Previously on the surprising adventures of this perplexingly never-ending tale of idiocy...
Current Story Arc
After defeating KnowSoul on Memory Lane, resulting in the death of both KnowSoul and Michael MacFarlane , the heroes of the NeS regrouped into two teams to tackle matters of love and loins...
Team Losien:
Current Mission: Locate the witch Baba Yaga , who lives in a house on chicken-leg stilts currently located in the swamps of Burundi. Baba Yaga is Al Ciao's only hope in granting his wish to have a new penis, after he lost the last one.
Cast:
Team Amal:
Current Mission: To rekindle the relationships of Gebohq and Rachel, Couchman and Iriana, and Antestarr and Subaru, whilst giving Amal the chance to be the main character of whatever conflict might arise and Soriel to be the voice of wisdom. With these goals in mind, the team travels to the mysterious floating palace of the secret Emperor of China in the clouds, who has invited them in hopes of aiding their goals.
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Other Important Characters:
And now, before continuing the Never-ending Story Thread Squared, a look at one of the crazy Writers of this crazy story...
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Britt the Writer : "I'm back!"
Gebohq the Writer: "Where the Hell have you been!?"
Britt the Writer: "I went to a hot spring!"
Unusually, Gebohq the Writer ceases his accusatory tirade and looks enquiringly at Britt the Writer.
Gebohq the Writer: "Wow. What was it like?"
Britt the Writer: "Awesome. You have no idea..."
Gebohq the Writer: "Where was it?"
Britt the Writer writes down the address for Gebohq the Writer and hands it over.
Britt the Writer: "It was actually quite late when I we-- Geb?"
Britt the Writer looks around the office to see Gebohq the Writer had disappeared.
Britt the Writer: "Wanker! I bet you didn't even post, did you!?"
Britt the Writer checks.
Britt the Writer: [/B]:nonono:
Current Story Arc
After defeating KnowSoul on Memory Lane, resulting in the death of both KnowSoul and Michael MacFarlane , the heroes of the NeS regrouped into two teams to tackle matters of love and loins...
Team Losien:
Current Mission: Locate the witch Baba Yaga , who lives in a house on chicken-leg stilts currently located in the swamps of Burundi. Baba Yaga is Al Ciao's only hope in granting his wish to have a new penis, after he lost the last one.
Cast:
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Losien
Losien, current main character of NeS, is a young woman with a truly heroic soul. She is still shaking off her past feelings of being "unworthy" to become a true leader of the NeS Heroes. She has been in a long relationship with TLTE, the ex-Soviet super-spy, but only now she is beginning to assert dominance over him, rather than being his damsel in distress. Recently she discovered that she is the 'father' of Apple, a young woman who now travels with the heroes. Due to recent complications from her escape of Memory Lane aided by Mecha Lou, her soul won't always stay quite attached to her body. Given by Soriel, Losien is equipped with two legendary (and chatty) items: Carlotta the Cape and Fred Teh Uber Blade. Losien is avoiding her emotional issues with TLTE, Apple, and Amal by accepting the insane quest to rescue Al Ciao's penis.
TLTE
The Last True Evil, or TLTE, was once the greatest villain to the NeS, but the ex-Soviet super-spy turned over a new leaf when he fell in love with Losien Simon. While the true evil within TLTE remains a constant struggle, he uses his love and respect for various characters, particularly Losien and his adopted charge Amal, to keep himself in check. He is currently challenged in his relationship with Losien since she became the main character for the NeS and experienced a 'dark side' during the previous story arc where she cheated on him. Though Losien seemed to not be herself at the time, TLTE's emotions on the subject have yet to be settled through conversation as Losien avoids the issue. Arkng Thand is convinced that TLTE will once again embrace his evil ways and become the greatest threat to the NeS' continued existence. It should be noted that his Potential is dead.
Apple
Apple, true name Rosebud Simon, is an assassin raised and trained by Arkng Thand. Master Thand used Apple to acquire many artifacts and eliminate problems facing the NeS. She has been a tool to organise and protect the NeS from the shadows without her, or anyone else, realising it bar Thand himself. She is fairly aggressive and seems to enjoy her job, however recent events caused her to join the NeS Heroes and restrain her killer instinct. A lengthy plot by High Angel to seek vengeance against his rival Highemperor (now Al Ciao) caused her to become pregnant, and in order to thwart that plot, an unorthodox plan was placed from Evil G resulting in Apple being her own mother and Losien to be her father. Now Apple experiences a very awkward set of daddy issues and is coming to terms with a new found "family" consisting of TLTE, Amal, Gebohq, Evil G, Polly and, in many ways, Master Thand.
