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2006-05-09, 8:19 AM #921

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

That'll teach you to make out with a dog. :p

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-09, 8:21 AM #922

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Eww, Rob's on his period.

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2006-05-09, 8:22 AM #923

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

I was laying on the floor next to him petting him. And he decided he didn't want to be pet.

This is the same dog that fell off the porch steps, turned around, and attacked them. He attacks the MAIL not the mail man. Sometimes when I open the door he runs out and grabs mail out of the mail man's hand and rips it up.

He attacked the curtains one time because he couldn't get his head between them.

2006-05-09, 8:41 AM #924

Recusant

Prefered by 80% of Doctors

Posts: 1,480

Originally posted by Rob:

I was laying on the floor next to him petting him. And he decided he didn't want to be pet.

....if ever there was a dog that was a candidate for a drop kick.

Ouch with the lip stitches, mate. Some drunken pikey assaulted me last year and his sovereign ring split my lip wide open, needing about 8 stitches. The local anaesthetic they used wore off towards the end so it felt like someone was piercing my lip. Slowly.

2006-05-09, 1:50 PM #925

Daeron the Nerfherder

"Down, boy!"

Posts: 1,275

I used to be blonde : gbk :

Anyhow, following Genki's mark, 'tis shirtless o'clock! Ski trip. Spring 2005, pre-haircut. Just getting up from a drunk post-sauna bare-backed snow-angel attempt.

Spotted in Ye Olde Towne of Luxembourg, New Year's 2006.

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If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.

2006-05-09, 2:01 PM #926

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

man, what the hell? what THE hell?...

use the T-O-I-L-E-T that's what they're made for..

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Pie.

2006-05-09, 2:11 PM #927

Daeron the Nerfherder

"Down, boy!"

Posts: 1,275

Hey man, even with a few beers in me I still don't pee or crap in the sauna or shower :p

The cool thing is that you actually leave a vapour trail and steam when you run from +80 celsius to -20. Actually that even works in the summer when you run to the lake. But, during the winter if you pile some snow on yourself and get back in, the cold steam runs like a veil down your face and body to the sauna floor.

If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.

2006-05-09, 6:13 PM #928

Recusant

Prefered by 80% of Doctors

Posts: 1,480

More than a little bit bored...
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Recusant/DSCN0430.jpg]

(figuring out the complexities of digital cameras and spoons)

2006-05-09, 6:46 PM #929

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

The reason for these pics: because I'm retarded and wish to scar you all with my freakishly thin arms. With my craptastic webcamera, I took a picture that shows my left arm at its thinnest (scary) and a picture that shows my left arm at it's uh, non-thinnest (which might actually pass as normal).

I'm working on it, really. It may scare you to know that it probably looked thinner about 3 months ago.

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2006-05-09, 6:47 PM #930

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

O_o

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-05-09, 6:48 PM #931

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

2006-05-09, 6:52 PM #932

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Oh, I love my gPod so...

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I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-05-09, 7:57 PM #933

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

...end of thread (just kidding)

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2006-05-09, 8:07 PM #934

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

You're too young to be giving blowjobs, zloc. Organic or not. :p

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-09, 8:12 PM #935

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

But I didn't actually have it IN my mouth!

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-05-09, 8:22 PM #936

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

You are licking the shaft.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-09, 9:05 PM #937

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

Oh man oh man, I hope the FBI doesn't shut us down now.

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2006-05-10, 5:05 AM #938

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

lawl, for Gebohq :em321:

Edit: Omg, my elbow is showing!

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"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-05-10, 1:21 PM #939

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by JediGandalf:

I wouldn't look good with facial hair. I thought about goatee, but after a couple of days of non-shaving, it didn't look good.

O RLY??

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Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-10, 1:48 PM #940

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Aw hellz yeah.

>.>

<.<

Yeah, I'm dead, and Massassi's going down as well with this image.

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I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-05-10, 4:32 PM #941

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

ok what the hell is a gPod?

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-10, 4:34 PM #942

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

On Thursday I posted a thread titled "gPod ".

Read up, buddy.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-05-10, 4:50 PM #943

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Thats just sick

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-10, 5:09 PM #944

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Jeppers did it, Kirby did it, that I love Haley ytmnd did it.

I couldn't help it, but I'm done with the sick gPod pictures after this for a while.

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I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-05-10, 5:12 PM #945

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i had....sex....wish/with....something?

You suck at writing!

Go through pubart. then learn to write.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-10, 5:13 PM #946

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

I write in cursive usually, and rare is the time I have to write for someone else to understand my writing. It's mostly notes.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-05-10, 6:22 PM #947

BoricuaDelight

wannabe cam..girl..

Posts: 1,919

lol it says I had sex with gpod

2006-05-10, 6:43 PM #948

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I had sex with Zloc's pods.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-11, 3:56 AM #949

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Go through pubart. then learn to write.

...pubart?

Who sucks at writing again?

:p

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2006-05-11, 6:11 AM #950

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

that was on purpose, cross dressing indian!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-13, 1:10 AM #951

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Umm... yeah...

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2006-05-13, 1:15 AM #952

BoricuaDelight

wannabe cam..girl..

Posts: 1,919

sexxxayyy lol ^^^^^ :p

2006-05-13, 2:08 AM #953

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

i can see your em...

wonder why that scares me... : )

Pie.

2006-05-13, 3:18 AM #954

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

you musy be a right heffer, Silc

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-13, 9:10 AM #955

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Haha, yeah... the combination of wearing the padded size 7 (children's) Darth Vader costume, and me still wearing my clothes underneath isn't exactly flattering.

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2006-05-13, 9:18 AM #956

Recusant

Prefered by 80% of Doctors

Posts: 1,480

Haha, I love how the beanie has to make an appearance somewhere in the picture! :p

2006-05-14, 1:55 AM #957

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

POST CLEANSED

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2006-05-14, 3:27 AM #958

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Time for me to grace my completely non-photogenic visage upon the likes of Massassi.

[http://mkeen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/killitwithfire.jpg]

I was tired. With a headache. And an unshaven beard. And me trying to look better than I am. And looking blue, for some inexplicable reason.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2006-05-14, 4:20 AM #959

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

/me likes your hair

electricity ftw.

Pie.

2006-05-14, 3:39 PM #960

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Cue Queen's "Best Friend" song.

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I had a blog. It sucked.