM #38
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAN

2009-07-13, 9:57 PM #39
and qtf i thought you were like big as the yellow submarine yecti

2009-07-13, 9:57 PM #40
Ignore this post.
:neckbeard:
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