Al Ciao
Al Ciao, formerly known as Highemperor, is the often clueless and changeable member of Team Losien. He was once an extreme powerplayer but gave up that mantle so that he could better help his friends, the NeS Heroes. Beyond his crazy-spiky ginger hair, Al Ciao has recently undergone some body work. After dying and being separated from his decaying body, Mecha Lou had to fix up his body with mechanical parts essentially creating RoboCiao. Unfortunately she wasn't able to give him a penis (other than a mechanical one, which he refused). He also recently became husband to Lady LightSide, who was once DarkSide, an evil force in the NeS. LightSide, now pregnant, would give birth to Al Ciao's third child. Mia, another woman somewhere far off, is pregnant with Al's first baby. A long time in the past, as Highemperor, he had a daughter named Iriana Emp - who now travels with Team Amal. It should be noted that his Potential is dead.
Evil G
Evil Gebohq, or Evil G as he prefers to be called, is an alternate version of the former NeS Main Character Gebohq . Sharing the same history as Gebohq until the end of page 50, Evil G lead a different life when he embodied the dark mantle of powerplaying, once owned by Highemperor, within his home dimension of NeShattered . However a series of events led to Evil G falling in love with the "Child of the NeS", Young . He returned to the main NeS world to reunite with his love and avoid the clutches of the Ever-Ending Plot that has corrupted NeShattered. He returned to find Young was pregnant with his child, soon bearing him a son which they named Chance. Evil G now works with the Heroes to ultimately protect Young and Chance.
Maeve
Maeve is a British woman with a drinking problem. She has long been in the NeS and has long been drunk. After a failed marriage and several failed relationships, Maeve realised that she was most definitely homosexual and relinquished all ties to her former heterosexual engagements. When she isn't drinking, or trying to get into the women's pants, Maeve is an old friend to Losien and a sobering, pessimistic tone on the group. However she is probably the most rational mind in all of Team Losien - so long as she's not too drunk.
The Otter
The Otter is a British born, half-posh, half-punk drunkard that swings between mildly drunk to completely drunk in the matter of a single post. He has potential deep down but it is rarely able to surface due to his addiction. He also cannot keep his womanising to himself, but his lecherous nature simply pushes the majority of women away. He had a relationship with MaybeChild , a former NeS Hero, which many believe brought out the best in him - but that relationship seems to have ended and Otter is generally unwilling to discuss the topic.
Voodoo Snowflakes
The woman named Voodoo Snowflakes is almost completely gone from the mind of the body and has been replaced with Sran Cadpill . Sran Cadpill is a mysterious and unusual space captain that can never quite accept that his situation is not what it once was. Many don't even believe he ever was a true space captain and that's she's just completely bonkers. Voodoo will often start barking orders and trying to assert her authority over others through arbitrary ranking system and all in an effort to save something or go on some kind of adventure or mission of justice and duty. She is often more of a liability than an aid to the team. When Voodoo's personality does emerge, it is often far less nice than Sran, as she now has murderous intentions for some unknowable reason, and what little of her true self remains displays feelings of protectiveness for her younger sister, Magick Snowflakes - a member of Hero Force One.
Lady LightSide
Lady LightSide was once DarkSide, a malevolent force of the NeS bent on consuming souls. DarkSide joined another evil force to create KnowSoul, only to be separated soon after from KnowSoul and set to work on the Heroes of the NeS. During a fluke of story convention, DarkSide suddenly became LightSide when Losien, and the other heroes, were turned increasingly evil. As part of a ruse, LightSide married Al Ciao when she wound up pregnant with his child, causing the moral-and-gender change to remain permanent, though that may change once she gives birth to Al's child. Still pregnant with Al Ciao's baby, she refuses to be left at the Haunted House of Heroes as she believes the current quest to find her husband's penis is important to her.
Tracer
Tracer is a character brimming with "obvious mystery" as he wanders around in his own personal detective story. Often speaking like a narrative, sometimes badly, he probably dresses like Dick Tracey. He is death defying, having escaped death throughout his time with the NeS Heroes and has a habit of showing up at unexpected moments. He rejoined the NeS Heroes during the Battle Over London. He recently displayed his profound ability to use disguises to his advantage, like any true detective.
