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Mah friend Zoey is a n00b (Alt Title: How not to talk to women)

2009-07-16, 10:17 PM #161

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

http://instanttrap.com/

Great find.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2009-07-16, 11:22 PM #162

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

it's a entrapment!

[http://manicdote.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/250px-ackbar_closeup.jpg]

woot!

2009-07-17, 12:17 AM #163

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Made up your mind yet, Zoey? If you want I can PM you my number.

2009-07-17, 12:52 AM #164

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

Well one thing you don't do when you talk to women is stare at their other set of eyes.

2009-07-17, 6:25 AM #165

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Everytime a new chick introduces herself here, the thread hits the 5 page mark.

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2009-07-17, 6:34 AM #166

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Chewbubba:

Everytime a new chick introduces herself here, the thread hits the 5 page mark.

It's probably good for at least 8 if she ever posts pics.

woot!

2009-07-17, 6:36 AM #167

Rosebud

Registered User

Posts: 15

everyone forgets about rosebud

2009-07-17, 6:51 AM #168

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Rosebud:

everyone forgets about rosebud

This is why, my dear..

Quote:

# Total Posts: 25
# Posts Per Day: 0.01

Oh, Achelois too...haven't seen her in ages.

woot!

2009-07-17, 8:02 AM #169

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

Rosebud is CM's attempt at a fake girl.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-07-17, 8:05 AM #170

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Originally posted by JLee:

Oh, Achelois too...haven't seen her in ages.

Maybe the hairy italian has been marked by the mob.

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2009-07-17, 8:09 AM #171

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Ford:

Rosebud is CM's attempt at a fake girl.

Pics exist, which is better than the OP.

woot!

2009-07-17, 8:51 AM #172

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Rosebud:

everyone forgets about rosebud

ruby was hotter

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-17, 8:57 AM #173

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Oh man I remember Achelois. She liked my llama pictures.

Stuff

2009-07-17, 9:52 AM #174

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i remember someone called Maeve

She was real too!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-07-17, 10:12 AM #175

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Ford:

Rosebud is CM's sled.

Fixed.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-07-17, 10:15 AM #176

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

Acheolis was a man.

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

2009-07-17, 10:36 AM #177

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Maeve was in fact a boy named Bob...

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-07-17, 8:10 PM #178

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

he he he he wut?:carl:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-07-17, 8:12 PM #179

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Let's go back farther.

Who remembers sublimechica182?

Stuff

2009-07-17, 8:17 PM #180

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Originally posted by kyle90:

Let's go back farther.

Who remembers sublimechica182?

I do.

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2009-07-17, 8:28 PM #181

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Boricuadelight

:suicide:

DO NOT WANT.

2009-07-17, 8:29 PM #182

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

she;s still on my myspace.

boob alert

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-07-17, 8:40 PM #183

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

o rly

I remember her too.

2009-07-17, 9:15 PM #184

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

Originally posted by Krokodile:

Maeve was in fact a boy named Bob...

she sang a song about lettuce

2009-07-17, 9:58 PM #185

zoey

Registered User

Posts: 15

Originally posted by kyle90:

Nice four-page thread you got here, I shall post in it.

Hi Zoey, whoever you are. Maybe this is clarified somewhere in the next three pages that I'm not reading.

bonjour!

2009-07-17, 10:24 PM #186

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

And a very warm welcome to you!

Stuff

2009-07-17, 11:00 PM #187

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Zoey, I can take you to plateaus of sexual ecstasy the likes of which you've never dreamed of. And bring you breakfast the next morning. I can make toast.

2009-07-17, 11:42 PM #188

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I can make toast *and* eggs

Actually I can't, what am I talking about; I've never made eggs in my life. Funny, really.

Stuff

2009-07-17, 11:44 PM #189

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

And you're a nerd.

2009-07-17, 11:53 PM #190

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Dammit well now you've just ruined it. Telling a woman you're a nerd is just about the worst thing.

Stuff

2009-07-18, 12:01 AM #191

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Just about.

2009-07-18, 2:12 AM #192

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

I am a firefighter. :colbert:

owait, no I'm not. Oops.

woot!

2009-07-18, 6:07 AM #193

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by kyle90:

I can make toast *and* eggs

Actually I can't, what am I talking about; I've never made eggs in my life. Funny, really.

i can make toast, eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, waffles, hasbrowns, and a few other things...

real men know how to make breakfast... now i suggest learning how to be a real man

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-18, 6:15 AM #194

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

"I've heard that fortune favors the brave, so let me get paid whiele I'm making you breakfast."

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-07-18, 7:32 AM #195

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

i can make toast, eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, waffles, hasbrowns, and a few other things...

real men know how to make breakfast... now i suggest learning how to be a real man

Oh I can make all those other things. Just not eggs, because I don't like them. Why would I learn to cook something that I don't like?

Stuff

2009-07-18, 7:33 AM #196

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

to get laid, the same reason we do anything else

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-07-18, 7:37 AM #197

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

...hasbrowns...

What color are they now?

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2009-07-18, 7:45 AM #198

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

to get laid, the same reason we do anything else

If you're making breakfast for her, doesn't that mean you already got laid? Seems to me that knowing how to make dinner, perhaps, would be more effective.

Stuff

2009-07-18, 7:50 AM #199

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

getting laid happens more than once. breakfast is a non-verbal way of saying, "thanks, that was great! please touch my penis again!"

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-07-18, 8:08 AM #200

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

You're right, I hadn't considered the possibility that one might get laid by the same person more than once. I'll have to factor that into my calculations.

Stuff