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Stupid Broken Text Adventure (Forum Game)
2014-04-24, 10:41 AM #201
>> get bent

>> rim self
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2014-04-24, 11:13 AM #202
>>drift as though you are a passenger to your own life

>>experience an increasingly infrequent moment of clarity

>>what happened to your dreams? what happened to that boy who wanted to be something when he grew up?

>>ponder for a moment before returning to the exhausting malaise you call ordinary existence
2014-04-30, 7:49 PM #203
Originally posted by saberopus:
>>sit down


You take a seat on your couch.

Originally posted by FastGamerr:
>>reinvent the wheel


You can't do that lying down.

Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
>>choke chicken


You don't have a chicken. Figuratively.

Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
>> smash nearest object repeatedly until it's broken.

>> stick finger in nose. Gently move finger back and forth dislodging any boogers. Remove finger from nose and stick finger in mouth. Savor the taste.

>> imagine the game narrator being grateful that the previous action was not attempted on the anus.


You bang your fists against the couch. You don't seem to be making much progress.

You try to pick your nose, but it's already clean.

You can imagine quite a bit.

Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
>> get bent

>> rim self


You touch your toes.

That action is impossible.

Originally posted by Jon`C:
>>drift as though you are a passenger to your own life

>>experience an increasingly infrequent moment of clarity

>>what happened to your dreams? what happened to that boy who wanted to be something when he grew up?

>>ponder for a moment before returning to the exhausting malaise you call ordinary existence


You need to buy a ticket to your own life first.

You realize you left your rake on the lawn outside.

I don't recognize the character "?"

You ponder. It doesn't come naturally, and doesn't yield any obvious results.

You have gained one Adventure Point. Total Adventure Points: 105
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-05-02, 11:16 AM #204
Clearly, we've won the game with 105 adventure points. 8)

>>sit back and bask in the accomplisment

>>avoid falling into a time-hole paradox that forces the day's events to play over and over, thus forcing McLongname to continue GMing the game
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2014-05-02, 2:32 PM #205
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Clearly, we've won the game with 105 adventure points. 8)

>>sit back and bask in the accomplisment

>>avoid falling into a time-hole paradox that forces the day's events to play over and over, thus forcing McLongname to continue GMing the game


You lean back in your kitchen chair and fall over, breaking the chair and hurting your head.

Fortunately, there is no time-hole paradox on your kitchen floor.

You have gained one Adventure Point. Total Adventure Points: 2
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-05-05, 8:54 PM #206
Clearly, we've won the game with two adventure points.

>> lie back and bask in the accomplishment while ignoring the tears flowing down your face
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2014-05-05, 9:09 PM #207
>>drop 2 adventure points
2014-05-06, 3:34 PM #208
>>pick up adventure points while simultaneously clicking on a potion
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2014-05-08, 7:08 AM #209
>> Take an arrow to the knee.

>> Retire from adventuring.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2014-05-08, 9:06 AM #210
***Downloading expansion pack***

You open your eyes and realize your arms and legs have been upgraded to cybernetic super appendages.

>> Jump out window

>> Leap across buildings

>> Look at woman showering through bathroom window

>> Fap
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2014-06-13, 11:15 AM #211
>>untie shoes
>>untie shoes
2014-12-16, 4:07 AM #212
>>bring this s*** up again
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2014-12-16, 8:01 AM #213
You don't have a s***.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-12-19, 11:48 PM #214
>>Craft s***
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2014-12-22, 9:49 AM #215
You don't have a crafting table.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2014-12-22, 10:13 AM #216
>>don't give a s***
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2014-12-22, 12:57 PM #217
You don't have a s***.

You have gained one Adventure Point. Total Adventure Points: 1
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
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