Frank Smith
Frank Smith, Time Cop, has recently arrived from 1000 years into the future on a mission to arrest a time warp individual - though he doesn't know the identity of that person yet. He works for TEA, Time Enforcement Agency, which is run by "Mysterious Person". Frank is a homosexual, middle aged man going through something of a mid-life crisis and Mysterious Person judges this case to be Frank's test of competence. Frank has a watch upon his wrist that contains Cynthai (CynthA.I. Mk XIV), an A.I. with a holographic projection able to help him in his mission.
Polly Simon
Otherwise known as "Geb's Mom" or "Los' Mom", Polly Simon has joined Team Losien, claiming that she wants to find her family members. She insists that Apple must call her "Gran". An old woman that apparently defies most aging problems, including energy and vigor, Polly is an adventurer of world-class. Unfortunately she does possess some similar flaws to her son, Gebohq, and accidents will happen despite her intentions. Few questions have been asked of her yet - how she knew where to find everyone, or why she needs her family.
Losien, current main character of NeS, is a young woman with a truly heroic soul. She is still shaking off her past feelings of being "unworthy" to become a true leader of the NeS Heroes. She has been in a long relationship with TLTE, the ex-Soviet super-spy, but only now she is beginning to assert dominance over him, rather than being his damsel in distress. Recently she discovered that she is the 'father' of Apple, a young woman who now travels with the heroes. Due to recent complications from her escape of Memory Lane aided by Mecha Lou, her soul won't always stay quite attached to her body. Given by Soriel, Losien is equipped with two legendary (and chatty) items: Carlotta the Cape and Fred Teh Uber Blade. Losien is avoiding her emotional issues with TLTE, Apple, and Amal by accepting the insane quest to rescue Al Ciao's penis.
TLTE
The Last True Evil, or TLTE, was once the greatest villain to the NeS, but the ex-Soviet super-spy turned over a new leaf when he fell in love with Losien Simon. While the true evil within TLTE remains a constant struggle, he uses his love and respect for various characters, particularly Losien and his adopted charge Amal, to keep himself in check. He is currently challenged in his relationship with Losien since she became the main character for the NeS and experienced a 'dark side' during the previous story arc where she cheated on him. Though Losien seemed to not be herself at the time, TLTE's emotions on the subject have yet to be settled through conversation as Losien avoids the issue. Arkng Thand is convinced that TLTE will once again embrace his evil ways and become the greatest threat to the NeS' continued existence. It should be noted that his Potential is dead.
Apple
Apple, true name Rosebud Simon, is an assassin raised and trained by Arkng Thand. Master Thand used Apple to acquire many artifacts and eliminate problems facing the NeS. She has been a tool to organise and protect the NeS from the shadows without her, or anyone else, realising it bar Thand himself. She is fairly aggressive and seems to enjoy her job, however recent events caused her to join the NeS Heroes and restrain her killer instinct. A lengthy plot by High Angel to seek vengeance against his rival Highemperor (now Al Ciao) caused her to become pregnant, and in order to thwart that plot, an unorthodox plan was placed from Evil G resulting in Apple being her own mother and Losien to be her father. Now Apple experiences a very awkward set of daddy issues and is coming to terms with a new found "family" consisting of TLTE, Amal, Gebohq, Evil G, Polly and, in many ways, Master Thand.
Al Ciao
Al Ciao, formerly known as Highemperor, is the often clueless and changeable member of Team Losien. He was once an extreme powerplayer but gave up that mantle so that he could better help his friends, the NeS Heroes. Beyond his crazy-spiky ginger hair, Al Ciao has recently undergone some body work. After dying and being separated from his decaying body, Mecha Lou had to fix up his body with mechanical parts essentially creating RoboCiao. Unfortunately she wasn't able to give him a penis (other than a mechanical one, which he refused). He also recently became husband to Lady LightSide, who was once DarkSide, an evil force in the NeS. LightSide, now pregnant, would give birth to Al Ciao's third child. Mia, another woman somewhere far off, is pregnant with Al's first baby. A long time in the past, as Highemperor, he had a daughter named Iriana Emp - who now travels with Team Amal. It should be noted that his Potential is dead.
Evil G
Evil Gebohq, or Evil G as he prefers to be called, is an alternate version of the former NeS Main Character Gebohq . Sharing the same history as Gebohq until the end of page 50, Evil G lead a different life when he embodied the dark mantle of powerplaying, once owned by Highemperor, within his home dimension of NeShattered . However a series of events led to Evil G falling in love with the "Child of the NeS", Young . He returned to the main NeS world to reunite with his love and avoid the clutches of the Ever-Ending Plot that has corrupted NeShattered. He returned to find Young was pregnant with his child, soon bearing him a son which they named Chance. Evil G now works with the Heroes to ultimately protect Young and Chance.
