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The Phantom Richoz, A New Teacher, Mr. Richoz Strikes Back, Return of Mr. Richoz
2001-05-31, 12:01 PM #81
Many promotional deals soon followed....

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"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies."
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-06-02, 1:33 PM #82
And soon Mr. Richoz got so excited he went outside and...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-06-03, 8:50 AM #83
Flew away to a far away land call Honah-Lee
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-06-04, 3:10 PM #84
He died there. His body was chopped into bite-sized pieces and was fed to an army of angry trombones.
2001-06-05, 4:30 AM #85
But then the trombones started to feel ill...and then all the peices of Mr. Richoz Broke out of the trombones, and formed him back again! so then be be the living **** out of those trombones....
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-06-11, 9:04 AM #86
And then the academy awards called and told Mr. Richoz that the academy award really went to Dr. Dolittle 2 for Lucky the Dog.....

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I Am Solo Was Solo And Will be Solo until everyone else is Solo, so until all ones that arent Solo are Solo, I will be Solo, which is to say that I will be Solo until all others are Solo. So until your Solo, I will be. While I'm not Solo You must be.
Understand?
2001-06-12, 5:42 PM #87
And so Eddie Murphy was thrown out of Doctor Dolittle 2 and Mr. Richoz became the main charactor.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-06-13, 3:07 AM #88
Mr. Richoz won the hearts of millions talking to adorable, fluffy animals...
The Last True Evil - consistent nobody in the Discussion Forum since 1998
2001-06-13, 6:36 PM #89
And Mr. Richoz was being chased around on national television by a little pink bunny mice.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-06-15, 6:29 AM #90
As it turned out the pink bunny mice was so called "Foo Foo". So Mr. Richoz picked him up and bopped him on the head... with a frying pan.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-06-15, 7:09 AM #91
And then a gian fairy that always had "brahms lullaby" paying around her ca,me and warned him: Quit picking up the bunyy mice and boppin 'em on the head!

come on XT! we may be the only ones keeping this thread alive!
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-06-15, 12:08 PM #92
And then a giant blue fluffy rabid panda ate everyone
2001-06-15, 4:44 PM #93
but Mr. Richoz was wallowed whole, so he was till alive....so he took his handy dandy belt, and lassoed the pandas tooth, and escpaed!
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-06-16, 5:34 AM #94
And the fairy bopped the rabid blue panda on the head.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-06-18, 7:09 AM #95
then fat panda cam and squashed everyone.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-06-21, 4:31 AM #96
But with Mr. Richoz bet still around the tooth of the panda, he yanked and the panda ran away crying.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-06-21, 5:47 AM #97
It was crying so hard it ran into a wlal.

[not a wall, a wlal!]
2001-06-24, 3:26 AM #98
And the wlal collapsed on him so he...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-06-24, 4:08 AM #99
He cried even more and created a massive flood!!!

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May the funk be with you!

[This message has been edited by Sharad Hett (edited June 24, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Sharad Hett (edited June 24, 2001).]
2001-06-24, 6:19 PM #100
What in damnation is a bunny mice?

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"Rabbits will jump farther if you throw them..."
2001-06-25, 5:43 PM #101
Suddenly, Mr. Richoz decided to take a moment out of his busy adventure to congraduate ComicKook on having the 100th post on this thread. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies."
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-06-26, 3:02 PM #102
well, a bunnymice is like a rabbit, a hampster, and a mouse combined...is usally neon colored and has one fang in the front middle of its mouth. it has bunny ears.


now back to the story:

Then mr richos decieded to become a super hero, saving the day, evry day (except weekends)!!!

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Jed this, Jed that..it enough to drive you nuts!!
Fools!! I'll Destroy them all!!!!
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-06-26, 3:30 PM #103
Not before dying and coming back to life though (stealing the hearts of many a' young attractive female students between the ages of 16 and 18 1/2, all wearing classic school uniforms).

Did I mention that a giant bottle of chemicals/mutated monster was terrorizing the local city? This sounds like a job for...MR. RICHOZ!

~Geb
The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
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2001-06-26, 3:44 PM #104
"Alright, Chuckles!" Mr. Richoz bellowed to the monster in his best Charleton-Heston-ultimate-good-guy-imitation voice, "This time....it's personal!"


He lept into action, calling upon the crime-fighting skills of his trusted sidekick...

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"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies."

[This message has been edited by ComicKook (edited June 27, 2001).]
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-06-27, 12:47 PM #105
Morris the Cat!

(I love using Characters from other thread's don't you)

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May the Windex be with you
-Janitor Jack (Salk Wars)
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2001-06-30, 9:34 AM #106
But Morris the Cat fell asleep within the first 5 seconds.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-06-30, 10:22 AM #107
So he was effectively rendered ineffective.

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May the Windex be with you
-Janitor Jack (Salk Wars)
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2001-07-06, 4:06 PM #108
So it was up to him. Him and his well known handy dandy utility belt. His first weapon was a...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-07-09, 3:58 AM #109
A roll a scotch tape.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-07-11, 9:42 AM #110
he saw the president of lucasarts and Bill clinton and held them for ransom because he wanted...
2001-07-11, 10:51 AM #111
...a bag of turky jerky and some action figures
2001-07-15, 5:05 AM #112
then richoz realized that e didnt like turkey, so he battled the monster things with his Red Ryder Pump Action Air Rifle(tm). then his mom yelled "you could put an eye out with that thing.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-07-15, 9:19 AM #113
But the monster was alredy dead anyway, so mr richoz jumped into his magic wagon and rode downtown, to enter in the ultimate rolly-polly-downhill-race of the century!!
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-07-16, 5:07 AM #114
and of course Mr. Ricohz being so large immediatly ran over all the competitan and crused to the finish line...
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-07-17, 3:32 AM #115
and then as the people were handing Mr. Richoz his prize 7 Russian, Jewish Natzis with Super Nova Paintball guns apperead...
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-07-17, 3:55 PM #116
dont forget to mention they were black gay and retarded.


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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-07-22, 3:56 AM #117
They Russians attacked with their Paintball guns. But not to fear, Mr. Richoz had one too. Only his...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-07-22, 4:54 AM #118
killed people.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-08-07, 3:53 PM #119
He noticed this flak and starting using a blowgun which peirced through clothes with an odd stenched venom which in-turn...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-08-07, 4:21 PM #120
killed people.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
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