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The Last Jedi
2017-12-31, 6:43 PM #281
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
I took his post to be a joke. A caricature would imply that at least one interpretation of something he wrote was meant seriously.


That's what I was hoping was going on. In that case the joke was pretty goddamn funny to me, so A+, Phantom.
2017-12-31, 7:27 PM #282
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
TFA was all about an interracial couple running from a man with a burning cross.


God damn, I spent about 10 minutes trying to go down that slope but I couldn't. Well done.
2018-01-01, 12:47 AM #283
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
Originally posted by Nikumubeki:
This thread is pretty dumb.
Reminder that this was your contribution to this thread.


Even in GBK's absence, it can only be marginally semi-saved by Penny Arcade.

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2018-01-01, 1:21 AM #284
I'd pay to see a sequel to the SW Christmas Special, where chewie brings home his Huttian love to meet the parents.
2018-01-01, 1:26 AM #285
Hey, wait a minute, what about Malla and Lumpawarrump?

And, well, what about Chewie? He's also dead.
2018-01-01, 1:32 AM #286
Now that's a Star Wars holiday special I'd like to see. The case of reanimated dead wookiee penises.

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(Maybe I'll make a GIF of the intro scroll on the subject at some point)
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2018-01-01, 1:54 PM #287
Originally posted by Nikumubeki:
reanimated dead wookiee penises.


The Force is strong with this one, mmph.
2018-01-02, 4:09 PM #288
Lol
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2018-01-02, 4:26 PM #289
Fingers crossed that we haven't seen the last of Luke Skywalker. I look forward to reanimating his schwartz once Disney hides it in my crackerjack box.
2018-01-02, 5:05 PM #290
I’m looking forward to Luke: A Star Wars story.
2018-01-02, 6:32 PM #291
It has always been kinda funny to me that Spaceballs is as quotable as the OT, even after all these years.
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2018-01-02, 7:53 PM #292
Did you guys think the same thing I did when I saw this in Rogue One?

2018-01-03, 12:38 AM #293
Too much internet.
Sorry for the lousy German
2018-01-03, 12:48 AM #294
FWIW, I was implying a Megamaid reference, not an orbital "sarlacc pit".
2018-01-03, 1:49 AM #295
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
Did you guys think the same thing I did when I saw this in Rogue One?



"How do they power this thing?"
2018-01-03, 1:57 AM #296
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
Did you guys think the same thing I did when I saw this in Rogue One?



Is this a test to see if we're orally or anally fixated?
former entrepreneur
2018-01-03, 2:04 AM #297
Orally, of course.

2018-01-03, 4:06 AM #298
SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
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2018-01-03, 6:14 AM #299
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
I'd pay to see a sequel to the SW Christmas Special, where chewie brings home his Huttian love to meet the parents.


https://twitter.com/antibloom/status/938465593027710977
nope.
2018-01-06, 10:26 PM #300
So my sister wanted to go so I went and watched TLJ a second time.

I thought the plot was much more coherent the second time. I think the film suffers from trying to put too much into what is already a super long time slot, because many scenes feel like they're paced too quickly. And because it's paced so quickly, it's hard to know what lines of dialogue are, in a sense, the ones that reveal the meaning of what's going on with the characters. On the second watch there were many lines which I realize now what they were trying to say, but since I was processing so much the first time I missed it.

Still not sure if I liked it. I think there's lots of stuff that has to be resolved in Episode IX, and just honestly I can't know whether I'll like it until IX comes out.

Still felt Rey is "too adept" at the force, and still feel the movie turns ESB on it's head in order to do something new, though I think it's not as contradictory as I first thought. In TLJ, after burning the books, Yoda says something like "being young and reckless is good, failure is the best teacher". I think I get now what that line means: basically, Yoda is saying that actually, Luke going to Cloud City and ****ing everything up was actually good, because it taught Luke the right things to become a master Jedi later on, so the fact that Rey is reckless and does dumb things is A-Okay, since by the natural laws of movie writing she'll come out fine. Like, I literally think that was what the message of the movie was: the main character being reckless will be great because that's how plot arcs work.