Maeve
Maeve is a British woman with a drinking problem. She has long been in the NeS and has long been drunk. After a failed marriage and several failed relationships, Maeve realised that she was most definitely homosexual and relinquished all ties to her former heterosexual engagements. When she isn't drinking, or trying to get into the women's pants, Maeve is an old friend to Losien and a sobering, pessimistic tone on the group. However she is probably the most rational mind in all of Team Losien - so long as she's not too drunk.
The Otter
The Otter is a British born, half-posh, half-punk drunkard that swings between mildly drunk to completely drunk in the matter of a single post. He has potential deep down but it is rarely able to surface due to his addiction. He also cannot keep his womanising to himself, but his lecherous nature simply pushes the majority of women away. He had a relationship with MaybeChild , a former NeS Hero, which many believe brought out the best in him - but that relationship seems to have ended and Otter is generally unwilling to discuss the topic.
Voodoo Snowflakes
The woman named Voodoo Snowflakes is almost completely gone from the mind of the body and has been replaced with Sran Cadpill . Sran Cadpill is a mysterious and unusual space captain that can never quite accept that his situation is not what it once was. Many don't even believe he ever was a true space captain and that's she's just completely bonkers. Voodoo will often start barking orders and trying to assert her authority over others through arbitrary ranking system and all in an effort to save something or go on some kind of adventure or mission of justice and duty. She is often more of a liability than an aid to the team. When Voodoo's personality does emerge, it is often far less nice than Sran, as she now has murderous intentions for some unknowable reason, and what little of her true self remains displays feelings of protectiveness for her younger sister, Magick Snowflakes - a member of Hero Force One.
Lady LightSide
Lady LightSide was once DarkSide, a malevolent force of the NeS bent on consuming souls. DarkSide joined another evil force to create KnowSoul, only to be separated soon after from KnowSoul and set to work on the Heroes of the NeS. During a fluke of story convention, DarkSide suddenly became LightSide when Losien, and the other heroes, were turned increasingly evil. As part of a ruse, LightSide married Al Ciao when she wound up pregnant with his child, causing the moral-and-gender change to remain permanent, though that may change once she gives birth to Al's child. Still pregnant with Al Ciao's baby, she refuses to be left at the Haunted House of Heroes as she believes the current quest to find her husband's penis is important to her.
Tracer
Tracer is a character brimming with "obvious mystery" as he wanders around in his own personal detective story. Often speaking like a narrative, sometimes badly, he probably dresses like Dick Tracey. He is death defying, having escaped death throughout his time with the NeS Heroes and has a habit of showing up at unexpected moments. He rejoined the NeS Heroes during the Battle Over London. He recently displayed his profound ability to use disguises to his advantage, like any true detective.
Frank Smith
Frank Smith, Time Cop, has recently arrived from 1000 years into the future on a mission to arrest a time warp individual - though he doesn't know the identity of that person yet. He works for TEA, Time Enforcement Agency, which is run by "Mysterious Person". Frank is a homosexual, middle aged man going through something of a mid-life crisis and Mysterious Person judges this case to be Frank's test of competence. Frank has a watch upon his wrist that contains Cynthai (CynthA.I. Mk XIV), an A.I. with a holographic projection able to help him in his mission.
Polly Simon
Otherwise known as "Geb's Mom" or "Los' Mom", Polly Simon has joined Team Losien, claiming that she wants to find her family members. She insists that Apple must call her "Gran". An old woman that apparently defies most aging problems, including energy and vigor, Polly is an adventurer of world-class. Unfortunately she does possess some similar flaws to her son, Gebohq, and accidents will happen despite her intentions. Few questions have been asked of her yet - how she knew where to find everyone, or why she needs her family.
Team Amal:
Current Mission: To rekindle the relationships of Gebohq and Rachel, Couchman and Iriana, and Antestarr and Subaru, whilst giving Amal the chance to be the main character of whatever conflict might arise and Soriel to be the voice of wisdom. With these goals in mind, the team travels to the mysterious floating palace of the secret Emperor of China in the clouds, who has invited them in hopes of aiding their goals.
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Amal
Amal, once a young boy under the care of Arkng Thand, grew up under the adopted care of The Last True Evil. Since then, there has been a struggle between the two for guardianship over the boy - neither realising that Amal was becoming more of a man. His character has swung from dark to light but has not developed much depth - something Thand blames on the shadows of TLTE. During Memory Lane, however, problems occurred when Losien, under the influence of darkness, and Amal - having forgotten TLTE existed due to the powers of Michael MacFarlane - developed a closeness that is now, upon the return of TLTE, uncomfortable. Amal has the potential to become the Main Character of the NeS. Now that he has been separated from the over-protective TLTE and away from Losien, Amal leads a small group on a personal mission, ready to tackle any challenge that may come their way.
