Edward was walking in the forest towards ME, taking it easy, for he didn't know that there was going to be a war. Then someone hit him over the head. A church bell echoed in Edward's head. Of course, he's an android with a steel head. He fell over, rolled over, and looked at the person who hit him.
"You there, with the heavy steel fist. Who, are, you?" asked Edward, trying to put aside the ringing in his ears.
"I am Rbot 3.0!" responded the man. "And I'm going to kill you."
"You? Kill me?" asked Edward "'Tis possible, I guess..."
The Rbot pulled out a gun and started shooting. Edward dodged them BUT, they exploded when they got close to Edward and he got thrusted away. Not only that but the were homing. Edward dodged all of them and used their explosion for a little extra boost. He managed to dodge his way to the Rbot and got close enough so that the explosion affected the Rbot as well. They both flew to the ground, and they both got up just as quick.
"As you can see, I'm a master dodger," bosted Edward. "How about you?" he added as he
unfolded a pair of Mini-guns from his arms and started shooting (firewait=0.01). The Rbot dodged them all without problems.
"Not bad..." remarked Edward, as he put away his Mini-guns. "Now, for the big question... Do you want to know what IT is?"
"What?"
"IT."
"What is it?"
"It is IT."
"What is?"
"IT."
"What the ****!"
"No, IT."
"What the **** is IT?"
"It is IT!"
"Oh for the love of COG!" the Rbot exclaimed and took up a Concussion Rifle. Edward started dodging, and the Rbot started shooting, rapidly. It was obvious that he had a Super Jedi Mod on him. Edward then exploded into speed and got right behind him. and by the time the Rbot had turned 135° Edward grabbed the rifle and started shooting with the secondary fire into the heart of the Rbot. The Rbot flew into a tree, but wasn't dying one bit. But Edward did notice one thing. He noticed that there was a crushing sound when the Rbot hit the tree, and it wasn't wooden. Edward changed his view to Code view and scanned the Rbot's Code. He noticed that the Rbot wouldn't get damaged from crush, and he was Invul.
"Bloody hell!" said Edward, still keeping the Rbot pinned to the tree. "You are going to be a tough one to kill."
Edward stopped firing and threw the rifle away.
"How about a fair fight," Edward requested as he drew his lightsaber and did a "challange you to a duel" gesture as you would see in Jedi Outcast.
"I accept," the Rbot answered as he returned the gesture.
And they began their duel.
The first slice was made against Rbot, and it damaged his shield.
"HAY! What is this?" he asked.
"Why, this is IT!" responded Edward.
"Enough! Why did I loose shield when I was COGged immortal!"
"Simple. This here is JO dueling. All cheats are dissabled. You are no longer immortal, neither am I, one will die, and get respawned to his starting point. In your case, I assume, a lab."
"And in your case?"
"Home!"
And they continued fighting.
OK, nobody interfeer. Well, of course you can't... But anyway, nobody interfeer. I will finish this this fight.