Except, I don't think that's the point of ESB at all. I really just think Luke's failure was a failure, and was not a lighthearted "lol whoops but learn from your mistakes" kind of event.

But more on that: I can't seem to peg down how the force works in Disney's Star Wars. What Rey says seems to basically be true: it allows people to move rocks and ****, lol. Because nothing any of the other characters say about it makes sense, and some of it seems contradictory to me. Other than choosing whether you're part of the Rebellion or Empire, i.e. whether you think genocide is okay and want to hang with space Nazis, TLJ doesn't have much coherent writing about what the dark side of the force is and how it matters for characters.

Like, Kylo Ren does dickish stuff. Why? We also see him do good stuff. But with Snoke dead, why does he do the dickish stuff? He never talks about the dark side of the force. He never talks about his ambitions, or what motivates him. He takes command of the space Nazis so he must be bad, but why does he do that? What's drawing him to that? I can't find a plausible motivation. In fact, I think the movie is much more compelling and interesting in all of the scenes up til just after Rey and Kylo fight side by side, since there's compelling plot, it feels like you're building to something. You understand why Kylo and Rey are doing what they do. But then after Snoke dies, they just go separate ways, and I don't get anymore why they're doing what they do. I guess Kylo wants to fulfill his spot as the next Vader? Except now he's surpassed Vader, so shouldn't he have to figure out who he is now?

****, I don't get it. Maybe there's something there, but I've slogged through the movie twice now and if I don't get something like, "why are the characters doing these things", I don't think it's my fault for not getting it.
2018-01-06, 10:36 PM #301
Why do people try so hard to like something that is obviously ****ed up?
2018-01-06, 10:37 PM #302
I do think there are some aspects of the new Star Wars that are actually pretty dang good, and there's a real potential in there.

But the end product is ****ty.
2018-01-06, 10:39 PM #303
I could say the same thing of countless other films that nobody cares about.

He's dead, Jim.
2018-01-06, 10:44 PM #304
True that.

I spent time with my sister though, which is all that really matters in the end though, before we all die.
2018-01-06, 10:47 PM #305
Haha, I didn't mean to make you get all existential. I enjoyed every moment of TFA and TLJ when I saw it in theaters. It's all about expectations.

I admit that there were parts of TLJ where I was somewhat disengaged, but that's probably a by product of not caring.
2018-01-06, 10:48 PM #306
"Engage..." now there's a phrase that gets me excited even as an adult.
2018-01-06, 10:57 PM #307
I put that in my OKCupid bio
2018-01-06, 10:59 PM #308
Star Wars - bringing people together before they all die.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2018-01-06, 11:01 PM #309
And after they die, when they get to hang out and drink together as blue ghosts
2018-01-06, 11:28 PM #310
Nothing like that happens in real life, Jones. Regardless of personal beliefs when alive, in death it's lights out as far any of the sort of consciousness that many of us so wish to take with them.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2018-01-06, 11:33 PM #311
Star Wars is real, my friend.
2018-01-08, 8:03 AM #312
tell us more about this sister
2018-01-16, 11:11 AM #313
Went and saw it with wife and son last night. Meh. My son's favorite part was the screaming bird thing in the falcon with Chewie. I liked how Chewie was going to eat one but gave up. The movie was an hour too long. I agree with most of the negative things said in this thread and some of the positive things said in this thread also. Hate to say it but I enjoyed the last two George Lucas Star Wars movies more than this one. That said, it was only $10 and it was enjoyable enough. I'm over being pissed off about how Star Wars was ruined. That happened with TPM and it wasn't Disney that ruined it. At this point I look at them just like any other movie, and through that lens, it was fine.

Some of the scenes were really cool. I liked the hoth-but-salt red-earth stuff. I liked the saber battle. They should have left out the entire casino planet thing, that was just stupid.

One thing that tore me out of the movie that I don't think anyone mentioned is when they use well-known actors for minor parts. Laura Dern and Benicio del Toro ... urrghhhh no. And then that girl from Scream Queens, Chanel #3. Never would have recognized her from anything else but since I watched the first few episodes of that show, and since she was so distinct, her face and voice just pulled me right out of the movie. I just looked her up and apparently she was also in TFA but I didn't see her in there so maybe something is just wrong with me.

