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Camhoez
2009-06-05, 4:39 AM #7801
You'd touch anyone.

:colbert:
nope.
2009-06-05, 4:41 AM #7802
Only if they are pretty.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-06-05, 4:44 AM #7803
Brits are ugly. Generally speaking. Our women are a tad chubby, orange, and tart-ish. Turkey, Italy, suomifinland, and Swedish women are hottest in Europe.

American girls seemed a tad shallow and sex obsessed, but at least they're hot.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2009-06-05, 4:46 AM #7804
They're attractive because the vikings used to knick all the attractive women they could when they went pillaging.

:psyduck:
nope.
2009-06-05, 4:52 AM #7805
Go viking descendants, woooooot! :hist101:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-06-05, 6:26 AM #7806
what about kenyans or mozambique...ans
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-05, 6:30 AM #7807
Is that a security camera above your door?
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2009-06-05, 7:25 AM #7808
Originally posted by Ruthven:
American girls seemed a tad shallow and sex obsessed, but at least they're hot.

More predominate in Southern California.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2009-06-05, 7:55 AM #7809
Originally posted by dalf:
More predominate in Southern California.


If I was single and younger, I'd move there TODAY!
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-06-05, 10:12 AM #7810
Originally posted by Ruthven:
American girls seemed a tad shallow and sex obsessed, but at least they're hot.

non americans see the hills and other crappy shows like that and they get the idea that all american girls are like that. stupid television.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-06-05, 10:30 AM #7811
Originally posted by andreawesome:
non americans see the hills and other crappy shows like that and they get the idea that all american girls are like that. stupid television.


Said the girl who screwed her husband while he was playing wow.

:P [http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq109/morthem_wow/emot-colbert2.gif]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-06-05, 12:07 PM #7812
Originally posted by andreawesome:
non americans see the hills and other crappy shows like that and they get the idea that all american girls are like that. stupid television.


Except that it does represent a good portion of America. The only difference is on the Hills, they're rich.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-06-05, 1:47 PM #7813
jep. wtf does that have to do with anything that were talking about?
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-06-05, 8:40 PM #7814
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
Except that it does represent a good portion of America. The only difference is on the Hills, they're rich.

not at all. Just because a good portion of America watches it doesn't mean that that many are *like* that. But yeah, television really promotes that shallow, sex-obsessed version of American girls. Real life isn't like that.

Maybe in college, depending on where you go, but aside from that, not at all :P

Also - jeppy, I think that goes to prove the opposite point really
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-06-05, 10:09 PM #7815
isn't that what men like though? I mean don't they want women that enjoy sex as much as they do? isn't an educated partner better then a noobie?

also, don't hate on american girls... i know a couple of brits that wanted/liked Sug and I was engaged to one... we're doing something right. :-)
Mirthy

King James the 1st- “I will not give a turd for thy preaching”
2009-06-05, 10:24 PM #7816
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
Except that it does represent a good portion of America. The only difference is on the Hills, they're rich.

True. It's actually the extremely ****** 'entertainment' here, and quite possibly most of the 'modern world,' that causes most of the problems, I believe. And by problems, I do mean the want for the unobtainable, in addition to the before mentioned shallowness and sex craze.
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2009-06-05, 10:26 PM #7817
I used to think British people were smarter than American people until I listened to the call-in sections of BBC world service broadcasts and I realized you guys are ****in retarded

[http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8528/picture30.jpg]
2009-06-05, 10:30 PM #7818
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
If I was single and younger, I'd move there TODAY!

Trust me. You do not. Granted, yes, I've not been with one in my 27 years of life. Yes, poke fun of me now. But I would much rather prefer to hold some kind of meaningful conversation...if only I could get over my rampant (social) anxiety.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2009-06-05, 10:35 PM #7819
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1010630']I used to think British people were smarter than American people until I listened to the call-in sections of BBC world service broadcasts and I realized you guys are ****in retarded


You think that's bad, try Fox Football Phone In.
Pissed Off?
2009-06-06, 1:25 PM #7820
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1010630']I used to think British people were smarter than American people until I listened to the call-in sections of BBC world service broadcasts and I realized you guys are ****in retarded

[http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8528/picture30.jpg]

British people listen to the world service?
nope.
2009-06-07, 6:08 PM #7821
POST CLEANSED
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-06-07, 6:10 PM #7822
lame, you didn't do a revese Monadile
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2009-06-07, 6:16 PM #7823
Originally posted by Krokodile:
hai


KILL IT WITH FIRE
2009-06-07, 6:16 PM #7824
Originally posted by Krokodile:
hai


that is unnerving
2009-06-07, 8:14 PM #7825
Was bored at work, so I did this for my engaged friends:
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2009-06-07, 8:19 PM #7826
I didn't notice what you did at first, then I was like FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-

:gonk: :gonk: :gonk:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-06-07, 8:22 PM #7827
hahahahahahahahah AWESOME
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-06-08, 7:08 AM #7828
LOL, that's great
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2009-06-08, 7:12 AM #7829
WHOA, that's really weird. :eek:
woot!
2009-06-08, 7:17 AM #7830
Haha the guy suddenly looks like carrot top in the second pic :P
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-06-08, 4:06 PM #7831
on possibly the worlds worst belay ledge. Centipede, Ravens Crag, Langdale!
[http://photos-f-0.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs009.snc1/4454_95012107142_546292142_2395861_191395_n.jpg]
I'm the one on the right!

[http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs091.snc1/4654_90817367942_506857942_1825351_967463_n.jpg]
2009-06-08, 4:40 PM #7832
Originally posted by Zell:
I didn't notice what you did at first, then I was like FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-

:gonk: :gonk: :gonk:


this.

sum, looks fun! I feel like going doing something crazy now.
though it will probably involve alcohol and bodily harm instead of clifside fun.
2009-06-08, 5:05 PM #7833
Plenty of alcohol was consumed after the climb, as for the bodily harm, that was a close run thing during!
2009-06-08, 10:02 PM #7834
id probably pee myself. i took wall climbing in high school for gym and that was a big mistake. those walls were only about 25 feet high...i still fainted when i got to the top
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-06-08, 10:06 PM #7835
lol
I love rock climbing.
I've only ever done the fake **** though.
I remember not having a blonde belay you belay you being a good thing.

my friend with the blonde chick = getting dropped.
my brunette = not getting dropped.
2009-06-09, 5:30 AM #7836
Originally posted by sum1givusaname:
[http://photos-f-0.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs009.snc1/4454_95012107142_546292142_2395861_191395_n.jpg]
I'm the one on the right!
]


.....to the right of who? You didn't lose someone on that climb did ya? :P
2009-06-09, 8:06 PM #7837
not a good picture, but I like something about it.
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Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-06-09, 8:11 PM #7838
Oh jeez, that's just adorable.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-06-09, 8:14 PM #7839
Originally posted by Krokodile:
hai

hahaha, oh man. we should clean up that edit and turn it into an internet meme
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-06-10, 1:16 PM #7840
Originally posted by Emon:
hahaha, oh man. we should clean up that edit and turn it into an internet meme


[http://i40.tinypic.com/24c7cra.jpg]
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