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2008-01-24, 9:43 PM #5401

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

But it's not an Italian mustache.

Pissed Off?

2008-01-24, 10:00 PM #5402

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Originally posted by Freelancer:

what the hell? so you want every man to be some kind of sissy metrosexual? Real men have hairy chests. Get used to it.

I can't grow hair on my chest.

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2008-01-24, 10:17 PM #5403

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

Originally posted by JediGandalf:

I can't grow hair on my chest.

If you want, I will sell you some of mine.

Then you can glue stick it on. No one will know the difference (if you keep your shirt on.)

My blawgh.

2008-01-24, 10:31 PM #5404

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Hey, lets all chip in so we can make a pube toupee for JG's chest a la Jackass 2!

Pissed Off?

2008-01-24, 10:42 PM #5405

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by Freelancer:

what the hell? so you want every man to be some kind of sissy metrosexual? Real men have hairy chests. Get used to it.

Not so. Real men have done so much manual labor that the hair on their chests has been ripped out repeatedly by virtue of not wearing a shirt, wearing something that rips the hair out, or flannel.

Also, real men pluck their eyebrows. Because real men make love to beautiful women. And beautiful women make love to beautiful men.

But only beautiful men who can kill you by flexing their hairless pecs.

You fail.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-01-24, 10:51 PM #5406

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

real men give bigfoot a run for his money

o.0

2008-01-24, 10:56 PM #5407

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by Greenboy:

real men give bigfoot a run for his money

You know, the reason there is only one bigfoot is because he was too hairy to pick up on the fine ladyfeet.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-01-24, 10:56 PM #5408

LordVirus

Are you my mommy?

Posts: 554

Originally posted by Greenboy:

real men give bigfoot a run for his money

In that case, my cousin is the manliest man that ever manned.

"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!

2008-01-24, 11:42 PM #5409

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Originally posted by Spook:

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2008-01-25, 12:08 AM #5410

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by sugarless5:

thanks.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-01-25, 12:12 AM #5411

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

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Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-01-25, 3:17 AM #5412

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

I get the feeling that FGR just waits on the sidelines for the perfect moment to post the burgerpic.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-01-25, 5:32 AM #5413

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Greenboy:

real men give bigfoot a run for his money

They steal his wallet?

:psyduck:

nope.

2008-01-25, 12:37 PM #5414

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

May I present to you;

How to be a real man.

see also

And so that this qualifies for the thread...
http://a231.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_34e96095fa1700aa0bec0b0f81aee966.jpg

I don't think I posted that one yet...

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-01-25, 12:40 PM #5415

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Real men sell paper towels.

:master::master::master:

2008-01-25, 12:43 PM #5416

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Universal health care is for communist wimps!

Real men have penile cancer!

[People can GIS that pic themselves]

HOW TOUGH AND COOL AND KOOL AND TUFF

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-01-25, 12:45 PM #5417

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Universal health care is for communist wimps!

Real men have penile cancer!

HOW TOUGH AND COOL AND KOOL AND TUFF

Yeah and I bet they got that cancer from overuse because they coudln't keep the women off of them because they removed excess body hair.

TRUTH.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-01-25, 1:36 PM #5418

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Originally posted by Avenger:

Hey, lets all chip in so we can make a pube toupee for JG's chest a la Jackass 2!

I'd contribute if the hair went onto his head.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-01-25, 6:48 PM #5419

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Originally posted by Krokodile:

I'd contribute if the hair went onto his head.

...*****

2008-01-26, 12:15 PM #5420

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I got new glasses. Look at me pretending I'm smart!

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2008-01-26, 3:28 PM #5421

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Should have sprung for the polycarbonate.

I'm going to try and do LASIK with my tax return.

2008-01-26, 4:55 PM #5422

djwguitarman

Registered User

Posts: 2,186

how much does lasik cost nowadays?

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

2008-01-26, 4:57 PM #5423

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

30 day contacts are awesome.

I just acidently wore them for about 40 days cause i forgot

:awesome:

o.0

2008-01-26, 5:07 PM #5424

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

Posts: 2,137

I wear dailies for months. Saves me hundreds.

2008-01-26, 5:22 PM #5425

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

I dont wear glasses or contacts! Saves me even more!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-01-26, 5:24 PM #5426

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by djwguitarman:

how much does lasik cost nowadays?

$1000-2000 per eye.

I get a special discount because I work for UPS, and better financing when I pay more than $400 up front.

2008-01-26, 5:31 PM #5427

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

I've thought about Lasik, but I'm going to let the technology progress even further..I can deal with contacts for the time being.

woot!

2008-01-26, 5:36 PM #5428

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by JLee:

I've thought about Lasik, but I'm going to let the technology progress even further..I can deal with contacts for the time being.

I was holding out for robot eyes too...

But, my eyesight is probably alot worse than yours.

2008-01-26, 5:39 PM #5429

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Rob:

I was holding out for robot eyes too...

But, my eyesight is probably alot worse than yours.

20/400 uncorrected.

woot!

2008-01-26, 5:53 PM #5430

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

I don't remember what mine is.

But I can't read street signs until I'm literally within about 2 or 3 feet.

I can't read a license plate of a car stopped at a traffic light in front of my mother's Toyota Matrix.

2008-01-26, 5:56 PM #5431

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Rob:

Neither can I. It's pretty bad...fortunately, I'm alright with either glasses or contacts - 20/15 or 20/20, depending on the day.

woot!

2008-01-26, 6:25 PM #5432

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

My actual perscription causes migraines, so I have to step it down alot.

Still can't see that well with them on. :/

Myopia blows.

2008-01-26, 6:25 PM #5433

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Rob:

My actual perscription causes migraines, so I have to step it down alot.

Still can't see that well with them on. :/

Myopia blows.

Yep...I know...

woot!

2008-01-26, 8:23 PM #5434

BombayZeus

NDNmojo.

Posts: 1,203

This turned into a chat session real fast.

2008-01-26, 8:26 PM #5435

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by BombayZeus:

This turned into a chat session real fast.

Then post a picture and end it! :psyduck:

woot!

2008-01-26, 10:21 PM #5436

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

i hate you people for only allowing one real picture on this page

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-01-26, 10:54 PM #5437

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

GEB HAS TIVO.

My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!

2008-01-27, 10:39 PM #5438

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

sorry guys, just had a formal event which means I'm going to be a cam ho. Again. As usual

Same dress, different occasion.

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Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2008-01-27, 10:44 PM #5439

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

That's a "Are you seriously humping my leg?" look if I've ever seen one.

Pissed Off?

2008-01-27, 10:45 PM #5440

JediNeo

Not Important Enough For A Title

Posts: 1,044

Originally posted by sugarless5:

sorry guys, just had a formal event which means I'm going to be a cam ho. Again. As usual

I'm pretty sure you don't have to apologize :downs:

"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"