Greenboy, my boat could beat up your boat.


(note, I came here fully planning to post this picture cause I thought you all might enjoy it, without knowing that Greenboy had just posted pictures of himself in a boat. So in reality I'm not trying to upstage him. Promise.)

Oh, and Scott, you're growing long hair again? Let's not get too crazy now.

I'm not growing it like I did before. The plan is the back to be short (more or less like it is now) and the front to grow out (somewhat like it was last time it was long). I'm doing this for myself, because I can, until I feel like changing it again. Read: I'll go crazy all I want, thanks.

lol fair enough.

(and I wasn't trying to imply it looks bad now. though I think I still preferred the short.. but then what the hell does my opinion matter anyway?)

To be fair, I don't think your boat could beat up his boat, since his boat is actually floating.

Am I mistaken or do I see Scrubs on that DVD shelf back there?

Well my boat *is* floating now... but we don't technically have to be to launch a few SM-2's his way.

And Lib, yeah we own all the seasons of scrubs except the most recent, retarded one.

Yeah I was about to say something to this effect. Not to mention Sarn's boat has a lot of friendly boats that are floating, and can pretty much blow up anything in the world at any given time.

if there's anything more manly than sailing a boat whilst sporting a full beard, i don't wanna know about it.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

How about sailing with a full beard and a woman with rum in the cabin?

Ah yes, but I'm willing to be the douchebag ratio is probably higher on the Navy boat.

This is all based on anecdotal evidence though...

using only his beard

Whoever drew that captured your likeness really well, mb.

That color is very slimming on you.

Psh, Skinny jeans!

I've only ever had one complaint about them and that wasn't a bad one to get: "It's too difficult to get you out of them quickly."

They also look retarded. I'll give you that you're not a chubby/fat person squeezing into them.

Ni, you have a very unique face, and in a very good way.

I'm not being gay since - contrary to what some of Massassi will say - I'm not, but I've thought this about your face for a very long time (probably ever since your first pics around here, in fact), so I figure I might as well type it out this once.

I own exactly one pair of skinny jeans. They are... Interesting.

I still don't quite get the appeal some women/girls have for guys in 'skinny jeans' (which means more simply to me 'girls pants'). I've asked a couple. The popular opinion among them is just how low they come up. That still makes no sense to me since guys have lowrider pants/jeans/slacks anyway.

The most baffling thing stems from the big difference in how girl's pants & guy's pants are tailored. Mainly, the inseam. Woman's inseams are typically longer and come up higher than a male's since men's clothing allows some room for anatomy. Girl's jeans = less room... So, guys who can & do wear girls pants obviously do not need the room. Basicly how I read it, chicks who dig guys in girls pants apparently like guys with small, uh... packages.

Also, Ni, that was not a diatribe against you or even any guy that wears tight clothing. Don't take it as a personal attack or that I said you have small junk. I'm just dumbfounded sometimes by people when what they want & what they actually go for don't quite logically line up.

OFFICIAL NOTICE: All males who own one or more pair(s) of skinny jeans is required to turn in their man card to a member of the Massassi Brute Squad immediately, attempting to maintain possession of a man card while owning skinny jeans will result in a severe beating with a Funnoodle® and a 3 month sentence cleaning mb's folds.

Thanks, I guess. Dunno if "unique" is really a compliment though





Well that depends whether you get skinny jeans designed for guys or girls. Guys ones have more room at the crotch and bigger pockets

As for turning in my man card. I have dyed, straightened hair. I think that ship has sailed

I can tell you from experience though, girls do like guys in skinny jeans....

You know, there's also a difference between skinny jeans and just plain tight jeans. For instance, Ni wears skinny jeans. I wear tight jeans. The difference is exceptionally hard to explain especially since I don't have any pics of me that show from the waist down for some damned reason.

What Antony said.

so wait... i use my grandfathers 1940's safety razor, smoke Black Cavendish from a hand crafted pipe, and enjoy single malt scotch...neat, and still its "hurumph! skinny pants means no man card!!!"???

Hah, scotch! A girly drink. I clone dinosaurs so I can drink their spinal fluid. I'm way manlier than you!

Yes.

this conversation is stupid as helk

yes... skinny jeans could even make Chuck Norris turn in his man card

Chuck Norris is so manly that when he wears skinny jeans they lose their taper and are turned into normal jeans.

That depends... What do you use to prep the skin for a shave? Gel, balm, foam, or a good ol mole hair brush & lather? Post shave you use any products, such as aftershave?

"Hand crafted" could mean a bunch of things. What kind of pipe is it? Clay, wood, meerschaum, calabash, corncob, or (shiver in disgust) metal or glass?

What kind of black cavendish? Do you smoke Captain Black or go for something with a little more premium?

Finally, the scotch. Straight, on the rocks, splash of water, mixed, what?

None of those things guarantee you a man card. Especially if you do something else to deminish the manliness value of said objects. Like if you use a mid-century safty razor yet you use a preshave lotion & moisterizing shave balm after the shave. Kind of takes away all that man value. Don't even get me started on the scotch or pipe smoking either. There are just too many things to point out with those.

Basically skinny "cut" vs. straight-leg "cut". I believe there are slim versions of the straight-leg cut - either way, skinny jean wearers are the worst. They're either annoying indie-hipster types or fatties with their asses hanging out, legs looking like over-stuffed bratwursts.

Aren't you the same people that were telling Couchman to stop *****ing about Plugs because they're different?

I like boot cut jeans. Mostly because straight leg jeans male my calves look huge.

listen guys if you talk about the relative manliness of these things and the existence of a 'man card' you're ****ing gay

i'm being facetious, but the point is, wouldn't 'TRUE MENZ' also not deign to quibble about such meaninglessness

Yeah. Let's just get a ruler out.

I don't see what's so great about being ridiculously manly anyway. I don't mind being a bit girly or being called a girl

I wear boot cut slim jeans because they show off my tremendous package and flawless ass.

Thats a sweet jacket & shoes btwz