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Mah friend Zoey is a n00b (Alt Title: How not to talk to women)

2009-07-14, 7:37 AM #81

NoESC

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this is bad and you should feel bad

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2009-07-14, 7:40 AM #82

Jep

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Agreed

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-07-14, 9:06 AM #83

DrkJedi82

0x666

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

In seriousness this is why we can't have wimminfolk on here apart from Sugarless, Mirthy and Maevie.

no it's just that we only accept a certain kind of female here... the kind that isn't freaked out by our high creepy, nerdy, and pervy levels

all others are too weak

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-14, 9:15 AM #84

Xzero

Beep deep boo doop

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You've just described my gf DrkJedi...

Actually, she was part of the same JK clan as me for a while. xD

2009-07-14, 10:06 AM #85

Dj Yoshi

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Originally posted by Yecti:

Also, I like how the three of the people making fun of me (SAJN, Yoshi, and of course Zoey) are the people I actually know outside of Massassi's bounds. I love my friends. Douchebags.

inch worm hahah fail.

D E A T H

2009-07-14, 10:08 AM #86

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

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No wonder Yecti shaves his garden down there; he can't find the damn thing.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-07-14, 10:23 AM #87

Yecti

Actually That Big

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Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

No wonder Yecti shaves his garden down there; he can't find the damn thing.

This is an accurate assessment. I mean, I'm Jewish after all... :tfti:

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2009-07-14, 10:28 AM #88

DrkJedi82

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so is ron jeremy

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-14, 10:40 AM #89

Krokodile

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

Oh yeah.

And you never even realised they were related until I had to point it out to you.

That's true.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-07-14, 11:00 AM #90

Yecti

Actually That Big

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

so is ron jeremy

There are exceptions to every rule.

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2009-07-14, 11:05 AM #91

zanardi

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Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

No wonder Yecti shaves his garden down there; he can't find the damn thing.

makes it look bigger too

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-07-14, 11:18 AM #92

ECHOMAN

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Massassi: Online Band Camp

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2009-07-14, 11:20 AM #93

Ruthven

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oh look

a girl

lets all fight for her attention

:gbk:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-07-14, 11:29 AM #94

Jep

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

oh look

a girl

lets all fight for her attention

:gbk:

You won.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-07-14, 11:37 AM #95

Ford

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i'm sorry you had to see all this zoey.

we are not ALL retarded perverts.

also, you guys forgot andrea, and EvilGiraffe's girl, whose name i forget.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-07-14, 12:04 PM #96

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by Ford:

i'm sorry you had to see all this zoey.

we are not ALL retarded perverts.

yeah... some of us are intelligent perverts

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-14, 12:20 PM #97

Jep

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And some of us a just retarded.

(:D)

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-07-14, 1:10 PM #98

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

oh look

a girl

lets all fight for her attention

Haha. Seriously.

Warhead[97]

2009-07-14, 1:18 PM #99

Gebohq

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Since I'm considering this a "hi I'm new" thread for zoey, she will get my obligatory "don't be afraid to check out the Interactive Story Board and get involved" message. Whatever bad things Yecti might say about it are all lies.

We need more new people around here.

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2009-07-14, 1:54 PM #100

Roger Spruce

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

no it's just that we only accept a certain kind of female here... the kind that isn't freaked out by our high creepy, nerdy, and pervy levels

all others are too weak

Because acting like a creepy, perverted nerd works so well offline, I can only imagine it works twice as well online.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-07-14, 1:56 PM #101

Tibby

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Good lord you are all creeps.

2009-07-14, 2:01 PM #102

roxima

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girl post

:awesome:

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2009-07-14, 2:05 PM #103

Baconfish

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nope.

2009-07-14, 2:56 PM #104

DrkJedi82

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Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

Because acting like a creepy, perverted nerd works so well offline, I can only imagine it works twice as well online.

the funny thing is offline i'm not a creepy perverted nerd

but i am strange and at times... a bit creepy

but the important thing is somehow it works

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-14, 3:47 PM #105

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

sorry zuljin im stealing that quote

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-07-14, 4:49 PM #106

zoey

Registered User

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Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

No wonder Yecti shaves his garden down there; he can't find the damn thing.

lol!

hey... what was the point of this thread yecti???

:suicide:

2009-07-14, 4:51 PM #107

DrkJedi82

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this thread was a test..

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-14, 5:20 PM #108

Yecti

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The point was to rope you into Massassi and make you stay forever and ever! Duh. Oh, and I'm done recording right now. Text message sent.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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2009-07-14, 5:21 PM #109

Yecti

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Oh, and you don't necessarily have to call me Yecti here. All these losers know my real name anyways.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2009-07-14, 5:33 PM #110

Baconfish

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I don't.

nope.

2009-07-14, 5:39 PM #111

Yecti

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Oh. I'm Aaron, Boco. Nice to meet you. :awesome:

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1337Yectiwan
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10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2009-07-14, 5:40 PM #112

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

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Why hello there Aaron, I'm Shaun. :awesome:

nope.

2009-07-14, 5:43 PM #113

Petmc.

wi.us

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On an unrelated note, Baconfish's sig made me el oh el.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-07-14, 6:20 PM #114

Admiral Zarn

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o hi guis i am zarn "tho my reel rl name iz dan, LOL!) hi thar massasssi wut do u guis do ne way?

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2009-07-14, 6:33 PM #115

zoey

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Originally posted by Yecti:

Oh, and you don't necessarily have to call me Yecti here. All these losers know my real name anyways.

Ok... i wasn't sure... didn't want to "out" you.

Fyi... i'm so NOT roped in.... yet.

2009-07-14, 6:47 PM #116

Roger Spruce

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a/s/l?

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2009-07-14, 7:18 PM #117

Vin

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Hi I'm Vin. I like boys so don't worry about me.

2009-07-14, 7:28 PM #118

fishstickz

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Originally posted by NoESC:

this is bad and you should feel bad

This

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2009-07-14, 7:32 PM #119

DrkJedi82

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Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Vin:

Hi I'm Vin. I like boys so don't worry about me.

also his real name is Kelly

my real name... well i have too many to list

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-07-14, 7:40 PM #120

Roger Spruce

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Harold.

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