It was sort of like when Robin Scherbatsky teamed up with the Avengers. So weird.
2018-01-16, 1:27 PM #314
Originally posted by Brian:
And then that girl from Scream Queens, Chanel #3. Never would have recognized her from anything else but since I watched the first few episodes of that show, and since she was so distinct, her face and voice just pulled me right out of the movie. I just looked her up and apparently she was also in TFA but I didn't see her in there so maybe something is just wrong with me.


That would be Billie Lourd, Carrie Fisher's daughter. In a interview I saw with Mark Hamill, Carrie jumped on the chance to have her daughter be in TFA and put it out there when she signed up to reprise her part. But yeah, I'll agree having famous side characters was a bit odd. I liked seeing Laura Dern in a movie again, but I felt like her part was wasted.
My blawgh.
2018-01-16, 1:56 PM #315
Ah interesting, I didn't know.

I actually do really like Laura Dern (as an actress, which is the only way I'm talking about any of these people because I don't know anything about them otherwise -- and I'd prefer to keep it that way, thank you very much). I just kept looking for dinosaurs or for her to enlighten me (omg she was so annoying in that show but I couldn't stop watching).
2018-01-17, 5:10 AM #316
The one that pulled me out the most was Adrian Edmondson right at the very start, but I wouldn't expect people outside the UK to know who he is.
nope.
2018-01-17, 5:29 AM #317
That's the worst thing you've ever said to me, Boco.

It definitely hit the bottom.
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2018-01-18, 7:18 AM #318
https://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-rian-johnson-last-jedi-ian-parton-ninja-go-team

oh huh it turns out there's logic and reason with the story! (my real point - by leaving things open, rian was able to tell a more interesting story)

Honestly, I'll take this movie over just about any EU book being turned into a movie. 35 years of fan fic lore would have been messy and disappointing. I'm curious why this movie counts as "ruining star wars." Some of the arguments seem to be about the mechanics of the universe (which imo don't need to be over explained) but others are character motivation.

I think the movie is putting Rey in situations where she can, will, and does fail because that's what's hard for the hero. There are trials in every hero story, and Rey's mostly focus on her search for a parental figure. Kylo has pretty clear motivations to do bad things, but he's young and dumb which is why things keep falling apart for him. Side Note: I think an important distinction with the First Order is that they're not Nazis, but Neo-Nazis. They're emulating something from the past because they believe that to be the right way forward.

The movie is purposefully moving our thinking away from "Light vs Dark" to show that the conflict is complex. When the rebels blew up the first death star we were all happy because the bad guys lost! But now we have a perspective that shows that, yeah, the rebels killed a ton of innocent people too. Does it make it okay because the Death Star was a more treacharous weapon, and the Empire did more harm by far? Does it matter where the "dark side" falls in that context? How about the weapons dealers? Where do they fall?

It's an interesting and positive move for the series, especially since 9 will be the last of the Skywalker trilogy! A dumb ending would be everyone who triumphs has divine blood. I don't know how I want the story to wrap up, but I'm along for the ride.

Also, what a horrendously bad take by Zoso earlier in this thread!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2018-01-18, 7:21 AM #319
(Note how the Koobie types get banned more often 'round here than the Reddit sludge types.)
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2018-01-18, 8:10 AM #320
Originally posted by mb:
The movie is purposefully moving our thinking away from "Light vs Dark" to show that the conflict is complex.


The movie doesn't deconstruct anything, it wavers around not knowing what it wants to do until it settles firmly on the same good versus evil narrative it was always supposed to have.

Originally posted by mb:
When the rebels blew up the first death star we were all happy because the bad guys lost! But now we have a perspective that shows that, yeah, the rebels killed a ton of innocent people too. Does it make it okay because the Death Star was a more treacharous weapon, and the Empire did more harm by far? Does it matter where the "dark side" falls in that context? How about the weapons dealers? Where do they fall?


None of that is in the movie, though.

Also anyone who said it ruined SW is being stupid.
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