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Anything games
2017-10-18, 6:06 PM #1
I didn't a general ****posting thread about video games, so let's have one. Anything and everything about any game ever. Here's a few topics to get discussions going:

Activision has patented ****ty matchmaking, engineered to make them more money. Will this shape the next CoD or is this just patent trolling entering the games industry? You decide! But the answer is yes.

Someone from Congress recently tried to edit the MGS3 Wikipedia. La li lu le lo confirmed? Or just a fan of the series happens to have a job? You decide! But the answer is la li lu le lo confirmed.

EA recently closed the developer working on the next Star Wars game. Damn! There may never be another good one. Will EA make a good Star Wars game? You decide! But the answer is no, they won't.
2017-10-18, 10:17 PM #2
Originally posted by Reid:
I didn't a general ****posting thread about video games, so let's have one.


Looks like you didn't far enough! https://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?67798-Anything-Games
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2017-10-18, 10:33 PM #3
I also posted a AAA Trainwreck thread, more specifically about this kind of content.
2017-10-19, 12:25 AM #4
I don't think you guys appreciate the subtle art of the ****post. Not reading other people's posts is key.

This thread's different from those other threads about games, because in this thread about games, we'll be ****posting. It's a ****posting thread. A general ****posting thread, actually.
former entrepreneur
2017-10-19, 1:15 AM #5
Originally posted by Nikumubeki:
Looks like you didn't far enough! https://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?67798-Anything-Games


The ****. I ctrl+f'd the front page, checked the second and used the search and didnt see it.
2017-10-19, 1:19 AM #6
Yeah, it was on page 3 or 4 or something.

Incidentally, this was the first time in ages when I selected "Show threads from the beginning" (from the bottom of the page) and on the first page alone, all threads had been posted/replied to within the past month.

In other words, whose idea was it to get rid of Koobie, huh?
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2017-10-19, 1:23 AM #7
Koobie is still here
we are one

have a nice day !!
p.s. i am an alien
former entrepreneur
2017-10-19, 1:34 AM #8
I'M OVER 4000!!!
2017-10-19, 1:48 AM #9
> Nikumubeki/4 > 2*Eversor
2017-10-19, 1:53 AM #10
Originally posted by Nikumubeki:
Yeah, it was on page 3 or 4 or something.

Incidentally, this was the first time in ages when I selected "Show threads from the beginning" (from the bottom of the page) and on the first page alone, all threads had been posted/replied to within the past month.

In other words, whose idea was it to get rid of Koobie, huh?


We are all Koobie on this blessed day :)
2017-10-19, 1:57 AM #11
I'm Brian Lozier.
2017-10-19, 1:59 AM #12
Originally posted by Koobie:
p.s. i am an alien


Where's the birth certificate?
2017-10-19, 4:21 AM #13
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
Where's the birth certificate?
former entrepreneur
2017-10-19, 4:22 AM #14
JONES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
former entrepreneur
2017-10-19, 5:46 AM #15
Leave Jones alone. HE'S A HUMAN BEING

2017-10-19, 5:50 AM #16
What is FGR to think of me! Doing things he hates and probably loves in the same thread.

One thing's for sure: I hate myself for watching that trash just because by posting that blue head he piqued my curiosity.
2017-10-19, 6:51 AM #17
We are all Cody Coker.

One love! <3
2017-10-19, 8:46 AM #18
At least it wasn't the mgs 2 page then it would confirm all the funky stuff in that game.

Also :justpost:
I had a blog. It sucked.
2017-10-19, 11:50 AM #19
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
At least it wasn't the mgs 2 page then it would confirm all the funky stuff in that game.

Also :justpost:


Also funfact about MGS2: Kojima wrote Rose expressly based on real women, i.e. she's basically the only female character who isn't totally based in fantasy. She also works very hard to help Raiden to open up, to see through the lies of the patriots and realize his "mission" was bull**** and to live a better life. Which goes with the meta-narrative that MGS is just roleplay fantasy, and games shouldn't be used for escapism.

And players hated, and still hate, Rose, for feeling she doesn't fit into the plot, and for her nagging Raiden, and so forth. In other words, a huge reason many players hated MGS2 is there was someone akin to a real woman in it. And she plays a pivotal role in the plot, in a good way. If you have time to waste and are an MGS nerd then I'd recommend watching this:

2017-10-19, 2:13 PM #20
OMG most annoying video ever. 30 minutes of that??????
2017-10-19, 2:17 PM #21
*shrug* I liked it.
2017-10-19, 6:00 PM #22
[https://i.redd.it/c1hnqgj4yusz.jpg]

Amazing! Bottled cancer!
2017-10-19, 6:45 PM #23
*canned
2017-10-19, 7:10 PM #24
alcoholism
2017-10-20, 6:58 AM #25
Always Sunny did canned wine better.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2017-10-20, 7:00 AM #26
TBH I would buy a parody "MANCAN" called "Toxic Masculinity" with a tagline "Pick Your Poison" and tons of gaudy biohazard symbols on the label.
2017-10-20, 7:40 AM #27
Originally posted by saberopus:
TBH I would buy a parody "MANCAN" called "Toxic Masculinity" with a tagline "Pick Your Poison" and tons of gaudy biohazard symbols on the label.


Massassi should pivot to making this.
former entrepreneur
2017-10-20, 9:11 AM #28
If someone makes the labels I will find a recipe for my next batch of wine and get college students to drink it.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2017-10-20, 9:22 AM #29
Alright, I'm on it.

This is a great videogame.
2017-10-20, 10:42 AM #30
So what flavors are we thinking? Apple is the easiest but one of my friends at school will die if she eats it, but maybe that is a perfect metaphor for my toxic masculinity is that the reason no women touch my cock is that it will kill them because of it's majesty?

But I can buy grapejuice too. Or I could make that Killju **** that FGR probably drinks with just sugar and turbo yeast.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2017-10-20, 11:31 AM #31
How about merlot?

former entrepreneur
2017-10-20, 12:03 PM #32
I'm not making any ****ing merlot!
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2017-10-20, 2:22 PM #33
It's going to need to be green-(ish).
2017-10-20, 3:16 PM #34
If it was doable, old four loko except with wine would have been the perfect drink
2017-10-20, 9:07 PM #35
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
It's going to need to be green-(ish).


Hmm gonna have to figure out how those people who pretend to be irish once a year do that, because I made a cucumber mead once and it is really green during initial fermentation but that seems to bleach allthe color out of it. That said, I have a plum mead going right now that is sitll a jewel tone reddish color that is amazing.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2017-10-25, 9:36 PM #36
The best wine I've ever had came out of a tap at a Chuck E Cheese's restaurant in Anchorage in the mid nineties. And by 'best', I mean if somebody created a word that meant the absolute opposite of best, it would be that word.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2017-11-13, 1:58 AM #37
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/?context=3

135,000 people downvoted. Think EA will do anything about it? lol.
2017-11-13, 2:46 AM #38
Originally posted by Jon`C:
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/?context=3

135,000 people downvoted. Think EA will do anything about it? lol.


I don't think I've ever seen that many downvotes on Reddit.
2017-11-13, 4:14 AM #39
Up to 194k and counting.
2017-11-13, 6:49 AM #40
-281k
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