Previously on Battlestar Galactica...
Uh, I mean, the Never-ending Story...
Main Plot:
Our Main Cast of Characters are still on a journey down "Memory Lane". Their bodies are in a comatose state within the Haunted House of Heroes, staring up at a projector illuminating a random series of memories from previous points in thee NeS, page-by-page. Some memories are directly as they remember them, others have been changed, others still a "new" memories that have surfaced to reveal some long-lost back-story or character development. Then there are the "Forgotten Memories" that go unseen by our main heroes. These Forgotten Memories are caused by the Twice-Forgotten Character, and former saviour of The Forgotten Characters, Michael McFarlane. Aside for their jaunt through memories, the main cast are seeking to catch up with the formidable KnowSoul, a being that is also considered The True Death, as he is seeking "The Source" of the NeS to consume it forever.
Michael McFarlane made an agreement with Losien to allow her to forget her missing fiancée, The Last True Evil, so that she could continue on the Main Quest of the NeS and save everyone instead of choosing the selfish road. However she didn't know he would remove TLTE from the entire NeS, forgotten by all and removed from pages past. In TLTE's absence, Amal has begun to find attraction for Losien and she feels something towards Amal, though she believes he is much too young for her. In their pursuit of KnowSoul Soriel, the swordsman, was injured and he handed his talking sword, Fred Teh Uber Blade, and cape, Carlotta the Cape, over to Losien as the Main Character of the story. He now seeks further NeS knowledge and harbours a secret desire to usurp Master Thand. Al Ciao, also known as Mr Eight and ruler of Hell, is in frequent contact with Majordomo, his right-hand in Hell. He has recently learnt that his arch-enemy, High Imp, is not as all-powerful as once believed and now Al Ciao is angry with Master Thand for not revealing this information sooner.
Secondary Plot:
In the Haunted House of Heroes Antestarr had been lying on his deathbed when his old flame appeared with a vial of blood-ink. Using this blood-ink, Nyneve the NeSferatu, was able to turn Antestarr into her own kind. Playing the moody anti-hero, Antestarr ordered her away but moments later a group of eccentric Chinese dignitaries arrived at the door. Emperor Pi, Rachel Pi's father, and his many wives and eunuchs in their search for Rachel. Young, who has long been pregnant, has suddenly gone into labour and the very experienced wives of Emperor Pi are there to help her through the birth, having shooed Antestarr and Emperor Pi from the room.
In the Swedish mountains lurks a temporal-hole, a great plot-hole that breaks the barrier of time-space. Guarding it is Voodoo Snowflakes, once Forgotten and NeS Hero. Krig the Viking, along with the Swedish Bikini Squad, investigate but Voodoo kills her old friend. The Last True Evil and The Illusionist, a minor villain, arrived in an attempt to save Krig but Voodoo was already gone through the time-hole with a British spy, Benedict Cumberlatch and the Swedish Bikini Squad. Instead TLTE decides to take Krig's body only to be accosted by the Swiss Whores Squad who were sent by Switzerland to return their king, Krig, to their homeland. Together the group travelled across time-space to Valhalla where they found Krig enjoying the afterlife with his father, Krog, and a group of angry Norse Valkyries Squad. The Swiss Whores mistook Krog for Krig and kidnapped him to make him king of Switzerland, which Krog accepted heartily and now goes around with an entourage of whores and valkyries. However Michael McFarlane then removed TLTE from the NeS completely by making him 'never exist' throughout the entire NeS. Krig is then picked up by The Doctor who cameoed specifically to then deposit Krig, after a tour of Hawaii, at the HHH just in time for Young to go into labour. Subaru, the love interest of Antestarr, has also returned to the HHH just in time for the birth too and is about to discover Antestarr's new lifestyle.
Sub-Plots:
Apple, after hearing that Citizen Rex had once spoke the word "Rosebud" before he died, hired the services of Detective Hawthorne, a former unsung NeS hero, to investigate. Apple, an assassin capable of becoming invisible, was then hired by, who she believed to be Majordomo, to kill Totally Evil and return her to Hell. But she soon discovered, from Dr Evil, that Totally had already been taken to Hell by High Imp. Apple arrived in Hell seeking answers but Michael McFarlane bargained with Totally Evil and removed her from the NeS as though she never existed either. Instead Apple met with High Imp who forcibly injected her with the DNA of Highemperor, the former Powergamer of old, which caused her rapid pregnancy. He then left her and Mayaal, Hand of the NeS, partially rescued her from death with the Blood Countess. Instead he took her prisoner to the realm of the l33t and intends to keep her prisoner alongside Evil Geb. Elsewhere, the former girlfriend of Al Ciao - who is also Highemperor - Mia, is pregnant with another child. Mia was supposedly fated to bear Highemperor's child, however High Imp deliberately used Apple to force fate by his own hand, making Apple a contender for the mother role of Highemperor's true heir.
Detective Hawthorne made his way to the Hall of Heroes atop Big Ben where he was directed by MZZT and Gebohq, at this point two minor characters of the NeS, to the Hovercarrier of Hero Force One where Hawthorne could begin his investigations into Citizen Rex and "Rosebud". He begins by quizzing the only available member, Judge. However he is soon joined by Bhaac, who, along with Mayaal, seeks to ensure some direction to the wayward plots.
In the Chikin Chateau, above Big Ben and built by Cris B, is Irian Emp who recently gained her emancipation from her parents and is free to run her own life. However, after a series of events involving the liked of King Krog of Switzerland, she was witness to the break-up of two Hero Force One members, Seraphim and Acidspitter. Serapharch, the highest ranking angel of Heaven, tried to order Seraphim back to Heaven, whilst Acidspitter returned to Hell and became embroiled in a coup against Mr Eight (Al Ciao). Seraphim fought with Serapharch in an epic struggle that eventually ended with them aboard the HFO Hovercarrier and her victorious and available for questioning under Hawthorne and Bhac.
Uh, I mean, the Never-ending Story...
Main Plot:
Our Main Cast of Characters are still on a journey down "Memory Lane". Their bodies are in a comatose state within the Haunted House of Heroes, staring up at a projector illuminating a random series of memories from previous points in thee NeS, page-by-page. Some memories are directly as they remember them, others have been changed, others still a "new" memories that have surfaced to reveal some long-lost back-story or character development. Then there are the "Forgotten Memories" that go unseen by our main heroes. These Forgotten Memories are caused by the Twice-Forgotten Character, and former saviour of The Forgotten Characters, Michael McFarlane. Aside for their jaunt through memories, the main cast are seeking to catch up with the formidable KnowSoul, a being that is also considered The True Death, as he is seeking "The Source" of the NeS to consume it forever.
Michael McFarlane made an agreement with Losien to allow her to forget her missing fiancée, The Last True Evil, so that she could continue on the Main Quest of the NeS and save everyone instead of choosing the selfish road. However she didn't know he would remove TLTE from the entire NeS, forgotten by all and removed from pages past. In TLTE's absence, Amal has begun to find attraction for Losien and she feels something towards Amal, though she believes he is much too young for her. In their pursuit of KnowSoul Soriel, the swordsman, was injured and he handed his talking sword, Fred Teh Uber Blade, and cape, Carlotta the Cape, over to Losien as the Main Character of the story. He now seeks further NeS knowledge and harbours a secret desire to usurp Master Thand. Al Ciao, also known as Mr Eight and ruler of Hell, is in frequent contact with Majordomo, his right-hand in Hell. He has recently learnt that his arch-enemy, High Imp, is not as all-powerful as once believed and now Al Ciao is angry with Master Thand for not revealing this information sooner.
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Main Cast of Characters
Knowsoul: Once two powerful forces of their own - the Legion-like spectre known as the Darkside and a Grim Reaper-esque construct known as Tsolo, the Avatar of Loss - have now become a soul-devouring amalgamation. Their singular desire now is to consume the forgotten spirit of the NeS itself, bringing an end to the never-ending story-world.
Michael MacFarlane: A Twice-Forgotten character and Knowsoul's second-in-command, Michael is a former NeS hero turned shade of his former self. Currently, he hides in the shadows, in service of Knowsoul, with the first part of his plan to kidnap and remove The Last True Evil. He also randomly removes various memories from the NeS Pages that are revealed only to the Writers and the Readers, not to our heroes. He has also, for reasons yet unknown, purposefully removed Arkng Thand from the earliest pages of the NeS as revealed through regular Forgotten Memories.
Losien Simon: She is now the main character and leader of the NeS would-be-heroes, a role which she is just now becoming accustomed to acting in confidence. Extremely beautiful yet severely lacking in self-esteem. By the tropes that are natural law in the story-world of the NeS, all hope of success relies on her. She aims to not let down either her brother and former main character, Gebohq neither of which are around to help her. She is accompanied by Soriel's lustful blade, Fred, and his equally lustful cape, Carletta, both of whom only she can hear. However she has forgotten The Last True Evil, her fianc é [/COLOR]e, due to an agreement with Michael McFarlane.
