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2011-04-17, 1:58 PM #10041

Gebohq

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Posts: 8,352

I have a friend who seems to be able to take what I think are awesome photos of myself without even trying. Look, I'm pretending to be in deep thought!

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2011-04-17, 2:42 PM #10042

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Phone cameras are terrible... but I don't have any decent recent pictures

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2011-04-17, 2:47 PM #10043

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

I could have sworn you were a guy.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2011-04-17, 2:49 PM #10044

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

I am lol. Bad photo.. and I have kinda girly hair

Let me take a better one XD

2011-04-17, 3:10 PM #10045

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

Originally posted by Ni:

I am lol. Bad photo.. and I have kinda girly hair

Let me take a better one XD

Girly hair doesn't explain away the phantom boobs in that picture.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2011-04-17, 3:23 PM #10046

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Hah. Didn't notice that... odd. Guess it's the way my shirt is creased up. Anyway, here's a couple more. I tried to take one the other day before going out.... couldn't get a decent one and here's another one I took just now. Haven't done anything with my hair today...

I probably still look like a girl but whatever

In conclusion: I can't take pictures of myself without pulling a stupid face. :p

2011-04-17, 3:29 PM #10047

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

Originally posted by Ni:

I probably still look like a girl but whatever

In conclusion: I can't take pictures of myself without pulling a stupid face. :p

My first thought was Steven Tyler actually.

But given the flanging along either side of your mandibular protrusion, and the thickening of the cranial bossing along your orbitals [both mostly noticeable in the third picture], I'd still read you as male.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2011-04-17, 3:33 PM #10048

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

I have no idea what you just said but I'll take it as a compliment, I think.

2011-04-17, 3:37 PM #10049

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

Originally posted by Ni:

I have no idea what you just said but I'll take it as a compliment, I think.

Heh. *takes her nerd-hat off*

If you feel the sides of your chin, you should feel some sort of flanges or ridges which stick out from the main width of the protrusion. Also if you look at your forehead in the third picture, note how your forehead sweeps out and thickens [both to the sides and forwards I would imagine] at your browline. Those are both fairly distinct cranial masculinization markers from the way the male skull reinforces itself during puberty.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2011-04-17, 4:39 PM #10050

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Ni, put on some shades and you can be the lead singer of the Strokes

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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2011-04-17, 5:28 PM #10051

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Or don't because they suck.

nope.

2011-04-17, 9:47 PM #10052

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

You need to kick that heroin.

:master::master::master:

2011-04-18, 1:28 AM #10053

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

But that's my favourite

haha, I'm just naturally that skinny. On the plus side, I can really pull off super-skinny jeans

2011-04-18, 6:28 AM #10054

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

is that really a plus side

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2011-04-18, 6:43 AM #10055

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Originally posted by Ni:

But that's my favourite

haha, I'm just naturally that skinny. On the plus side, I can really pull off super-skinny jeans

No. No you can't.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2011-04-18, 7:05 AM #10056

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Super skinny jeans should only be worn by the female species

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2011-04-18, 7:11 AM #10057

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

super skinny jeans rock provided they are not ridiculously tight.

2011-04-18, 7:12 AM #10058

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Good thing we're having THIS discussion!

2011-04-18, 7:20 AM #10059

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Fiver says Ni is from the south of England.

nope.

2011-04-18, 7:35 AM #10060

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Sort of, but slightly more midlands, actually

Milton Keynes to be precise.

2011-04-18, 7:36 AM #10061

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

You have no idea how hard it is to find non-skinny jeans in London

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2011-04-18, 7:40 AM #10062

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Skinny jeans shouldn't even be worn by women.

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2011-04-18, 9:09 AM #10063

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

Skinny jeans shouldn't even be worn by women.

That sir is slander.

though i do prefer a nice summer dress myself on a few ladies

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DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2011-04-18, 9:19 AM #10064

Liberius Vir

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Originally posted by genk:

That sir is slander.

though i do prefer a nice summer dress myself on a few ladies

+1 rep point for genk.

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2011-04-18, 9:30 AM #10065

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

Originally posted by genk:

That sir is slander.

though i do prefer a nice summer dress myself on a few ladies

I just had a mental image of a few ladies all clinging together under one summer dress. I'll be in my bunk.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2011-04-18, 9:51 AM #10066

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Thank you for that.

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2011-04-18, 9:52 AM #10067

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

it's driving me crazy right now to be dating a gal that doesn't like dresses. I know right!?

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2011-04-18, 12:24 PM #10068

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

Skinny jeans shouldn't even be worn by women.

ive actually bypassed skinny jeans altogether and gone straight to spandex with lightning bolt patterns... DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL!!!

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2011-04-18, 1:12 PM #10069

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Originally posted by genk:

it's driving me crazy right now to be dating a gal that doesn't like dresses. I know right!?

I knew this girl in HS that only wore dresses, you'd love her

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2011-04-18, 1:28 PM #10070

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

Originally posted by Ni:

But that's my favourite

haha, I'm just naturally that skinny.

yeah thats what all addicts say :colbert:

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2011-04-19, 12:12 PM #10071

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Ouch. I hope that was a joke.

I did manage to get a better shot though....

2011-04-19, 1:16 PM #10072

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

i think i may have missed his mouth a little.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2011-04-19, 2:55 PM #10073

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Why does he look Asian

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2011-04-19, 2:58 PM #10074

Gebohq

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Posts: 8,352

How does anyone on this page look Asian?

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2011-04-19, 4:14 PM #10075

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

If he was an Asian baby, you would hardly be able to see the eyeballs.

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2011-04-19, 4:27 PM #10076

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

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2011-04-19, 5:01 PM #10077

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

Greenboy, I'm pretty sure you just became the badass of the entire thread. Or at least this page of it. Nice boat!

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2011-04-19, 6:12 PM #10078

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

How the hell do you have a boat that big?

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2011-04-19, 6:17 PM #10079

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

He fashioned it out of a log.

nope.

2011-04-19, 7:18 PM #10080

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by Antony:

How the hell do you have a boat that big?

He doesn't, he worked for the captain of the boat recently, unless I'm mistaken.