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Stupid Broken Text Adventure (Forum Game)
2014-04-10, 8:17 PM #121
>>look harder...
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2014-04-11, 9:07 AM #122
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
>>look


You see your living room.

Originally posted by Gebohq:
>>save game


Save game from what?

Originally posted by Jon`C:
>>[15 megabytes of the BEL control character]


This command is too long. Try writing a shorter command.

Originally posted by Alan:
>>use self on world


It's not very effective.

Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
>> Turn on computer. Play a text adventure game.


You're already playing a text adventure game.

Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
>> Look for a way to go outside


What, are the obvious exits not obvious enough?

Fine. You see a door leading outside to the east.

Originally posted by Gebohq:
>>[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= P5pVVsVJkhc&sns=em"]look harder...[/URL]


You can't do that until you've un****ed your link.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-04-11, 9:12 AM #123
>>approach door leading outside to the east with trepidation
2014-04-11, 9:13 AM #124
>>curse youtube for not making it easy to link properly on a tablet

>>dennis
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2014-04-11, 9:29 AM #125
Originally posted by saberopus:
>>approach door leading outside to the east with trepidation


You don't have a trepidation.

Originally posted by Gebohq:
>>curse youtube for not making it easy to link properly on a tablet

>>dennis


You mutter an ancient Canaanite curse at YouTube. "What's that?" says YouTube. "Oh, uh... nothing," you reply.

Ye hasn't seen Dennis in a fortnight. Maybe luck is on your side.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-04-11, 9:51 AM #126
>>ask youtube to open the door for you
2014-04-11, 3:03 PM #127
>> Initiate Vote for new Dungeon Master. Nominate Alan.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2014-04-11, 3:34 PM #128
>>filibuster
>>untie shoes
2014-04-11, 3:38 PM #129
Originally posted by saberopus:
>>ask youtube to open the door for you


You don't see YouTube here. What are you even talking about?

Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
>> Initiate Vote for new Dungeon Master. Nominate Alan.


Ye hasn't seen Alan in a fortnight. Maybe luck is on your side.

Originally posted by Antony:
>>filibuster


You grab the telephone book from your coffee table and read aloud from it.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-04-12, 10:35 AM #130
>> Remove clothes.

>> Open door to east.

>> Go outside.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2014-04-12, 11:44 AM #131
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
>> Remove clothes.

>> Open door to east.

>> Go outside.


You take off your robe and wizard hat.

You approach the door with trepidation, and open it.

You step outside onto your front porch.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-04-12, 12:33 PM #132
>>be overcome with fear of being outside after 4 pages and scuttle back in where no progress can be achieved
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2014-04-12, 2:41 PM #133
>>> have second thoughts

>>> claim the land for the almighty bunghole
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2014-04-12, 6:30 PM #134
Originally posted by Gebohq:
>>be overcome with fear of being outside after 4 pages and scuttle back in where no progress can be achieved


You don't have a trepidation.

Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
>>> have second thoughts

>>> claim the land for the almighty bunghole


Having second thoughts sounds pretty ambitious. You resolve to keep working on first thoughts.

You race out onto your lawn to claim it for... something, and step on a garden rake. The rake's handle pops up and hits you in the face, knocking you off your feet. "The classic gags are classics for a reason," you reflect out loud, to no one in particular.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-04-12, 7:15 PM #135
>>run rake handle through self
2014-04-12, 9:49 PM #136
>>pick up rake and swing it at no one in particular
2014-04-12, 10:16 PM #137
>>set rake back down with tines facing up
>>untie shoes
2014-04-13, 12:12 AM #138
Originally posted by Jon`C:
>>run rake handle through self


You reach out to grab the rake. You hold it above yourself with both hands, handle pointing down, and pull it very abruptly toward your belly.

"OOF," you say.

Originally posted by saberopus:
>>pick up rake and swing it at no one in particular


You don't see no one in particular here.

Originally posted by Antony:
>>set rake back down with tines facing up


No, you think you'll just hold onto the rake until you get your breath back.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-04-13, 8:04 AM #139
>>get breath back
2014-04-13, 5:29 PM #140
>> Use rake on lawn.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2014-04-13, 6:43 PM #141
>>run rake handle through self
2014-04-13, 7:21 PM #142
>>Use lawn on rake
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2014-04-14, 11:32 AM #143
Originally posted by saberopus:
>>get breath back


You're gonna need a minute here.

Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
>> Use rake on lawn.


From your position on your back, you make ineffectual raking motions at the lawn.

You have gained one Adventure Point. Total Adventure Points: 2

Originally posted by Jon`C:
>>run rake handle through self


You reach out to grab the rake. You hold it above yourself with both hands, handle pointing down, and pull it very abruptly toward your belly.

"OOF," you say.

Originally posted by Tracer:
>>Use lawn on rake


The lawn is too large for you to move on your own.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-04-14, 11:49 AM #144
>>flop around ineffectually
2014-04-14, 12:03 PM #145
>>level up
>>untie shoes
2014-04-14, 3:00 PM #146
>>ride the snake
2014-04-14, 6:15 PM #147
>> Dig hole in lawn
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2014-04-14, 6:33 PM #148
>>die
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2014-04-14, 6:38 PM #149
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Hey, that smoke alarm has a pretty catchy beat. You get down. Figuratively, for once.

Bop my head to the music
2014-04-14, 7:12 PM #150
>>run rake handle through self
2014-04-14, 7:48 PM #151
Originally posted by saberopus:
>>flop around ineffectually


No, you think you'll just hold onto the rake until you get your breath back.

Originally posted by Antony:
>>level up


You don't have a level. It might be in your garage workshop.

Originally posted by Cool Matty:
>>ride the snake


You eye the snake nervously out of the corner of your... uh, eye. You'd rather not approach it until you have a weapon.

Originally posted by Tracer:
>> Dig hole in lawn


You flop around ineffectually in an effort to dig a hole in your lawn while lying on your back on that same lawn.

Originally posted by Gebohq:
>>die


What would you like to do with the die?

Originally posted by Reid:
Bop my head to the music


You bop yourself on the head. Regrettably, you do not suddenly realize something obvious before doing this.

Originally posted by Jon`C:
>>run rake handle through self


You look around your kitchen. You don't see a rake.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-04-14, 7:51 PM #152
>>Use die to cast a rake handle
2014-04-14, 8:06 PM #153
>>survive
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2014-04-14, 8:19 PM #154
Originally posted by Gebohq:
>>survive




(I actually hated this movie butttttt)
2014-04-14, 8:56 PM #155
Originally posted by Cool Matty:


(I actually hated this movie butttttt)


That's right u are butttttttttttttt

>>run rake handle through self
2014-04-14, 10:24 PM #156
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
You bop yourself on the head. Regrettably, you do not suddenly realize something obvious before doing this.

I bop myself in the head.
2014-04-15, 5:27 AM #157
>>undress
>>untie shoes
2014-04-15, 7:06 AM #158
>> Get up. Go to Garage Workshop.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2014-04-15, 7:18 AM #159
>>use lathe to make a new rake handle.

>>run rake handle through self
2014-04-15, 11:46 AM #160
>summon freelancer's mom
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
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