Geb: "Uh-oh. Sem is coming after me with a knife and I have...a broken water spritzer. *turns where Morris fled towards* Heeeere Morris-Morris-Morris. Gebby's got a big steak dinner for you..."

*Gebohq finds Morris the cat sleeping. Being completely silent, Gebohq creeped up to Morris, then quickly grabbed him.*

Geb: "Gotcha!"

Morris: "Meow!!!"*scrathes Geb's face up*

Geb: "Ow...now time to use the heimliech maneuver."

*Gebohq uses the maneuver on Morris until, after bringing up several 18-wheelers, an airport, what was left of the annoying guy that Sem disposed of, and a small country, Geb's lightsaber propeeled out and hit Justyn on the back of the head."

Geb: "Damn, I'm in serious s--- now."

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"...life got complicated. Well I can't wait to see this through."
(Third Eye Blind)

->Gebohq<-

*As TheOtter watches on he decides to have some fun*

TheOtter:"Aw, screw the keys I'll get them later, I'm gonna get in the action!"

*So he reaches into his medic's bag and pulls out two flint-lock dueling rifles .....and robbed the local 7-11*

7-11 Employee (w/ thick Indian accent):"Mister Otter! the fight is on the LEFT SIDE! THE LEFT SIDE! not the right! are you going to pay for those?"

TheOtter:"Uh...hey! look over there! its Vishnu!"

*The employee hastily turns around, while TheOtter runs out of the 7-11 toward the RIGHT SIDE of the street w/ his pockets full of "CowTails"*

Then JK gets mad since his post about ..,... Well his second post on this thread got deleted, so he kicks down the skyscraper that everyone built to watch the fight. Then he says, 'Juztyn, did you delete my post?? My post was Ultimate!!'

Geb: "hmm, my saber is 1/2 digested, I've ticked off the thread killer, and from the looks of my water-spritzer Sem can use that knife pretty well.....I may profit from a time-out here."
He goes to the official board and requests a time out, only to find it has been taken from Antestarr's capable supervision and given to old DMV employees.
Geb:"yes I would like to request an official 2 minute time-out, and an undigested saber please."
official:"ok, now you'll need forms:
4682
4568
4927
6851
and 7308, documented proof of identity in 5 states, 2 photo ID's, and an instructor's certificate for the 39-hour drug-and-alcohol class and the 199 fun, and non-violent things to do with a lightsaber course."
Geb:"But, I.....uh...lost my ID."
official:"well then you'll need forms:
825
1009
and 632, fill them out and then come back."(handing gebohq a rediculously large set of papers, and the drug-and-alcohol sing-along video)
Sem, realizing this could take a while goes back to enchilada man's taco stand and sits down in the stands to eat.....

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Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.

[This message has been edited by Semievil333 (edited March 08, 2000).]

*After eating all of those 'Cowtails', TheOtter is finally reday to take on some action, but no one is available...*
TheOtter:"aw, man! this blows! i get here and now theres no one to fight!"
*so Otter sits down a second to reflect and think who else he can fight, bu then he gets annoyed by the repeated requests of Enchilada Man to, 'pull his finger' so he takes out his dueling flint-locks once again and blows a huge hole in the side of Enchilada Man's cart*
TheOtter:"Leave me alone or i'll sick the INS on you!"
*w/ this threat Enchilada Man scutters off w/ his injured cart muttering to himself, something about 'gringos'and 'revolution', i think*



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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."

Semievil notices the rode-err otter attacking the cart.
Sem:"hey, that guy nixed the food!"
The spectators arouse from thier slumber suddenly and march on the otter, a riot begins to rage, and the otter is forced up into a tree.
Sem, noticing the cow-tail wrappers:"hey, this guy ripped off that 7-11!"
the spectators begin chanting for the tree to be cut down, and Sem goes to get his saber.
The Otter:"no, I...I can explain....wait....Free cowtails for everyone!!!!!"
realizing too late that he just finished the last one, the otter begins to stammer as the angry audience drags him back to the 7-11 and makes him rip it off again......

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Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.

Ares' clone, still in rediculously monotone voice:"Repent now, for the wrath of the Lord is upon you this very day....."

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Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.

*Some drunk stumbles in and immediately gets struck by lightning*

Angry Mob:"...and don't come back out until you've got more Cowtails!"

*Otter stumbles up and dusts himself off, steps up to the 7-11 employee and says,*

TheOtter 19th cent. english child accent)"...I'd like some more please..."

*then realizing that Sundeep is still asleep he just decides to claim the 7-11 as his fort stronghold, but to give the rest of the Cowtails to the angry mob*

TheOtter:"I declare this ,Fort Xanthan!"

*w/ that he raised a black flag w/ a giant red 'X' on it. and then released the Cowtails to the crowd off of the roof*

TheOtter:"Hey, all contenders are allowed into my treehous...err...'fort', except of course Justyn..."



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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus

<in regard to deathbane's post>
Sem:"ok, now the way I see it if we want to kick the DMV guys outta the officials positions, we needs a sign"
Antestarr(aside from his duel):"what kind of a sign"
Sem:"a sign from the Lord"
(it begins to rain)
Antestarr:"there's your sign"
Sem:"ain't no sign, jus some rain"
(thunder and lightnin start up)
Ares' clone(still in monotone voice):"It is a sign of the Lord that we have been spared, oh the wondrous power of God"
Sem:"ain't no sign, jus the storm"
(drunkard walks in and gets struck by lightning)
Sem:"now that....could be a sign....."

