Now that i am finally free (see discussion forum), i bring you the long awaited (for me. my first fight in the ISB) fight between RBot and Noble. This will be a bit one sided, but oh, well.
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"Hmm... most impressive". Says Noble, leaning against a tree behind Rbot. He is spinning the colt around on his finger, looking rather bored still. The colt looks rather out of place besides the belt filled with knives.
"What? What are you doing over there? You were just up there!" Says RBot 1, understandably perturbed by Noble's speed. "Oh, you mean over here?" Says Noble, again at the crown of the tree. He picks up one of the madquacks that were scattered by the falling tree. It quacks and walks away aimlessly. "Interesting little creatures, aren't they?". "You! You make light of my abilities, will you? Take this?" In an impressive maneuver, RBot unhooks two repeaters from its belt and sends a spray of fire at Noble. Suddenly, a jolt rocks both guns, and they stop their firing. RBot, confused, looks at the guns. They both have a bullet hole through the barrel.
"Finicky things, aren't they? may give up on you at any second". Rbot turns slowly to the left, and sees Noble, once again in his casual position on the tree. The colt is once again on his belt, smoking slightly. "That is the last straw, you wretch. So, make light of my attacks, will you? I think you'll find this much less entertaining." Again, he flattens his arm into the plane, and charges the tree. Noble dodges, but this time the RBot is ready. he quickly changes the path, and sends his arm straight at where Noble dodged. Noble, surprised, only just turns at the last moment. The blade grazes his shoulder. A thin red line appears on Noble's skin.
"Oh, no you didn't", says Noble, as he touches his shoulder. His fingers come back stained with blood. The Rbot smirks, and pulls yet another repeater from his belt. "You really like those, don't you?" says Noble, as he slowly circles the RBot. Oh, yes." RBot returns, "They're very handy for taking down arrogant fools." "Tsk, tsk, tsk. One little scratch and you already think you've won. You should make sure you know your manners before you try to sit at the adult's table". The RBot snarls at this, "Idiot! You still think your speed will save you. I'm RBot 1! The original! The best! You shouldn't talk to your superiors like that! Just for that, I think I’ll put away this toy." He holsters the repeater, and takes out his lightsaber, a black, two bladed, decidedly evil looking construction. He flicks it on, and two blood red blades grow from it. He spins it around in a rather impressive display. then looks over at Noble. He is once again lounging against the tree.
"Oh, yes.
Most impressive. Can we get on with this fight, now?". In Noble's hands are two of his longer weapons, a pair of Wakizashis with black and red hilts. A wind dragon tsuba adorns each. "Hmph. Yes, lets. i grow tired of your jibes. Perhaps now you will learn so respect." "Unlikely", Noble returns, as the two charge each other.
RBot made the first swing, a rather clumsy overhead swing. outlaw dodges it easily, but it was simply a feint. Rbot 1 quickly changed it's direction into a ground sweep, but Noble easily jumps over the blade. he makes a quick dash in and makes a thin cut on RBot's shoulder. "An eye for eye, buddy" Outlaw sneers as the two circle each other. "Shut up and fight you arrogant *******!" RBot yelled, supremely annoyed by Noble's constant bantering. He charges again, lowering his blade to a jousting position, bust spins it around as he reaches Noble. Noble slides under the blade and jumps to his feet in time to give RBot a kick in the back. RBot slams into a nearby tree, and two Madquacks fall from the branches. He quickly turns around, just in time to see Noble reach him. The hilt of one of the wakizashis slams into his forehead, and the tree behind him splits in half. RBot falls to the ground, stunned. Noble kicks him off the ground, and he flies into yet another tree. This time, he rises swiftly and dodges Noble's flying scissor kick. Outlaw lands, and Rbot manages to punch him on the side of the head, hard. He pins around, but stops himself quickly and launches at Rbot with the wakizashis out. He manages hits with both, and two slashes line RBot’s side.
“AAGGHH! That hurt!” “Well, It was supposed to”, returns Noble, smirking yet again. “And well, its been fun, but I think I’ll have to finish this now. Edward seems nearly finished over there.” “You make it sound so easy.” “Oh, it is. Goodbye now, RBot. Its been grand.”
With this, Noble seems to disappear, and Rbot looks around for a second. “Hmm… running away. I see.” From behind him comes Noble’s voice: “Oh, don’t you wish”. Rbot spins around, and a fist slams into his back. He coughs up oil and another slams into his chest. He collapses as Noble reappears in front of him. “You.. you cheater.. you… had a cloak…” “Heh. Looks who’s talking. But no, I’m just fast. Now die”. With this, Noble kicks him in the face, sending him flying into the air, where Noble appears next to him, and elbows him downward. He hits the ground, and several madquacks fall as the nearby trees shudder. Five small knives shudder into his chest. The Rbot spasms, and then is still. Noble reappears yet again, standing over the lifeless body of the Rbot. “Hmm. And he though he had a chance. He puts one of the wakizashis in its hilt. The other he throws downward into the Rbot’s face. It buries itself to the hilt. Noble turn his back, and walks back over to where Edward is fighting.
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