What's wrong with being bald

I like at least a hint of pubis down there, something to remind me that I'm going down on a grown woman and not a child.

****ed up

I see dflt.mat

So I've delved into camho mode and would like some suggestions on which should be my new facebook photo.

The relatively normal one with a smirk:


Another relatively normal one, came out a bit Yao Ming-ish:


A shot with a Slinky, going with surprise:


Another shot with a Slinky, this time comically-ponderous:


And the old "dice for eyes" go:

flip a coin on the slinky shots

There needs to be an angry-face with the slinky, for slinkys create no emotion other than anger.

or take a twisted, bent, and tangled slinky and go with the "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" face

Well, it's not really angry in the rage-sense, but I did take a default photo too which could potentially be taken as such. Really, though, I just look bored, which is why I didn't initially include it:

Wait until you get a new haircut and look less like a page boy.

You have a very unusual hairstyle, Geb...I don't think there's anything wrong with that, anyone can wear their hair whichever way they like, but yours is quite unlike what I'm used to seeing!

Personally, if that were me and my preferences, I would have it heavily trimmed around the ears, the temples and the front...right now it seems to me like it needs to be a lot longer (I'm talking at least shoulder-length) for it to look more suitable, unless you were to have it trimmed like I described, which would then make it a wholly different story.

But then how will His Royal Majesty be able to identify my station, good sir?
Krok, you should refrain from trying to be diplomatic.

He's just Finnish.

I'd say the one with dice eyes

Okay, I'll try to be more direct: your stylistic choices as far as your current hairstyle, as depicted in those photos, disagree with my personal preferences on what I would do with your hair, if given the choice (which I'm not, because it's yours instead of mine). At the same time, however, I honestly have no issue with whatever way anyone chooses to wear their hair, so I'm not telling you to change anything, and I'm also not claiming my preferences to be better than yours.

Gebohq.......... your features are attractive, but you're really bringing yourself down with that gross bowl cut and chin thing. If I were you, I'd cut my hair short, lose the facial hair, and get contacts.

Oh, also, use pic 2. It gives off a friendly vibe and seems more genuinely you. Pic 1 makes you look a little like an arrogant nerd, pics 3-5 just make you look sad and lonely.

oooo ooo ooo do me next do me next

For once I agree with everything you have said.

Yeah I'm actually going to agree with Ragna too.

And I'm going to agree with Baconfish.

Hm, gotta say, I'm with Koobie on this one

Turn em' into cornrows Geb! At least on the sides. Then spike the top using eggwhites. You'll look like a friggin BMF!

Sometimes I feel being attractive would be a curse, it would be hard to know for sure if someone really was with you because they liked who you really are and not your physical appearance, god I pity you good looking people

It really is tough. Fortunately I'm usually only with women for their appearance so it works out in the end.

Roger Spruce sounds like a porn name

I bet I'm one of the ugliest massassians

Geb, if you're not gonna get a hair cut, go with the side part. Sure it shows off the male pattern baldness, but the combed over the face doesn't do anything to hide it, but makes it look like you're trying to anyway. It just makes you look self conscious about it. That said, get a hair cut! Why are you so obsessed with having long hair?! You looked great when it was short.

As to the chin hair, I would recommend growing it out in a different style. What you have now just looks a little strange perching on the bottom of your chin like that.. I recommend the Colin Farrell or the Robert Downy Jr.

It would seem my request for which photo to select for facebook turned into something else altogether. Yeesh.

About my hairstyle, yes, it could look better. It's also in a transition phase into a style I'm trying out, so I have to bear with transitional hair. I dabble in different styles because I can. I'm also overdue for a haircut, as the sides of my head grow hair significantly faster and fuller than the top. Will I go back to a more traditional short hairstyle afterwards? Probably. Will I dye my hair ice blue and shave the left side of my head instead? Maybe. Depends on if I think I'll like how it looks. Key word: I.

About my facial hair, again, I wanted to give that particular style a try. I've since shaved it, though I may well go for it again later. For Sarn in particular, I can assure you that those styles are not possible for me, as I can't grow facial hair like such.

About contacts (since someone brought it up), I do own contact lenses. However, they are the "hard" kind, and these days, my eyes can't handle wearing them. I intend to look into soft contacts at my next eye checkup in the spring, though I will continue to wear glasses by default for comfort. I currently do not have the means or strong desire to look into other options such as laser-eye surgery, if anybody was about to follow up with that.

Seriously, I think you people would have a field day if I posted a mugshot of myself for you all to photoshop.

And to Kroko: your revised response was much better. It seems to better speak what's truly on your mind.

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Just shaved my head for the first time.

He wants to bang you. Just sayin.

i think this sounds like a great idea

a christmas image just in time for late january

+1

Less chatting, more dressing up

SOOOO dressed up with an untucked shirt and sleeves rolled up

weirdo

genk looks like you gained a few pounds since last. amazing how even the face can change so dramatically. to the gym with you, fatty