Rachel Pi
Once merely a Random Audience Member, Rachel Pi wished for characterhood - autonomy in the NeS - when she fell in love with Gebohq. Her wish was granted when a deal was struck with Arkng Thand, who arranged to allow Rachel character autonomy in the story and seek Gebohq's heart in return for taking within her the spirit of April Fools Day. Her love quickly became unrequited, though, as Gebohq spurned their engagement of true love. Although Rachel has stuck around since and never stopped loving Gebohq, that love is mixed with hate for his rejection of her, having accepted a position as Protector of the Plotfractal in large part so she can torture him. She is strong, bold, and fearless with an unusual comedic streak. Her father, Emperor Pi, wishes for her to return home and give up her life made possible by Thand, making her life essentially meaningless. However, Emperor Pi has given her the opportunity to love Gebohq once again with a romantic getaway at his Hidden Floating Palace.
Gebohq
Gebohq, once the Main Character of the NeS, relinquished that role not long ago to his sister, Losien. Since then, he met Couchman and Princess Iriana Emp during the Battle Over London, resigned his job as a professional hero to become an associate professor of law, and conscripted as vassal to Iriana in virtually one day. Given opportunities he didn't have before, he now sets out to rekindle his love with Rachel Pi, whom never truly stopped loving her but has, up to this point at least, believed that his involvement with her puts her and the the whole of NeS at risk as well as who he really is. Gebohq is often the comedy relief of a group, and though he is cowardly in many ways, he has a deep heroic streak of "doing what's right" when he's truly needed. It should be noted that his Potential is dead.
Soriel
Soriel was once a blood-thirsty swordsman who kidnapped and killed central characters of the NeS. However, his quest to find worthy opponents to fight led him to join the NeS Heroes. He also sought to become a part of the NeS by understanding it. However, during the hunt for KnowSoul he was injured and lost the use of his sword hand. He gave his weapon, and cape (both of which talk), to Losien so that she might defeat KnowSoul. Without his sword, Soriel's mind became more focused upon the mysteries of the NeS, turning from swordsman to scholar. His newest ambition is to learn and surpass the legendary Arkng Thand. Once angry and aggressive, he now poses a cool intellect and sage-like qualities that make him a fountain of knowledge and guidance.
Antestarr
Antestarr, long since a "tech guy" for the heroes of the NeS, overused one of his inventions not long ago, which led to his body's decay. On the brink of death, an old flame unexpectedly arrived and saved his life by turning him into, like her, a NeSferatu (a kind of vampire who prefer the blood of major characters making hard choices). While he now shares an unusual connection to Nyneve and a bond that can never be broken, he doesn't love her and is desperate to prove that to his new love interest Subaru. Antestarr has a solid, clear mind that is constantly at work to solve the problems before him. However he recently has developed a need for the "blood-ink" of characters, as well as melodrama and self-pity, due to his NeSferatu nature.
Subaru Yamamoto
Subaru Yamamoto has powers over chi that allow her to perform many unusual tasks, including running up walls, walking on water and hurling herself around. She can also heal, which she considers to be her secondary task - her first is to maim anything before her with a gigantic axe. Once she was always second-fiddle to her friends, but lately she has come to shine alone. She loves Antestarr but she feels, recently, a pang of betrayal as he was turned into a vampire by another woman. Subaru wants to trust and believe in Antestarr but it is difficult to accept the situation and understand what is happening.
Couchman
Couchman is a "Da Vinci" of the age, being a middleman in every available skill. A polymath of the NeS. He has an obsession with couches and was working as a lawyer until recently when he fell in love with Iriana Emp. During the Battle Over London he chased her down to confess his love for her and refused to allow Emperor Pi to steal her affections. In the end Couchman won this small victory and seeks to cement his love for Iriana on a romantic getaway.
Iriana Emp
Once the Princess of Atlantis - a title made possible by her mother - her status, along with the legend of Atlantis, was forcibly forgotten by Michael MacFarlane during the previous story arc. Iriana Emp is also the Queen of Armenia, made possible by her father, Highemperor (now Al Ciao), though she prefers to be called a princess. Never having visited Armenia, however, Princess Iriana seeks a marriage match and considered marrying Emperor Pi for his rank as Emperor of China. Refusing to become one of his many concubines, she instead turns her attention to courting Couchman for his skills and affections. She is posh, spoilt and believes everyone should do as she commands them to. She also has an addiction to tea.
