I'm glad I misread the URL of that site when I thought it was spelled with only one 'p' instead of two. That said I coulda just followed the rule of two

I assumed someone that attractive had to be at least 6'2"

New tradition: Every time the capillaries in my eyes go mad, insane - WENDELL! - i'll take a picture.

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(Wish I had a picture of the 2004 instance, which was more akin to the pictures on the Wikipedia page, except for only 50% of the eye)

For every post I make in the trump thread I will make two posts here

It's Amy Mario.

I'll have a large one with anchovies, no onions.

Check out my awesom webcam!

I think I'd look pretty good with blue eye(s)

This is my favorite shirt

Harley Quinn, Master Chief, Wookie06, Mr. Fox E. (Circa 2017)

“Now those are names I’ve not heard in a long time”

since the ship is eventually going down...

figured i might as well post my "hard mode" selfie

camera from the late 60s, manually focused using a ruler and guessing where my face would be, a fully mechanical self timer that may or may not have been serviced since the camera was assembled in the late 60s, and film that would have been made in the back half of the 90s and stored in a bulk loader under unknown conditions for probably 20+ years

also **** lighting conditions and metered using a phone app

I like it - though I was quasi-expecting you to have been https://www.instagram.com/jimseven/ all along