dalf
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Dear Chargers,
Your season just ended tonight. Your last game of the season is Jan. 3. Denver owns the tie-breaker against us. You are once again below .500 and will continue that way because you play the Chiefs @ Arrowhead. You barely won in that stadium last year. Lighting does not strike twice in the same spot. Enjoy 2-4. I saw an interesting stat during the game. Each year since 2006 our rushing game has got progressively worse. We are dead last in the NFL for rushing. We are also dead last in the NFL on stopping 3rd down. 49% of teams thus far have converted on 3rd down. The Broncos padded that stat with moderate ease. Now why is that? Hmm? Rivers, VJ, Sproles, LT, and Gates: Throw each and every game. I'm urging a 2-14 season so the coaching positions get thorougly cleansed. If we don't turn around, I strongly suggest other teams worthy of your talents. It really is a shame to see talent wasted on a pathetic team. Spanos: If we have a < .500 season and you are still calling for a stadium, you can go right to L.A. You get a stadium when Gates has a ring. Until then, **** off. Defense: You guys don't ****ing care. None of you do. There is no leadership whatsoever on there. It's a do as you please 1/2-team.
Dear Broncos,
You guys are legit this year. I have no question about it. I really don't predict a late season collapse like you guys are renoun for. Perhaps an entirely new team was called for. You guys are going to the playoffs I'm sure of it.
Dear Chiefs & Raiders,
I can't believe I'm saying this but you guys need to win. If you guys win. perhaps...maybe perhaps that will wake some kind of fire in us to play football and stay competitive in our division. Otherwise, we fall to the cellar of the AFC West.
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