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The Phantom Richoz, A New Teacher, Mr. Richoz Strikes Back, Return of Mr. Richoz
2001-08-08, 8:24 AM #121
So he killed all the Gay Retarted Russian Jewish Nazis and saved the day. He then changed his name to Tom Cruise so he could be in the new Mission Impossible movie and listen to that groovy music all day.
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-08-09, 3:08 PM #122
But, they director noticed that either Tom had gained some weight or it was Mr. Richoz. He was thrown out of Tom Cruiese's part but got to play a 7th grade science teacher instead. And that job payed more!
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-08-10, 10:06 AM #123
So he decided to keep that job and went up to Wisconsin and built a cabin with all that extra money
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-08-11, 6:29 AM #124
And then the ceiling and the walls of the cabin from Wisconsin fell on Mr. Richoz and he died again and came back to life in a jungle with Velociraptors..then an army man shot it and then Richoz went to take care of the injured Velociraptor,and then the Velociraptor licked Richoz,and then he fell asleep under the Velociraptor's shade,and they fell asleep together.

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You can't kill......the xizor.
You can't kill......the xizor.
2001-08-28, 11:28 AM #125
Then Mr. Richoz woke up and relized that he accidently rolled over on the velociraptor and it was stuck to his bottom he tried to peel it off and said "Who knew velociraptors were so sticy".....
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-08-29, 11:15 AM #126
And because Yoda007 saved this Mr. Richoz thread once again from being forgotten Mr. Richoz let Yoda007 play as his trusty sidekick for a few episodes in his infamous TV show...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-08-30, 8:38 AM #127
Then a big SUper bug from The planet mauauaddgasdgdgfggdfahhsfklhga;jsfhgl;jfdhgjlhdfghdf;ljg;ldfj Desided to blow up everything and did

Nothing came back And Nothing Ever Existed Again


The end


NOW SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol )=)

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2001-08-31, 6:23 AM #128
But that was only a dream in Mr. Richoz's everlasting mind so Mr. Richoz found the bug that was in his dream and cryogenicaly froze it in his freezer. Then he disposed of the freezer with a a device similiar to the death star. Then Mr. Richoz said, "That should take care of him."
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-09-01, 3:40 AM #129
Then the Gay Retarted Rusian Jewish Nazis with Supernova Paintaball guns tried to kill Mr. Richoz...
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-09-08, 3:36 AM #130
To do this they stole his chess board and thretend to blow it up. They sent a note to his house. Unfortunately the forgot tooo right an ritern address orr sign it. But, Mr Richoz knew immmeidiately that ite was them cause it wass all misspelled and hd bad gramer. Much like this post.
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-09-08, 5:34 PM #131
So Mr. Richoz packed his Exkaliber paintball gun and turned their entire apartment metallic blue.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-09-20, 3:38 PM #132
They got back at him by chasing him down the street with there new pump action PGP paintbll guns. But, Mr. Richoz had removed all of there ammo without them being there. So he aslo turned them metallic blue. They retaliated by...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-09-27, 12:59 PM #133
Taking his Chess set and throwing it into the Sun But Mr. Richoz got into his handy dandy sapcesuit and saved it before it got there and then propmtly sat down on the Gay Retarted Russian Jewish Nazis.
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-09-27, 4:18 PM #134
Which temporarily disabled them giving him to time to get away. They caught up quickly riding in the mobile paintball-tank. And since the paintball war continues, Mr. Richoz decided to take it a step further by using the bio-synthetic gland he had installed in himself to quicksilver and turn invisible.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-09-29, 12:39 PM #135
So he turned invisisble and immiediatly began pepering them with paint but they ran away. Mr. Richoz being the Rolly Polly Downhill Racing Champ of the Multiverse (multiverse means Anything that has ever existed and anything that ever will exist in the entire universe including other dimensions.) So he quickly couaght up with them and they were again flat as a pancake.
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-09-29, 1:36 PM #136
Since Mr. Richoz was invisble they were frightened out of their minds therefore retreating to...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-09-30, 9:33 AM #137
their endersea, subterrainian, superduper top secret famous hide-out.
may the farce be with you.
2001-10-07, 3:51 PM #138
And as they retrieted the foolishly ran across Lord XT without seeing him. He couldn't catch up to them in time but he did catch up to Mr. Richoz and being a robot he could see Mr. Richoz with his ifrared eye system and he decided to join forces with Mr. Richoz. Their first mission was to...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-10-09, 2:42 PM #139
Beat the crude out of Corran Horn.
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-10-09, 4:15 PM #140
They did that with ease and Lord XT stated that "That had to be the easiest mission I've ever been on". And then they went after the Russian Retarded Jewish Natzees.
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-10-13, 11:57 AM #141
With Supernova paintball guns
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-10-13, 1:10 PM #142
And violently left the savana covered with alien looking, colored giblets, and eventually
2001-10-15, 11:13 AM #143
It made them intensly mad leaving them no choice but to...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-10-15, 12:02 PM #144
unleash the foul pigeons upon Mr. Richoz, who...
2001-10-16, 2:35 AM #145
Yelled "Help Me SUperNerd_IJ"

then the room suddenly came quiet, and a rodian, whering a bright green cape burst through the collapsable wall, and shout "IM BACK!!!" then....

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The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-10-16, 6:29 AM #146
LordXT gives SuperNerd a warm welcome back and they got Mr. Richoz out of there as soon as posible and took him to safety at the Fish and Game agency where they...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-10-20, 10:45 AM #147
ate fish and played games.
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-10-20, 5:32 PM #148
And began another top-secret-nobody-knows-about-stealth-mission...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-10-21, 12:31 PM #149
To beat the crude out of Corran Horn.
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-10-31, 12:47 PM #150
but he decided not to but he got stompie and tiki god to do it instead. And one thin for u corran Mr. Richoz will never beat the crude out of his good friends...Namely anybody who signs this but u.
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-10-31, 2:44 PM #151
Then Mr. Eibs woke up and realized that he was not actually Mr. Richoz. He was Mr. Eibs!
"Why HOW SILLY OF ME! IM MR EIBS!" He Bellowed out of his windown! and people ran away in fear. Then Male Patern baldness ran towards Mr Eibs and Mr Eibs drew his super sword of platinum and...

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2001-11-02, 3:20 AM #152
Then Mr. Richoz relalized the quicksilver was messing with his mind after all. His really was the famous Mr. Richoz!
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-11-02, 10:06 AM #153
and he went along on his mission to find and take back his chess set from the Gay Retarded Russian Jewish Nazis (with Supernova Paintball guns)
Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-11-02, 10:40 AM #154
how u like signature?

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Your levels are made of cement and plaster....Mine are made of tape and bubble gum.
2001-11-02, 3:17 PM #155
Using his super-top-extra-very-spectacular base finding device, he located the base... in the area of ANARCTICA!!! wich was largley populated by penguins...which they recruited into top-notch flying aces to gaurd they're base!

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Fools!! I'll Destroy them all!!!!
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-11-08, 5:50 AM #156
Then he teamed up with the penguins and their weapon of choice was the...
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
2001-11-08, 5:52 AM #157
trout. they all slaped everyone around with large trout.
may the farce be with you.
2001-11-09, 1:46 PM #158
then the trout all spontaniusly combusted and they brought out their second weapon of choice,
(none)
2001-11-09, 1:52 PM #159
The end.
"Rabbits will jump farther if you throw them..."
2001-11-09, 2:59 PM #160
But then the penguins convinced Pengun that "the end is not a worthy weapon so they choose.

[This message has been edited by LordX-T_IJ (edited November 09, 2001).]
Ohh Crap! - Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)
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