Since I haven't posted on here in a long time. My face. At work.

Oh and yea, my cheeks (and general face) are fucking sunburnt to hell.

And yes I've put on some pounds, which I'm now trying to shed. Done it before, I'll do it again, lol.

alright i'll see your fedora and raise you 1 viking hat!

shemale? chicks with dicks?



lol that was pretty funny

Ragna, those are only really used as industry terms. Outside of transploitation porn, they're almost universally unacceptable.

All of the above / Don't care?
--Linus Torvalds

I'm pretty sure "transgender" or "transsexual" is the safest you can play it without knowing specifically how the person will respond. I don't know the verdict on new bull**** pronouns like "herm" or "hir" all just sound made up to me. Honestly, it all sounds like "I Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Are Me And We Am I And I Are All Our Together" to me.

"Shemale" and "Dickgirl" are commonly used as porn vernacular. "Ladyboy" brings to mind 12-year old effeminate thai male prostitutes. They're about as classy as trying to make the phrase "crack her gash and pound her in the slush hole" sound even vaguely romantic.

Generally, I stick to "Hey," "you," "dude," or some combination of those.

I too love to use quotes out of context. Additionally, everyone can be offended by something, so trying to play it off like someone shouldn't ​be offended is crap.

It doesn't take much work to avoid being offensive. See also: Alan's post.He may not be all into the trans* culture but he at least has the sense not to use pornography as a source of terminology.

That's because Alan has both parts.

People probably completely lost their **** when Early Modern English around the 1600s started trying to cram "you" down everyone's throat. What's wrong with "ye" I ask? "You" sounds totally made up, like someone trying to say "thou" and failing at life. (Though to be fair there were probably some die-hard "ge" fans that were still bitter about "ye" happening.)

You only have 2 parts?

Alan doesn't have "both" parts. he has ALL the parts!

He's like a game of Bop-It down there.

You don't wanna be the girl who says "pass it."

Because "it" is syphilis.

First of all, that's a breach of doctor-patient confidentiality. Now everyone knows you handle my penis for profit.

Secondly, you told me it was feline leukemia and sharkpox.

That's funny, he told me you had Chickenc*nt.

Weird, he told me you stopped drinking jet fuel mixed with goo gone.

*hands on hips, head to the sky* NEEEEVVVEEEEERRRRRR!

i didnt die...

That's good!

Surely you mean you didn't dye, though?

I think she meant die, as in "hi. I'm still alive even though I haven't posted in a long time."

we're used to people not posting for a while

This was my initial thought, but you'll notice that either the white balance on her camera, or the actual lighting changed between shots, and along with everything else, it altered the color of her hair quite drastically.

I shall do a point by point presentation of my argument:

- She went into the bathroom in the morning, and snapped a picture with her phone
- She then applied lipstick, as seen in the second photo
- She took the second picture - the photos were obviously taken during the same session because she's wearing the same dress and hairstyle and has a bit of darkness under her eyes (which led me to conclude that it was morning there)
- She examined the photos and realized how red her hair appears in the second photo, which inspired her to let us know that despite the drastic change of hair color between these two shots, she did not dye her hair
- Nice cleavage
- To me, pointing out the change to her hair seems more in context with her deciding to post both of these pictures, compared to if she merely intended to announce that she's still around

You might well be right, Sarn, but until she confirms either way, I will believe she was referring to her hair.

I HAVEN'T SHAVED IN 5 DAYS

god dammit

And a new updated me.

i mean i did not pass away. these were taken in the afternoon (i dont sleep well hence the dark under my eyes). also i did not add lipstick. its just a filter on my phone. i was just playing with the colorings.

Kroko just thinks Sarn is really weird so he's acting really weird in return.

-Kroko is correct, however...
-Kroko is equally weird and does not need to "act"
-I agree about the cleavage.

lookin' smooth, jeppenson

jeperooni

Running on about 2 hours of sleep from last night, a couple from the night before. Have basically been living at work deploying a project after hours this week then doing my normal shift all day on top of it (heading back in to now).

Both my eyes may not stay open at the same time right now, but I still think I clean up just fine.

I'm still trying to figure out how you could have been holding the phone to still get that photo. Looks like magic to me.

poopin

It's taken from the mirror..

Right, but it looks like you're aiming at the wall not the mirror. It's funny

And yes, you do clean up quite well!

I think you meant