Amal, once a young boy under the care of Arkng Thand, grew up under the adopted care of The Last True Evil. Since then, there has been a struggle between the two for guardianship over the boy - neither realising that Amal was becoming more of a man. His character has swung from dark to light but has not developed much depth - something Thand blames on the shadows of TLTE. During Memory Lane, however, problems occurred when Losien, under the influence of darkness, and Amal - having forgotten TLTE existed due to the powers of Michael MacFarlane - developed a closeness that is now, upon the return of TLTE, uncomfortable. Amal has the potential to become the Main Character of the NeS. Now that he has been separated from the over-protective TLTE and away from Losien, Amal leads a small group on a personal mission, ready to tackle any challenge that may come their way.
Rachel Pi
Once merely a Random Audience Member, Rachel Pi wished for characterhood - autonomy in the NeS - when she fell in love with Gebohq. Her wish was granted when a deal was struck with Arkng Thand, who arranged to allow Rachel character autonomy in the story and seek Gebohq's heart in return for taking within her the spirit of April Fools Day. Her love quickly became unrequited, though, as Gebohq spurned their engagement of true love. Although Rachel has stuck around since and never stopped loving Gebohq, that love is mixed with hate for his rejection of her, having accepted a position as Protector of the Plotfractal in large part so she can torture him. She is strong, bold, and fearless with an unusual comedic streak. Her father, Emperor Pi, wishes for her to return home and give up her life made possible by Thand, making her life essentially meaningless. However, Emperor Pi has given her the opportunity to love Gebohq once again with a romantic getaway at his Hidden Floating Palace.
Gebohq
Gebohq, once the Main Character of the NeS, relinquished that role not long ago to his sister, Losien. Since then, he met Couchman and Princess Iriana Emp during the Battle Over London, resigned his job as a professional hero to become an associate professor of law, and conscripted as vassal to Iriana in virtually one day. Given opportunities he didn't have before, he now sets out to rekindle his love with Rachel Pi, whom never truly stopped loving her but has, up to this point at least, believed that his involvement with her puts her and the the whole of NeS at risk as well as who he really is. Gebohq is often the comedy relief of a group, and though he is cowardly in many ways, he has a deep heroic streak of "doing what's right" when he's truly needed. It should be noted that his Potential is dead.
Soriel
Soriel was once a blood-thirsty swordsman who kidnapped and killed central characters of the NeS. However, his quest to find worthy opponents to fight led him to join the NeS Heroes. He also sought to become a part of the NeS by understanding it. However, during the hunt for KnowSoul he was injured and lost the use of his sword hand. He gave his weapon, and cape (both of which talk), to Losien so that she might defeat KnowSoul. Without his sword, Soriel's mind became more focused upon the mysteries of the NeS, turning from swordsman to scholar. His newest ambition is to learn and surpass the legendary Arkng Thand. Once angry and aggressive, he now poses a cool intellect and sage-like qualities that make him a fountain of knowledge and guidance.
Antestarr
Antestarr, long since a "tech guy" for the heroes of the NeS, overused one of his inventions not long ago, which led to his body's decay. On the brink of death, an old flame unexpectedly arrived and saved his life by turning him into, like her, a NeSferatu (a kind of vampire who prefer the blood of major characters making hard choices). While he now shares an unusual connection to Nyneve and a bond that can never be broken, he doesn't love her and is desperate to prove that to his new love interest Subaru. Antestarr has a solid, clear mind that is constantly at work to solve the problems before him. However he recently has developed a need for the "blood-ink" of characters, as well as melodrama and self-pity, due to his NeSferatu nature.
Subaru Yamamoto
Subaru Yamamoto has powers over chi that allow her to perform many unusual tasks, including running up walls, walking on water and hurling herself around. She can also heal, which she considers to be her secondary task - her first is to maim anything before her with a gigantic axe. Once she was always second-fiddle to her friends, but lately she has come to shine alone. She loves Antestarr but she feels, recently, a pang of betrayal as he was turned into a vampire by another woman. Subaru wants to trust and believe in Antestarr but it is difficult to accept the situation and understand what is happening.
