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Let's play a text adventure game.
2011-11-04, 9:25 AM #121
You enter the FIRETRUCK and use turn the keys, the engine roars to life and then promptly stops. Upon further inspection it appears to be out of gas.
2011-11-04, 9:29 AM #122
INVENTORY.
幻術
2011-11-04, 9:32 AM #123
Originally posted by Tibby:
You leave the truck, examine you inventory:
FULL BOTTLE COVERED IN DUST, $300 CDN, EMPTY GAS TANK, MAP, ATLAS MAP, DRY SOCK, KNIFE, BINOCULARS, LEAFET.
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2011-11-04, 9:38 AM #124
USE GAS CAN ON FIRETRUCK
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-11-04, 9:39 AM #125
Exit FIRETRUCK, travel to BARN, open gas tank on JEEP. SMELL for GAS.
幻術
2011-11-04, 9:50 AM #126
The EMPTY GAS CAN does nothing when you bang it against the truck a few times.
You go to walk back to the BARN, along the way a helicopter approaches from the south, as it get's closer you notice it's bristling with guns, rockets, and more guns.
You see it's cannon light up, feel the ground beneath you feet raise up, and then darkness.
You are now back at the FIRE TRUCK.
(There are unexplored areas in the town )
YOU HAVE DIED
2011-11-04, 10:24 AM #127
LOCATION.

If inside: look outside to see if HELICOPTER is still around.

If out in the open: travel to BARN, open gas tank on JEEP. SMELL for GAS.

Ahh, the MC died. Sorry. Maybe YOU HAVE DIED message? Thx.

LOCATION.
幻術
2011-11-04, 12:41 PM #128
You are back at the FIRESTATION, having just exited the FIRETRUCK.
2011-11-04, 12:49 PM #129
LOOK (CHECK LOCATION EXITS)
幻術
2011-11-04, 2:57 PM #130
SAVE
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2011-11-04, 4:42 PM #131
GAME SAVED AS "2.SAV". 4.55KB.
You look around, you can either go back out into the TOWN or into the FIRESTATION.
2011-11-04, 9:10 PM #132
TOWN
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-11-04, 9:47 PM #133
You exit to the TOWN, the places you have yet to explore; inside of the FIRESTATION, RCMP Station, Town Hall. The plane is just going over the horizon when you leave.
2011-11-04, 10:20 PM #134
WAVE PLANE
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-11-04, 10:59 PM #135
BYE PLANE
2011-11-04, 10:59 PM #136
INSPECT RACCOON CITY METROPOLITAN POLICE STATION
2011-11-04, 11:24 PM #137
INSPECT SABEROPUS
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-11-05, 12:12 AM #138
You wave at the plane, it's gone now over the horizon. You feel lonely.
You walk over to and look over the RCMP STATION, the front door has been blown in and lies on the floor of the lobby, the windows are broken. There are scattered bullet holes on the wall and a stain on the ground. There's a SQUAD CAR out front but it looks damaged beyond all repair and covered in bullet holes.
2011-11-05, 12:50 AM #139
Search SQUAD CAR. Open gas tank on SQUAD CAR. Smell for GAS.
幻術
2011-11-05, 1:07 AM #140
INSPECT STAIN
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-11-05, 8:50 AM #141
[Typical MM]
2011-11-05, 12:08 PM #142
IF gas in car use sock to transfer gas to gascan.
- Paranoia is simply having more information then everyone else -
- Ignorance is bliss, but knowing what you know, would you forget it to go back? -
2011-11-05, 12:12 PM #143
Pick up used shiny dildo
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2011-11-05, 4:24 PM #144
Man these comedy options JUST KEEP ROLLIN' ON IN.
2011-11-05, 5:25 PM #145
You check the SQUAD CAR to see if it has any gas, smells like there is a little and you get under the car to open a hole and drain it, but there's already a bullet hole there. All the gas must have drained out long ago.
The stain is kind of reddish, it's probably the result of somebody meeting their maker.
2011-11-06, 7:31 AM #146
SEARCH SQUAD CAR.
幻術
2011-11-06, 1:06 PM #147
Originally posted by Koobie:
SEARCH SQUAD CAR.


Wasn't that the last instruction?
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2011-11-06, 2:10 PM #148
You take a look inside the squad car. Inside is a radio that's been shot to hell, a HANDGUN and some BULLETS, and more FLARES. While looking you also find a note:
"155.3 Khz"
The HANDGUN is an ancient looking 6 shot service sidearm that's probably older then you.
There's a humming noise coming far off in the distance, it's slowly getting louder.
2011-11-06, 6:20 PM #149
GO TO FIREHOUSE ROOF. TURN ON RADIO. TUNE RADIO TO 155.3 Khz.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2011-11-06, 8:57 PM #150
You move to the FIREHOUSE roof, and tune the RADIO to 155.3.
There's static for around a minute, and then a voice comes through- "EM Actual this is Blackbird One, Coming in on the sighting, request instructions, over." "Blackbird One this is EM Actual, sanitize the area we can't take any chances of anything getting out of there, confirm copy, over." "Roger EM Actual, cleaning the area."
The humming is getting louder.
There is a massive tremor and you are knocked off your feet, when you regain your senses you look around and the chasm is now gone, along with the POLICESTATION and the other half of the town.
The radio sounds off again- "EM Actual, massive event near sighting area, looks like a big one, over" "Roger, We'll get a team down there to re-map, continue with mission, over."
2011-11-07, 6:47 AM #151
SEARCH FOR SQUAD CAR. IF visible, TAKE HANDGUN and BULLETS.

[or did MC take everything in the car automatically?]
幻術
2011-11-07, 6:51 AM #152
Didn't see the above :D. LOOK for hiding place. Scan horizon.
- Paranoia is simply having more information then everyone else -
- Ignorance is bliss, but knowing what you know, would you forget it to go back? -
2011-11-07, 7:17 AM #153
(I don't take anything automatically unless it's a note or otherwise weightless.)
The SQUAD CAR is across the road from you, somehow having not been taken with the station. from your estimation the incoming helicopter is about ten minutes away, so you go over there and grab the HANDGUN + Bullets, the HANDGUN has is fully loaded and there are 20 extra bullets. Looking at the horizon you still don't see the helicopter, but you can tell it's getting closer from the south. You look around for places to hide, the FIRESTATION is a potential choice, but that's where the radio is and thus probably where they will look first, you still haven't tried the TOWN HALL.
2011-11-07, 9:46 AM #154
EXAMINE HANDGUN (MODEL).

GO TO TOWN HALL.
幻術
2011-11-07, 10:04 AM #155
You examine the HANDGUN but you don't have enough experience to discern it's model.
(It's just a gun okay, comeon don't make me research this :argh:)
You get to the town hall and find the front doors have been blown inward, the lobby is covered in bullet holes. There's a DESK, a STAIRWAY behind the desk that splits to a second leaving running the perimeter of the room with a railing. You can see 3 rooms upstairs but can't make out the signs on them from this distance.
On the first floor is a small closet and another exit across the room.
Looking behind you the humming has gotten much louder.
2011-11-07, 10:28 AM #156
CLOSE DOOR (ENTRANCE).
PUSH DESK AGAINST DOOR.
CHECK EXIT ACROSS THE ROOM.
TAKE HANDGUN OFF SAFETY.

[it's a Police six shooter, so I guess the handgun is a revolver?]
幻術
2011-11-07, 10:45 AM #157
INSPECT HANDGUN ( sorry tibby, just want to know if it's 9mm or a larger caliber that could potentially do damage to a vehicle??)
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-11-07, 11:55 AM #158
EXAMINE DESK for notes or stuff in drawers. [if it is a police six shooter then it would be either a 10mm, 9mm, 45 acp or 38special depending on the nationality. Could damage most vehicles somewhat unless they were armored in any way shape or form.] LOOK inside CLOSET. READ signs.
- Paranoia is simply having more information then everyone else -
- Ignorance is bliss, but knowing what you know, would you forget it to go back? -
2011-11-07, 12:13 PM #159
The PC doesn't know enough about guns to discern anything else then the basic workings of it, it's a gun with bullets and not likely to take down a helicopter. If you really must have some more info it's a 6 shot revolver from... lets say before the turn of the century. Not gonna take down a helicopter. Anyway, back to the game:
Looking at the HANDGUN again you don't think it has a safety, removing a bullet and pulling the trigger you get a click, you put the bullet back in.
You search the DESK, finding nothing of any major value. The secretary was named Susan and really liked Cosmopolitan though. You think of using it to block the doors, but remember that they have been blown inward. The humming sound is getting very loud and you notice it seems to moving around the town now.
2011-11-07, 12:19 PM #160
Look in CLOSET.
- Paranoia is simply having more information then everyone else -
- Ignorance is bliss, but knowing what you know, would you forget it to go back? -
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