Al Ciao: A former powerplayer who struggles now with his imposed role as ruler of Hell. Normally, by turns, zany and melodramatic, Al now faces a dilemma: help his friends save existence once more or embrace his selfish power and antagonize all who would stand in his way. If nothing else, having his body riddled with bullet-holes doesn't do much for his image.
Rachel Pi: Incarnation of April Fools and a servant of the NeS, Rachel is both fated as Gebohq's true love and keeper of conflict within the NeS. Rachel is currently continuing to challenge the authority of Losien, both to test that Losien is strong enough to succeed in the quest and to fulfill her own selfish desire to see Losien fail for having taken Gebohq's place in his former role and his heart.
Amal: Once "raised" in solitude by Master Thand, Amal had only the company of books provided by Thand until found and adopted by TLTE. Since then, Amal has quickly grown up into a wise and discerning young man under TLTE's tutelage, promising to become a hero the likes of which would surpass Losien and Gebohq. Amal aims to do all he can for his current caretaker, Losien, as well as keep an eye on the likes of Master Thand and Al Ciao. He, like everyone else, has forgotten TLTE due to Michael McFarlane.
Soriel: A no-nonsense, bloodthirsty swordsman, currently wounded by Knowsoul in their previous encounter. Soriel tags along mostly in hopes of satiating his hunger for battle and securing his existence as a living character (since villains have difficulty living). He gave his talking, and perverted, sword to Losien as she is the main character in need of a sword and he cannot use his whilst injured. He also gave her his cape which only Losien can hear talking. Instead he is continuing his old ambition to learn of the NeS and secretly harbours desires to usurp Master Thand's role in the NeS.
The Otter: A half-posh, half-punk, all-drunk British NeS veteran, the Otter seems to be around only because he is too drunk to take himself anywhere else for the time being. His past relationship with MaybeChilde is an unknown factor and one he has no knowledge of any resolution and so he considers himself a free agent, able to hit on every female he encounters.
Maeve (Maevie): An old college friend of some of the NeS veterans, she can relate to the Otter with both her British heritage and her drinking. However, she normally selects not to relate to the Otter when she can help it. She seems to stick around so that she doesn't become a Forgotten character once again. She and The Otter are currently 'tutoring' Amal in the ways of sex and seduction for his personal quest of gaining Losien's favour.
Master Thand: An sagely scholar, Thand is secretly the First Man of the NeS mythology. Unparalleled in his wisdom and knowledge, he is both aloof and altrustic. His agenda is mysterious, having both helped and hindered the would-be-heroes in the past. His presumed current goal is to ensure that Knowsoul does not succeed and to study the problematic protagonists.
Knowsoul: Once two powerful forces of their own - the Legion-like spectre known as the Darkside and a Grim Reaper-esque construct known as Tsolo, the Avatar of Loss - have now become a soul-devouring amalgamation. Their singular desire now is to consume the forgotten spirit of the NeS itself, bringing an end to the never-ending story-world.
Michael MacFarlane: A Twice-Forgotten character and Knowsoul's second-in-command, Michael is a former NeS hero turned shade of his former self. Currently, he hides in the shadows, in service of Knowsoul, with the first part of his plan to kidnap and remove The Last True Evil. He also randomly removes various memories from the NeS Pages that are revealed only to the Writers and the Readers, not to our heroes. He has also, for reasons yet unknown, purposefully removed Arkng Thand from the earliest pages of the NeS as revealed through regular Forgotten Memories.
Losien Simon: She is now the main character and leader of the NeS would-be-heroes, a role which she is just now becoming accustomed to acting in confidence. Extremely beautiful yet severely lacking in self-esteem. By the tropes that are natural law in the story-world of the NeS, all hope of success relies on her. She aims to not let down either her brother and former main character, Gebohq neither of which are around to help her. She is accompanied by Soriel's lustful blade, Fred, and his equally lustful cape, Carletta, both of whom only she can hear. However she has forgotten The Last True Evil, her fianc é [/COLOR]e, due to an agreement with Michael McFarlane.