Couchman
Couchman is a "Da Vinci" of the age, being a middleman in every available skill. A polymath of the NeS. He has an obsession with couches and was working as a lawyer until recently when he fell in love with Iriana Emp. During the Battle Over London he chased her down to confess his love for her and refused to allow Emperor Pi to steal her affections. In the end Couchman won this small victory and seeks to cement his love for Iriana on a romantic getaway.
Iriana Emp
Once the Princess of Atlantis - a title made possible by her mother - her status, along with the legend of Atlantis, was forcibly forgotten by Michael MacFarlane during the previous story arc. Iriana Emp is also the Queen of Armenia, made possible by her father, Highemperor (now Al Ciao), though she prefers to be called a princess. Never having visited Armenia, however, Princess Iriana seeks a marriage match and considered marrying Emperor Pi for his rank as Emperor of China. Refusing to become one of his many concubines, she instead turns her attention to courting Couchman for his skills and affections. She is posh, spoilt and believes everyone should do as she commands them to. She also has an addiction to tea.
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Jim Seven
Jim Seven (written often as Jim7) was once the ruler of Hell, however he was voted in as the new ruler of Heaven. As God he joined the Battle Over London when Serapharch, a powerful angel, tried to destroy a fallen angel named Seraphim - a member of Hero Force One. Since then Jim has mostly been establishing a new heavenly domain on Earth which was, disappointingly, established in Burundi. Team Losien have now stumbled into his domain. Godly Jim declared a Crusade against Justin Beiber and his dryads, which threatens to involve the heroes and distract them from their real quest.
Justin Beiber One major obstacle to Team Losien and their primary objective is Justin Beiber and his dryads. Formally Sarah Palin held this position, however Morris the Cat ate Sarah Palin before she could kill several heroes. However Morris had also consumed Justin Beiber and was unable to hold two such powerful evils within him. Evil G chose what he thought to be the lesser of two evils. Since being released Justin Beiber is now the new leader of the dryads, who are all infatuated with him. Godly Jim declared a Crusade against Justin Beiber and his dryads, which threatens to involve the heroes and distract them from their real quest.
Emperor Pi
The secret Emperor of China and father to Rachel Pi, Emperor Pi lives in the forbidden city of the sky - a palace floating upon the clouds over China, hidden from all. He has many concubines and has mystical kung fu powers that he claims comes from his tea-drinking habits. He has a calm, serene demeanour and loves his daughter, Rachel, very much.
Young & Chance
Young is the daughter of the NeS and the love of Evil G. They were married in an evil wedding and now have a son together named Chance. Young raises Chance back at the Haunted House of Heroes - where Chance has demonstrated some unusual qualities from time to time, mostly scaring ghosts and ghouls of the HHH.
Nyneve
Nyneve was the last of the NeSferatu until recently when she turned her old lover, Antestarr, into a NeSferatu too. NeSferatu long for the blood-ink of the Main Characters' line - which is especially strong in the Simon family. Her primary target is Gebohq and is currently hatching a plan against him.
Mr Nine
Mr Nine was once known as Acidspitter, a member of HFO. However he became the ruler of Hell after Mr Eight, Al Ciao, and has since waged a war against Heaven when they tried to destroy his former love - Seraphim of HFO. He engaged in the Battle Over London until a draw was settled upon and everyone went home.
Twin Suns & The Forgotten Army
Twin Suns, sometimes known as The Chosen One, is the leader of the Forgotten Army. The Army includes all of the forgotten characters of the NeS, including some high profile cases such as MaybeChild. They are constantly looking for new recruits and are considered a threat to the NeS by some, while others believe that they are heroes.
Arkng Thand
Once he was the guardian over both Amal and Apple, Thand has since lost both of them to the NeS Heroes. He is a former NeScholar and one of their greatest. He is mostly aloof, appearing only when he wishes and his motives are a complete mystery, even to his adoptive "children" who often follow his commands without query. Thand seems to have the NeS interests at heart but his actions are highly questionable and his schemes seem to stretch on and on. Many do not know if they should trust him or consider him to be their enemy. Thand has a particular rivalry with TLTE. Recently he has been revealed to be the President of the United States of America, running the government for some unknown agenda. He has a man named "Spin Doctor" working for him, who covers up unusual stories - including the death of Sarah Palin. He has also hatched a plot with Thrawn42689 as his instrument.
Thrawn42689
Thrawn is an android created by Doctor Dormouse alongside Ahnuld. More recently Thrawn has allied himself with Arkng Thand and plots to 'infect' various NPCs (Non-Player Characters) and RAMs (Random Audience Members) - indicated by various formations of his overly long serial number. He seems particularly keen to keep tabs on both Hero Teams.
