Ahahahaha, I almost missed this one. You don't think that has anything at all to do with gay marriage being illegal do you?

lol

Page, Anovis replied for me it seems, so yeah.

And Freelancer; it'd surprise you how many gay marriages actually work out - by the last time I heard, divorces between homosexual couples weren't nearly as much (in percentages) as heterosexual ones. I'd need to go find an article though, but since I heard it from a demographic research guy, I can safely say it, I think :B

Raptor Jesus accepts all strays into his arms.

Might have to do with the general mess of thigs required to do to get married. If more straight people put in the effort that gay people put, there'd be a lot few divorces.
Of course, there's be in increase in deaths if that happened.

-Darn statistics.



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Wait, wait, page, did you say that Gay people can't love? What the **** is wrong with you, little boy? My Great Aunt is 97 (or something around there, 85+ at least) and she can't possibly still be having sex with her wife. I've seen their scrapbooks, their vacation photos, their crappy car and super-awesome rent-controlled apartment, those two are far beyond having a hypersexual relationship all the time, and I'll be damned if they aren't one of the most in love couples I've ever met. From the other side, my friend's been with his boyfriend for about two years now and they're doing the whole nine romeo and juliet yards with all the teen agnst and drama. If that ain't love, then there's something horribly, horribly, horribly wrong with the world. I myself had a guy that I can honestly say I was in love with, but we were young stupid teenagers and he moved, so who really knows.

But it makes a good scare-tactic.

Actually, I think in Canada the laws haven't been written allowing gay divorce yet... so that may be why.

But still, gay people can be just as serious about love as the straight people. It's silly to say otherwise.

I'm talking solely about The Netherlands in the case of the weddings/divorces percentages. Probably the best example too, since it's the country that has it being legal for the longest time.

Pfft. Netherlanders smoke too much weed, so they're too lazy to get divorces. :p

yeah, too many weed parties. you smoke yourselves straight to heck.

What does the bible say about drugs?

Do you have ANY idea how easy it is to publish lies, rearrange words, misquote people, and put together many facts together? Witness Inc is obviously a Website DEVOTED to manipulating people's view on Witnesses. If you want ot believe it, fine, but I reccomend you meet and talk to Witnesses yourself and make up your own mind.

Now wikipedia some what agrees with what I posted, but it fails to mention that the house was bought for brother Rutherford, NOT with Watchtower funding, but by the closest friends and family of brother Ruthford. It was believed that the ones mentioned would be ressurected and they would need a place to live, no other better place than Beth Sarim.

Before I go on, let it be known, and the Watchtower Society even admits it, WE HAVE made MISTAKES. 1975 there were many suggestive and encouraging articles in the Watchtower, but IT WAS NOT FINAL. In fact, if my memory serves me right, some brothers took it over zealously and believed in it with out a shadow of a doubt, so an article was published that one should not be surprised if God's kingdom came, but it shouldn't surprise you if it didn't.

My father was back in 1975 as a Witness, and he said they were expecting the End, but speeches were given to not be surprised if such end didn't come.

I recently heard in a speech, that the only TRUELY inspired book from God is the Bible. The Watchtower Articles are made in harmony to this, and contain errors, but they are made to help one understand the word of God. They are not directly the Word of God.

EDIT:After exploring the "other" side of the fence, I realized that most anti witness documents are just copy and pasted with different URL adress, the same thing rewritten, or quoted here and their. I notice that alot of these people claim to have been former Witnesses, yet what they say about what organization teaches is not true. The truth is, the world doesn't like us because we are different. "We are not part of this world" but we all strive to be part of the next one.

EDIT2: Apparently the world ignores the fact that the Watchtower Organization admits its positive and negative aspects and apologizes for its mistakes, and that it is being runned by imperfect people who spend all their time and resources in not making mistakes. The bible, by itself, is perfect, how we see it, may not.

EDIT3: Whats even more shocking, is that there are websites CLAIMING to be part of the Organization, when all their teachings COMPLETLEY in way or another contradict ours. If you want to learn about Witnesses, the only true source on the Internet is Watchtower.org.

Not much more needed to be said here.

You do realize that thing only shows how many webpages in the world contain the word sanity, a frequently common word these days, and how many contain Jehovah's Witnesses?

Woops...

YEAH GUYZ. IT'S SO EZ TO LIE ON TEH INTERNETS. NOW LISTEN TO MY FACTZ ON TEH WIKIPEDIORZ.