Al Ciao: A former powerplayer who struggles now with his imposed role as ruler of Hell. Normally, by turns, zany and melodramatic, Al now faces a dilemma: help his friends save existence once more or embrace his selfish power and antagonize all who would stand in his way. If nothing else, having his body riddled with bullet-holes doesn't do much for his image.
Rachel Pi: Incarnation of April Fools and a servant of the NeS, Rachel is both fated as Gebohq's true love and keeper of conflict within the NeS. Rachel is currently continuing to challenge the authority of Losien, both to test that Losien is strong enough to succeed in the quest and to fulfill her own selfish desire to see Losien fail for having taken Gebohq's place in his former role and his heart.
Amal: Once "raised" in solitude by Master Thand, Amal had only the company of books provided by Thand until found and adopted by TLTE. Since then, Amal has quickly grown up into a wise and discerning young man under TLTE's tutelage, promising to become a hero the likes of which would surpass Losien and Gebohq. Amal aims to do all he can for his current caretaker, Losien, as well as keep an eye on the likes of Master Thand and Al Ciao. He, like everyone else, has forgotten TLTE due to Michael McFarlane.
Soriel: A no-nonsense, bloodthirsty swordsman, currently wounded by Knowsoul in their previous encounter. Soriel tags along mostly in hopes of satiating his hunger for battle and securing his existence as a living character (since villains have difficulty living). He gave his talking, and perverted, sword to Losien as she is the main character in need of a sword and he cannot use his whilst injured. He also gave her his cape which only Losien can hear talking. Instead he is continuing his old ambition to learn of the NeS and secretly harbours desires to usurp Master Thand's role in the NeS.
The Otter: A half-posh, half-punk, all-drunk British NeS veteran, the Otter seems to be around only because he is too drunk to take himself anywhere else for the time being. His past relationship with MaybeChilde is an unknown factor and one he has no knowledge of any resolution and so he considers himself a free agent, able to hit on every female he encounters.
Maeve (Maevie): An old college friend of some of the NeS veterans, she can relate to the Otter with both her British heritage and her drinking. However, she normally selects not to relate to the Otter when she can help it. She seems to stick around so that she doesn't become a Forgotten character once again. She and The Otter are currently 'tutoring' Amal in the ways of sex and seduction for his personal quest of gaining Losien's favour.
Master Thand: An sagely scholar, Thand is secretly the First Man of the NeS mythology. Unparalleled in his wisdom and knowledge, he is both aloof and altrustic. His agenda is mysterious, having both helped and hindered the would-be-heroes in the past. His presumed current goal is to ensure that Knowsoul does not succeed and to study the problematic protagonists.
Secondary Plot:
In the Haunted House of Heroes Antestarr had been lying on his deathbed when his old flame appeared with a vial of blood-ink. Using this blood-ink, Nyneve the NeSferatu, was able to turn Antestarr into her own kind. Playing the moody anti-hero, Antestarr ordered her away but moments later a group of eccentric Chinese dignitaries arrived at the door. Emperor Pi, Rachel Pi's father, and his many wives and eunuchs in their search for Rachel. Young, who has long been pregnant, has suddenly gone into labour and the very experienced wives of Emperor Pi are there to help her through the birth, having shooed Antestarr and Emperor Pi from the room.
In the Swedish mountains lurks a temporal-hole, a great plot-hole that breaks the barrier of time-space. Guarding it is Voodoo Snowflakes, once Forgotten and NeS Hero. Krig the Viking, along with the Swedish Bikini Squad, investigate but Voodoo kills her old friend. The Last True Evil and The Illusionist, a minor villain, arrived in an attempt to save Krig but Voodoo was already gone through the time-hole with a British spy, Benedict Cumberlatch and the Swedish Bikini Squad. Instead TLTE decides to take Krig's body only to be accosted by the Swiss Whores Squad who were sent by Switzerland to return their king, Krig, to their homeland. Together the group travelled across time-space to Valhalla where they found Krig enjoying the afterlife with his father, Krog, and a group of angry Norse Valkyries Squad. The Swiss Whores mistook Krog for Krig and kidnapped him to make him king of Switzerland, which Krog accepted heartily and now goes around with an entourage of whores and valkyries. However Michael McFarlane then removed TLTE from the NeS completely by making him 'never exist' throughout the entire NeS. Krig is then picked up by The Doctor who cameoed specifically to then deposit Krig, after a tour of Hawaii, at the HHH just in time for Young to go into labour. Subaru, the love interest of Antestarr, has also returned to the HHH just in time for the birth too and is about to discover Antestarr's new lifestyle.
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Secondary Cast of Characters:
Antestarr - TBA
Krig the Viking - TBA
Subaru - TBA
Young - TBA
Emperor Pi - The secret Chinese Emperor who lives in a floating palace above China. He has a great many concubines who have given him many children, one of which is Rachel Pi. However nobody is certain which concubine is Rachel's mother as they have no many children. He is old, likes things quiet and drinks tea.
Antestarr - TBA
Krig the Viking - TBA
Subaru - TBA
Young - TBA
Emperor Pi - The secret Chinese Emperor who lives in a floating palace above China. He has a great many concubines who have given him many children, one of which is Rachel Pi. However nobody is certain which concubine is Rachel's mother as they have no many children. He is old, likes things quiet and drinks tea.
Sub-Plots:
Apple, after hearing that Citizen Rex had once spoke the word "Rosebud" before he died, hired the services of Detective Hawthorne, a former unsung NeS hero, to investigate. Apple, an assassin capable of becoming invisible, was then hired by, who she believed to be Majordomo, to kill Totally Evil and return her to Hell. But she soon discovered, from Dr Evil, that Totally had already been taken to Hell by High Imp. Apple arrived in Hell seeking answers but Michael McFarlane bargained with Totally Evil and removed her from the NeS as though she never existed either. Instead Apple met with High Imp who forcibly injected her with the DNA of Highemperor, the former Powergamer of old, which caused her rapid pregnancy. He then left her and Mayaal, Hand of the NeS, partially rescued her from death with the Blood Countess. Instead he took her prisoner to the realm of the l33t and intends to keep her prisoner alongside Evil Geb. Elsewhere, the former girlfriend of Al Ciao - who is also Highemperor - Mia, is pregnant with another child. Mia was supposedly fated to bear Highemperor's child, however High Imp deliberately used Apple to force fate by his own hand, making Apple a contender for the mother role of Highemperor's true heir.
Detective Hawthorne made his way to the Hall of Heroes atop Big Ben where he was directed by MZZT and Gebohq, at this point two minor characters of the NeS, to the Hovercarrier of Hero Force One where Hawthorne could begin his investigations into Citizen Rex and "Rosebud". He begins by quizzing the only available member, Judge. However he is soon joined by Bhaac, who, along with Mayaal, seeks to ensure some direction to the wayward plots.
In the Chikin Chateau, above Big Ben and built by Cris B, is Irian Emp who recently gained her emancipation from her parents and is free to run her own life. However, after a series of events involving the liked of King Krog of Switzerland, she was witness to the break-up of two Hero Force One members, Seraphim and Acidspitter. Serapharch, the highest ranking angel of Heaven, tried to order Seraphim back to Heaven, whilst Acidspitter returned to Hell and became embroiled in a coup against Mr Eight (Al Ciao). Seraphim fought with Serapharch in an epic struggle that eventually ended with them aboard the HFO Hovercarrier and her victorious and available for questioning under Hawthorne and Bhac.
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Sub-Plot Characters:
Apple - Apple is an assassin capable of becoming invisible to varying degrees depending on her load. She is generally selfish and eager for challenges. She is currently pregnant with the rapidly growing child of Highemperor and in the custody of Mayaal.
Bhac - TBA
Mayaal - TBA
Evil Geb - TBA
Detective Hawthorne - Once an unsung hero of the NeS Hawthorne has returned in a sub-plot devised by Apple who wants to learn the secrets of Rosebud but also partly hired by Hero Force One to figure out the demise of Citizen Rex (an alter-ego of Al Ciao). Hawthorne, who has a fascination with buritos, chooses to interrogate Hero Force One members first for clues.
Iriana Emp - TBA
Hero Force One - TBA
Apple - Apple is an assassin capable of becoming invisible to varying degrees depending on her load. She is generally selfish and eager for challenges. She is currently pregnant with the rapidly growing child of Highemperor and in the custody of Mayaal.
Bhac - TBA
Mayaal - TBA
Evil Geb - TBA
Detective Hawthorne - Once an unsung hero of the NeS Hawthorne has returned in a sub-plot devised by Apple who wants to learn the secrets of Rosebud but also partly hired by Hero Force One to figure out the demise of Citizen Rex (an alter-ego of Al Ciao). Hawthorne, who has a fascination with buritos, chooses to interrogate Hero Force One members first for clues.
Iriana Emp - TBA
Hero Force One - TBA