Jim Seven (written often as Jim7) was once the ruler of Hell, however he was voted in as the new ruler of Heaven. As God he joined the Battle Over London when Serapharch, a powerful angel, tried to destroy a fallen angel named Seraphim - a member of Hero Force One. Since then Jim has mostly been establishing a new heavenly domain on Earth which was, disappointingly, established in Burundi. Team Losien have now stumbled into his domain. Godly Jim declared a Crusade against Justin Beiber and his dryads, which threatens to involve the heroes and distract them from their real quest.
Justin Beiber One major obstacle to Team Losien and their primary objective is Justin Beiber and his dryads. Formally Sarah Palin held this position, however Morris the Cat ate Sarah Palin before she could kill several heroes. However Morris had also consumed Justin Beiber and was unable to hold two such powerful evils within him. Evil G chose what he thought to be the lesser of two evils. Since being released Justin Beiber is now the new leader of the dryads, who are all infatuated with him. Godly Jim declared a Crusade against Justin Beiber and his dryads, which threatens to involve the heroes and distract them from their real quest.
Emperor Pi
The secret Emperor of China and father to Rachel Pi, Emperor Pi lives in the forbidden city of the sky - a palace floating upon the clouds over China, hidden from all. He has many concubines and has mystical kung fu powers that he claims comes from his tea-drinking habits. He has a calm, serene demeanour and loves his daughter, Rachel, very much.
Young & Chance
Young is the daughter of the NeS and the love of Evil G. They were married in an evil wedding and now have a son together named Chance. Young raises Chance back at the Haunted House of Heroes - where Chance has demonstrated some unusual qualities from time to time, mostly scaring ghosts and ghouls of the HHH.
Nyneve
Nyneve was the last of the NeSferatu until recently when she turned her old lover, Antestarr, into a NeSferatu too. NeSferatu long for the blood-ink of the Main Characters' line - which is especially strong in the Simon family. Her primary target is Gebohq and is currently hatching a plan against him.
Mr Nine
Mr Nine was once known as Acidspitter, a member of HFO. However he became the ruler of Hell after Mr Eight, Al Ciao, and has since waged a war against Heaven when they tried to destroy his former love - Seraphim of HFO. He engaged in the Battle Over London until a draw was settled upon and everyone went home.
Twin Suns & The Forgotten Army
Twin Suns, sometimes known as The Chosen One, is the leader of the Forgotten Army. The Army includes all of the forgotten characters of the NeS, including some high profile cases such as MaybeChild. They are constantly looking for new recruits and are considered a threat to the NeS by some, while others believe that they are heroes.
Arkng Thand
Once he was the guardian over both Amal and Apple, Thand has since lost both of them to the NeS Heroes. He is a former NeScholar and one of their greatest. He is mostly aloof, appearing only when he wishes and his motives are a complete mystery, even to his adoptive "children" who often follow his commands without query. Thand seems to have the NeS interests at heart but his actions are highly questionable and his schemes seem to stretch on and on. Many do not know if they should trust him or consider him to be their enemy. Thand has a particular rivalry with TLTE. Recently he has been revealed to be the President of the United States of America, running the government for some unknown agenda. He has a man named "Spin Doctor" working for him, who covers up unusual stories - including the death of Sarah Palin. He has also hatched a plot with Thrawn42689 as his instrument.
Thrawn42689
Thrawn is an android created by Doctor Dormouse alongside Ahnuld. More recently Thrawn has allied himself with Arkng Thand and plots to 'infect' various NPCs (Non-Player Characters) and RAMs (Random Audience Members) - indicated by various formations of his overly long serial number. He seems particularly keen to keep tabs on both Hero Teams.
And now, before continuing the Never-ending Story Thread Squared, a look at one of the crazy Writers of this crazy story...
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Britt the Writer : "I'm back!"
Gebohq the Writer: "Where the Hell have you been!?"
Britt the Writer: "I went to a hot spring!"
Unusually, Gebohq the Writer ceases his accusatory tirade and looks enquiringly at Britt the Writer.
Gebohq the Writer: "Wow. What was it like?"
Britt the Writer: "Awesome. You have no idea..."
Gebohq the Writer: "Where was it?"
Britt the Writer writes down the address for Gebohq the Writer and hands it over.
Britt the Writer: "It was actually quite late when I we-- Geb?"
Britt the Writer looks around the office to see Gebohq the Writer had disappeared.
Britt the Writer: "Wanker! I bet you didn't even post, did you!?"
Britt the Writer checks.
Britt the Writer: [/B]:nonono:
