causing the animal to spontainiously combust blowing it's guts everywhere then like before the rancor kept on dying different deaths for example after he spontainiously compusted he imploded, then caught on fire, then he shot himself, next he pulled out a bucket of water and drown in it, then hung a rope from a pole and hung himself with it and mr richoz knowing that if somebody else were to kill him this madness would end so mr. richoz grabing the first thing he saw he had grabed corran horn by accident and thinking fast tossed corran horn aside and grabed the next closest thing it was stompie's "metal pipe with routed hole for switch" and bashed the perturbed beast over the head, the beast fell to the ground and all of a sudden...

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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried any thing new.
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gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely
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Abd Mr. Richoz watched as the janitor came by and cleaned up the mess. To his surprise the janitor looked at him and said...

"play the best song, in the world, or i'll eat your soul....."

and mr richoz just froze on the spot, not aware that the beast (janitor) was only a distraction for a......

Extremely Mutilated hunk of Radioactive Hamburger who's name was Bethoven and who was convinced he was Napolean with a superiority complex that wanted to take over the world and the only thing standing in its way was Mr. Richoz...

...So Bethoven started running crazy and Mr. Richoz was pulled away from where he was and was sent into Jedi Knight again, this time in a level called "Jerec - Battle for Power" ...

[Odd things happen to this poor guy dont they?]

The odd thing was though that instead of Jerec Mr. Richoz was fighting *dum dum dummmmmmmmm* the miming cheeto of doom!!!

So that uhh....."Evil" cheeto drew his lightsaber (Literally) and Mr. Richoz had no other thing to do than draw a lightsaber of his own, but unfortunately, it wasnt very good. the Evil cheeto killed Mr. Richoz's Character, so mr richoz just hit FIRE and restarted, this time he drew an anvil so...

he dropped it on the evil cheeto, and defeated the fake game and returned to where he was before when he got sucked into the game, in a bad situation....

but he still had his anvil so he dropped it on bethoven...

After he dropped the anvil on bethoven he...

_______ < Bethoven

____ < Bethoven

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Just a reminder

he ruthlessly and vicously bashed bethoven with a meat mallet.

Then he ripped Bethoven into small patties and invited the janitor to his cookout where...

and bethoven screamed HA I AM NAPOLEAN!!!!!! as mr riichoz and the janitor prompley woofed him down

Mr. Richoz felt sick, he went to the toilet and.........

once again...drank all the toilet water like a dog and his water bowl.

(LOL)

and then puked up the remains of Bethoven who promptly ran away...

when bethoven looked behind him to see if anyone was following him he lost his balance and tripped over a homeless guys shopping cart and ending up being eaten RaW dun dun dun then

Mr. Richoz used his super duper raw mutilated hambuger radar machine to find bethoven and when he found him he started to relentlessly pummel him with a broken baritone that was in the homeless guys shopping cart...

but Mr. Richoz forgot that bethoven was in the homeless guys stomach so he was really beating the crap out of the homeless guy...

so the homeless guy started beating the crap out of mr. richoz

and Mr. Richoz continued to beat the crap out of the homeless guy...

while the homeless guy was beating the crap out of mr. richoz

and the crap kept piling up on the floor...

Mr. Richoz said, "STOP!" and the fight ended, "Look at all this crap on the floor! Now we need to clean it up!" Mr. Richoz said...

"we need to go get JANITOR JOHN!!!" so Mr. Richoz and the homeless guy both went in search of the elusive Janitor...

After many hours of searching the homeless guy finally broke down and said "Who the heck are we looking for!?" Mr. Richoz said, "I told you already we're looking for *Janitor Jooooohn*." The homeless guy said "oops." "What!?" said the mind boggled teacher. "I am Janitor John." This statement proceed with Mr. Richoz beating the crap out of the homeless guy/janitor John UNTIL there was a loud crash which prompted Mr. Richoz to...

...To stop beating upon the poor old janitor a moment. Then, deep within Mr. Richoz's Concience... something clicked.... way back.... far ago. He realized something: he had no wife. Therefore, it was impossible that any events after she slapped him long ago...were impossible. Therefore, Mr. Richoz had to be in a dream. And once one's concience dream mind relaizes that it is in a dream, the dream world implodes. In a wild rush, all the events so far rushed with lightining speed backwards and forwards, warping in all 4 dimensions, distorting his perceptions as the dream-space continuum collapsed into itself. Mr. Richoz awoke suddenly awoke. His alarm steadily beeped, as it had been for the past two years. Mr. Richoz rubbed his eyes, streached, put on his glasses, and headed out the door to start his day.

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Danr Thsi Typnig Inpemident!!!!

so um is that it....is it over?

Oh course it's not over. It's just beginning he just woke up. Duh!

He wakes up to fine that his slippers have been stolen by...

he reliezes that there could only be one person who could steal his slippers that could only be "dun Dun DUN" the hamster shaped pig faced double crossing back stabing slippers thief in an atempt to get his slippers backs he pursues the evil slippers thief and finds himself lost and aimlessly wondering around the mysterious thief's mysterious trail's dirty low down rotten not paved road's lines

[This message has been edited by stompie7 (edited October 02, 2002).]

SOMEBODY ELSE RESPOND!!!!

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you don't have a metal pipe with a hand routed hole do ya hu hu? i didn't thinkso

and then he accidently steps on the hamster slipper thief guy...

he looks down at his shoes and says o man that is sick and then something catches his could it be could it be his slippers?says hold on! i don't even remember what color my slippers are!

After this he went off searching for adventure when.......

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that is the gayest most stupid post i have ever seen on massassi o then they went off in search of adventure oo wow god

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you don't have a metal pipe with a hand routed hole do ya hu hu? i didn't thinkso

then Mr. Richoz went and beat up Stopmie for making fun of Corran.

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then mr. richoz for being confused of who to beat up decided to use corran horn as a batteryin ram because he had never heard of stopmie (decides to take vote on who agrees with stompie all say i) a unaimous 4\4 so suprising (another vote do feel mr. richoz would side with me and not corran) well what do you know another unaimous 4\4 so then the story contiued with ij members ignoring the stupid post

[This message has been edited by stompie7 (edited October 21, 2002).]

And the Great Molerat came out of the ceiling.

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