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Mah friend Zoey is a n00b (Alt Title: How not to talk to women)
2009-07-14, 7:55 PM #121
What a ****ing train wreck. This thread is the exact opposite of "Squirrls on islands" in every way that matters.

Edit: Fine, except for the part where embee is a fat chick.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-14, 9:03 PM #122
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
Harold.


haha harold
:master::master::master:
2009-07-14, 10:32 PM #123
Originally posted by Jep:
and mb.

But she's still around.

And as smecsky as ever despite her fluctuating weight.


LOL wow that's pretty ballsy... talking about a girl's weight issues....
2009-07-14, 10:34 PM #124
Originally posted by Yecti:
She is pretty awesome. :awesome:


Oh, NOW You think i'm awesome...
2009-07-14, 10:39 PM #125
We're actually trying to get mb to kill herself. It's not working, she keeps coming back and getting fatter.
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2009-07-14, 10:43 PM #126
This thread has gotten so jumbled up and confusing... Its entertaining... I approve of it. :hist101:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-07-14, 11:25 PM #127
Originally posted by zoey:
LOL wow that's pretty ballsy... talking about a girl's weight issues....


she's a big* girl, she can take it

*like huge
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-14, 11:28 PM #128
STILL WAITING ON PICS
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-07-14, 11:31 PM #129
hey zoey want to have sex with me? I'm a really sweet guy, and I'm not that fat.
2009-07-14, 11:37 PM #130
thrawn.... you couldn't even get a hooker to have sex with you
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-14, 11:41 PM #131
Have you ever even talked to a girl without having to give her your credit card number?
Think while it's still legal.
2009-07-15, 12:00 AM #132
i'm not an idiot. I always pay cash.
2009-07-15, 12:05 AM #133
Obviously! I was talking about Jim7. I know YOU pay cash! Duh. Cali thuggin'
Think while it's still legal.
2009-07-15, 12:07 AM #134
Originally posted by JediKirby:
We're actually trying to get mb to kill herself. It's not working, she keeps coming back and getting fatter.

mb's weight has become self sustaining. we'll be consumed quickly if we don't move to kill at once.
>>untie shoes
2009-07-15, 12:16 AM #135
Originally posted by SAJN:
Obviously! I was talking about Jim7. I know YOU pay cash! Duh. Cali thuggin'


sometimes I just show them this picture and they have an orgasm.

[http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs172.snc1/6480_108968422582_563047582_2600143_8095647_n.jpg]
2009-07-15, 4:54 AM #136
Thrawn, do you ever smile?
nope.
2009-07-15, 7:21 AM #137
Originally posted by SAJN:
Have you ever even talked to a girl without having to give her your credit card number?


normally i don't respond to such stupid questions but... yes

and on more than one occasion
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-07-15, 8:15 AM #138
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Thrawn, do you ever smile?


Smiling is for homosexuals.
2009-07-15, 8:53 AM #139
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1019055']Smiling is for homosexuals.

That's not what you said last night you dirty whore.
D E A T H
2009-07-15, 9:59 AM #140
Smiling like a donut is different.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-07-15, 10:06 AM #141
LOL i like the alt title on this thread.....
2009-07-15, 10:33 AM #142
Originally posted by zoey:
mmmm nerd talk :)

Impressed by basic networking, probably a girl.
2009-07-15, 10:43 AM #143
Originally posted by zoey:
LOL wow that's pretty ballsy... talking about a girl's weight issues....


At least I didn't mention her penis.


Now I've done it!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-15, 10:56 AM #144
:gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-07-15, 10:59 AM #145
Oh god.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-15, 11:30 AM #146
this ****ing thread is retarded
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2009-07-15, 12:02 PM #147
Originally posted by llibja:
this ****ing thread is retarded


your retarted
:master::master::master:
2009-07-15, 12:07 PM #148
Originally posted by llibja:
this ****ing thread is retarded


Shut up and get me some tuna.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-15, 12:12 PM #149
no u
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2009-07-15, 12:20 PM #150
This thread is :awesome::XD::awesome::XD::awesome:
一个大西瓜
2009-07-15, 12:26 PM #151
~WASSUP MASSASSI THIS IS AN OPEN INVITE TO STAT'S ANNUAL SUMMERTIME *****ES 'n' COCAINE POOL PARTY~

A COVER CHARGE OF $125 IS REQUIRED FOR ENTRY, BUT CAN BE WAIVED IF U BRING AN 8-BALL (1/8th of an ounce of cocaine) or 2 (TWO) *****ES...OPEN BAR!!!!!!!!!

SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY LIL' WAYNE AND MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH BY MB's DAD

CUM ONE CUM ALL FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE :D
:master::master::master:
2009-07-15, 12:29 PM #152
You do have to be pretty freaking motivated to raise a kid like mb.


Zoinks! Don't ban me mb! Me love you longtime!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-07-15, 12:31 PM #153
boobs.


that is all
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2009-07-15, 1:13 PM #154
moobs.

that costs etra.
2009-07-15, 7:36 PM #155
I save all pictures of massassi girls onto my porn HD for later use. Just giving you a heads up.
2009-07-15, 9:25 PM #156
Originally posted by stat:
~WASSUP MASSASSI THIS IS AN OPEN INVITE TO STAT'S ANNUAL SUMMERTIME *****ES 'n' COCAINE POOL PARTY~

A COVER CHARGE OF $125 IS REQUIRED FOR ENTRY, BUT CAN BE WAIVED IF U BRING AN 8-BALL (1/8th of an ounce of cocaine) or 2 (TWO) *****ES...OPEN BAR!!!!!!!!!

SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY LIL' WAYNE AND MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH BY MB's DAD

CUM ONE CUM ALL FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE :D


oh i am so totally there.

:ninja:
woot!
2009-07-15, 9:49 PM #157
Originally posted by JLee:
oh i am so totally there.

:ninja:


it's a entrapment!

[http://manicdote.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/250px-ackbar_closeup.jpg]
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-07-15, 11:38 PM #158
wait, stat, I thought we just called that 'the tuesday routine'?
D E A T H
2009-07-16, 1:11 AM #159
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
it's a entrapment!

[http://manicdote.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/250px-ackbar_closeup.jpg]

http://instanttrap.com/
2009-07-16, 8:11 PM #160
Nice four-page thread you got here, I shall post in it.

Hi Zoey, whoever you are. Maybe this is clarified somewhere in the next three pages that I'm not reading.
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