Its the Internet, nothing is reliable. Sadly, its almost impossible to tell truth from lie. If you base yourself with what the majority says, and don't see and do your OWN research, you are nothing but a mindless sheep, who drinks the punch and sings the song.


EDIT: I know I have no position to pick at any one, but how civil.

I now leave this thread, I'am disgusted at the world and its lies that set people who read them agaisnt me. I no longer think its cruel that they will all be destroyed.

That's clever, quoting Fred Phelps to be ironic.

Oh wait, you were serious.

...it's scary, isn't it?

Yeah sort of reminds me of this...

Ironic of you to say that after you quote the Watchtower Society to prove that the Watchtower Society didn't do crazy things.



My sources are numerous and independent. The likelihood of some vast conspiracy against JW is rather unlikely. Your sources are not. The likelihood of some conspiracy to cover up for JW is more likely.

Haha, crazy cults.

Catholics think mary is sinless? I'm still looking for an answer.

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]What does the bible say about drugs?[/QUOTE]

Drugs are not directly addressed, but the Bible states that you should not do things that adle your mind.

Also, it states the the body is the temple of God. As such, you should take care of it. That may not apply to drugs that aren't really harmful, but then again, the temple of God probably isn't supposed to be high.

There could be more direct references, but if so I am not familar with them.

You mean like the lies they teach us in Sunday school?

1.) They will claim that we worship 3 gods instead of one.
2.) They will imply that we worship Mary.
3.) They will tell us we don't understand the Bible, and then give us a copy they edited.

Those lies? Oh wait, you did all of those in this thread.

Hahaha, get it guys? We don't deserve to be alive because we disagree with him.

That kid is so annoying.

Actually, destruction sounds a lot better than whatever afterlife you think you're entitled to.

Alright. So I came back.

But seriously. Gold, wtf is your problem with Catholics? The fact that we're original and don't like dicks like you who try to tell us we're not Christian?

Christian = Christlike. My priest is Christlike in action, moreso than you, so **** you he's Christian, mmk? And you both believe Christ died and rose again on the 3rd day, so what's your problem? Shouldn't you be embracing Catholics as your brothers and sisters in Christ as opposed to hating us for reasons beyond our control (I didn't kill anyone, that was the Inquisition, which was mostly the Spanish Government).

I haven't really spoken about this to anyone, but I'm beginning to think I may be the second coming of Christ. I won't say any more right now, because whether it's true or not, I feel premature action may get me into trouble with you know who...

Even if he came, no one will believe him.

Dick Cheney?

There are plenty of them in subways, all are the "second" Christ.

Maybe SF_Gold can join them. He would fit right in.

Nah, he hates Catholics.

Jesus doesn't hate Catholics.

...does he?

[sub]I meant in a different way[/sub]

I believe I am an angel sent to try to bring people to their senses.

"Look, all dem Witness crackas been hatin' on mah Catholic peeps yo', so me and ma bros gonna go pop a cap in they *** in ma stolen-- I mean new Mustang, fo' shizzle biatch."

Note: I meant to offend no one, this was a joke, and I'm very certain no one in downtown Chicago would talk like that. I in no way shape or form meant for this post to be taken seriously. So please don't rip my head off, eMp or whatever your name is.

Mustangs are white girl cars where i live lololol

If the message explaining that the joke above is a joke is much longer than the joke itself, maybe it is best to not post the joke if this joke requires such a long explaination establishing that the joke is indeed a joke in order to prevent your attempt at creating a solid joke...a joke.

It was meant as irony, Echoman. I realized that before I clicked the "Post" button.

Also, to Gold, that was a declaration of a gang war.

but does your gang know KUNG FU?

Define its usage of irony.

No. But my gang has close to 35 guns (Including paintball and whatnot), including shotguns, rimfire rifles and pistols, huge-mother-****er calibur pistols, large calibur rifles, muzzle-loaders (I spelled that wrong), several airsoft guns, pellet guns, BB guns, a paintball gun, ****loads of black powder and gunpowder, a Progressive Reloading Press, dyes for many calibur sizes, a significant amount of primers I believe, probably around 600 .45 bullets, a lead mold and lead melter for .357, 45-70, and .45 bullets, and all the brass the bullets themselves are in now, and that's recyclable.

We will kill anyone who even attempts to attack our house (by gang I mean me, my dad, brother, and mom) with kung fu before they even touch the front door.