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Mah friend Zoey is a n00b (Alt Title: How not to talk to women)
2009-07-13, 9:58 PM #41
Originally posted by zoey:
mmmm nerd talk :)

oh **** shes turned on

2009-07-13, 9:58 PM #42
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
you can also bow to me you insolent meatsack

First, I didn't mean you. Second, It's not an insult or a sign of disrespect, it's a request. Third, your insults are getting worse by the post.
2009-07-13, 10:01 PM #43
I'm really not comfortable enough with you TheNewKid to have you talking about my unit. Referring to me as the Wang is fine, even though you have no idea what the joke is about or how old it is, I'll let it pass. But I swear, if you... because you're you... talk about my penis again. I'll ban you for 3 days just because I can.:colbert:
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 10:04 PM #44
oh no! whose penis will i talk about now!!??!

ill lay off on yecti's wang

2009-07-13, 10:05 PM #45
Good call, Padawan... Good call.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 10:06 PM #46
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
First, I didn't mean you. Second, It's not an insult or a sign of disrespect, it's a request. Third, your insults are getting worse by the post.


punctuation and capitalization are not important on 90% of forum posts

plus you're still not worthy of decent insults
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 10:07 PM #47
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
punctuation and capitalization are not important on 90% of forum posts

plus you're still not worthy of decent insults


I agree with Jim. Mostly because I always agree with Jim.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 10:10 PM #48
leg humping alert
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-07-13, 10:11 PM #49
Side note: Sugarless and Maevie need to post. Zoey is questioning if she's the ONLY female, to which I promptly responded, "almost"
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 10:11 PM #50
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
punctuation and capitalization are not important on 90% of forum posts

plus you're still not worthy of decent insults

I like that, A little bit of double insult.
B-, would read again.
2009-07-13, 10:13 PM #51
now you're just trying too hard man
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 10:18 PM #52
This thread is awful, you're all behaving ridiculously :colbert:
2009-07-13, 10:18 PM #53
You're dicklessly. Wait... what?
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 10:21 PM #54
Also, I like how the three of the people making fun of me (SAJN, Yoshi, and of course Zoey) are the people I actually know outside of Massassi's bounds. I love my friends. Douchebags.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 10:26 PM #55
still waiting on pics
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-07-13, 10:31 PM #56
Originally posted by Yecti:
Also, I like how the three of the people making fun of me (SAJN, Yoshi, and of course Zoey) are the people I actually know outside of Massassi's bounds. I love my friends. Douchebags.


ok... uhm... YOU SMELL BAD!
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-13, 10:34 PM #57
Originally posted by zoey:
lol shut up. i do not want your freaking inch worm.

hahahaha

hahahahahahah

**** yes

hahahaha

you've started out so awesome already
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-07-13, 10:50 PM #58
Originally posted by Emon:
hahahaha

hahahahahahah

**** yes

hahahaha

you've started out so awesome already


She is pretty awesome. :awesome:
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2009-07-13, 11:06 PM #59
That's REALLY scary how Jim7 is willing to post his hideous mug just to get another pic to add to his fap folder. You guys are freaks, all of you. I'm just here for the juice- MORE LIKE JEW-CE! LOLOLOL :carl:
Think while it's still legal.
2009-07-13, 11:07 PM #60
guys come quick theres garls on massassi
:master::master::master:
2009-07-14, 12:27 AM #61
This thread has way more posts than it deserves, but now I'm just enabling it.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-07-14, 12:31 AM #62
Originally posted by Yecti:
Side note: Sugarless and Maevie need to post. Zoey is questioning if she's the ONLY female, to which I promptly responded, "almost"


You forgot Sarn's wife Andrea.



Quote:
The hell with you and your friends

Yay, TBS.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-07-14, 12:31 AM #63
Originally posted by SAJN:
That's REALLY scary how Jim7 is willing to post his hideous mug just to get another pic to add to his fap folder. You guys are freaks, all of you. I'm just here for the juice- MORE LIKE JEW-CE! LOLOLOL :carl:


fap folder? no i just want to know what she looks like just in case i'm ever in chicago and see her... then i can be "i'm that random person from the net" and she'll scream and run away and i'll laugh

and i'm thinking about everyone's fap folder here too
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-14, 2:45 AM #64
And then you will :master:.
2009-07-14, 3:11 AM #65
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Nice try, but Kirby won't get fooled again.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

In seriousness this is why we can't have wimminfolk on here apart from Sugarless, Mirthy and Maevie.
nope.
2009-07-14, 3:32 AM #66
Also, Izzy has an account. She rarely checks in though. She probably just stalks me.
2009-07-14, 3:43 AM #67
Why does everyone usually forget about roxima AKA quesadilla_red AKA TimeWolfOfThePast's female version?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-07-14, 3:44 AM #68
Oh yeah.

And you never even realised they were related until I had to point it out to you. :P
nope.
2009-07-14, 4:00 AM #69
Originally posted by Yecti:
I could be horrible and post a picture of her, but I'll leave that to her. I'm betting she'll be like, "no. The hell with you and your friends"


Don't worry, Zoey, we're not his friends either.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-14, 4:02 AM #70
Hey guys, I was wondering, should I wear my pink socks or my white ones with the little kitten on them today?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-14, 4:03 AM #71
I really could go for some tuna right now.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-14, 4:06 AM #72
Oh hey, I have an idea. Maybe Zoey can be Krok's new victi--oh hum, girlfriend.

They can go to the zoo or something.

Brb, getting tuna.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-14, 4:50 AM #73
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Why does everyone usually forget about roxima AKA quesadilla_red AKA TimeWolfOfThePast's female version?


and mirthy..
woot!
2009-07-14, 4:52 AM #74
I didn't forget Mirthy.

:colbert:
nope.
2009-07-14, 4:56 AM #75
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I didn't forget Mirthy.

:colbert:


:tfti:

and wolvie17 and mj too, but they haven't been here in ages..
woot!
2009-07-14, 5:04 AM #76
and mb.

But she's still around.

And as smecsky as ever despite her fluctuating weight.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-14, 5:08 AM #77
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mb#mb_may_refer_to_3

mb's weight is a constant. :colbert:
nope.
2009-07-14, 5:51 AM #78
453kg!
2009-07-14, 5:51 AM #79
Yea well you're a fishy penis, Bacon.

- rides the mantrain -
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-14, 7:34 AM #80
No other thread has ever made me feel this awkward on the internet.
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