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* RobX wakes up, looks around, and realizes what has transpired.

RobX: Eh, without Ares here, theres not enough competition for me.

Morris: Let me stay a little longer, but the next person to touch me gets a "suprise" in their food.

* RobX goes back to sleep for another fifty posts.

Sem, shouting:Morris!! RobX is goin down! We need caffine in here pronto!!(ohh that's a fun word-"pronto")
Morris rushes on scene with a comical cartoon stretcher, and loads RobX, giving him a makeshift IV of an inverted 2 lieter of coke and a garden hose.
Ares' clone(continual mono-tone): "Behold ye sinners. The wrath of the Lord shall spare none, for the powers of darkness now close on you, and you must be cleansed."
Sem notices some of the audience has started to convert, and decides to change the literature again, this time opting for the lyrics to "Oklahoma"
Ares' clone(in a sing-song voice, barely an improvement over the mono-tone):"There's a bright golden haze on the medow.....There's a bright golden haze on the medow.....The corn is as high as an elaphant's eye, and it seems to be climbing right up to the sky......OH!! What a beautiful morning!...."

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*then all of a sudden TheOtter realized who in actuality Ares' clone was, Al Gore!
TheOtter:"mmm...i want him to go away but how?"
*!*
TheOtter:"i know! (to Al Gore) 'hey Al, is that Bill Bradley over there?" (pointing away from the arena)

Al Gore in robotic voice of course)"ugh? mmmm.....must...debate!"(starts to walk in a Frankenstein-like manner away from the arena)


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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus

Sem shrinks away from the otter, hoping not be be within the blast radius when Ares finds out the otter has turned his clone into a politician.

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*It was then that Lucasarts' unofficial mascot entered the arena to represent this area as an official Lucasarts spoof. He was accompanied by his partner.*

Max: Is "Pronto" a real word, Sam?

Sam: Beats me little buddy.

Max: So where are we? This doesn't look like the Lincoln Tunnel.

Sam: Looks to me like a marginally volitile political/competitive fighting situation.

Max: Ooo, does this mean we get to kick some puffy white politician butt?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to. Sic 'em up, little buddy.

*Max immediately pounces on Al Gore and begins to pummel him. Various sounds of pain are heard from that direction, and the Massassites look around to make sure that the lawyers aren't on their way to turn that little reference into a lawsuit.*

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~Antestarr
"I'm a unique individual, just like everybody else."

*meanwhile, in the 7-1 err...Fort Xanthan TheOtter surveys the interior and finds a small teley and turns it on*

TheOtter:"damn, only infomercials! hey! wait a minute!"

*Otter stares at the screen while the infomercial, 'Amazing Innovations' showcases something familiar...*

Mike(host):"well tony, what do you have for us today?"

Tony(British 'pitch guy'):"well mike, i've got this amazing new product called the...'LightFoil'"

*audience oooohs and aaaaahs*

Mike:"Oh, i don't know tony. Whatever it does it looks awfully complicated..."

Tony:"well mike, it isn't hard at all! it slices apples, oranges, onions, tomatoes, cornish hens, you name it!"

Mike:"anything?"

Tony:"anything, even watermelons!"

*demonstrates, everyone gasps then claps*

Tony:"not only will it slice,improve your sex live, give you more hair on your head, and do drycleaning it can also prevent cancer!"

Mike:"oh i don't know tony. i mean REALLY."

Tony:"trust me mike! iam a professional!"

Otter (to himself):"At what?"

Mike:"WOW! i guess it is true then! what are you going to sell it to the consumers for?"

Tony:"$65.95!"

*audience boos and shakes heads*

Mike:"gee tony, looks like you're gonna have to do better than that!"

Tony:"ok then, $49.95!"

*audience still boos and shakes heads*

Mike:"come on tony! give us a better deal!"

Tony:"ok than mike, but your gonna put me out of business....$45.95 w/ a FREE Rhinestone studder that comes w/ supply of 200 rhinestones and metal studs!"

*audience roars onstage w/ money clenched in their hands and in the process kill Mike (unfortunaetly not Tony)*

teley:"thats a scene from our new special 'When Studio Audiences Attack...V'!"

Otter:"hmmm....did they have the rights or did Antestarr sell them? or did he rip off Tony?"

*Otter leans head out window and yells towards Antestarr*

Otter:"hey, i didn't know they could cure cancer..."

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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus

Tony, back @ infomercial studio:".....and if you order in the next 10 minutes we'll also include the Morris the cat, Bernard the pidgeon, and Bo the alligator action figures!!!"
Angry Arena spectators: "Bo? what's Bo? I don't think we've had a "Bo" yet."
Suddenly Bo crashes into the studio, devours Tony, and several random nearby mimes.
Arena spectaors: "OOOIEEE!!CARNAGE!!!(RSV)tm"
Bo, speaking with a badly-faked southern accent: "Daggown virmin, always gittin inta things, and now them new-fangled action figgures...shazbot..."
Bo makes his way out of the studio, and heads for the Arena.

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*Since the arena was already packed with people like a crazed rock concert party, nobody noticed Bo the alligator stroll in. Well, not until he at a hotdog man and several cameramen. Sam and Max took notice of the alligator. They figured the best way to stop the new threat would be a good dose of overkill with one of the rabbit walkers pushed aside. A Max mine was attached to it.*

Max: "Umm...what's my head doing over there?"

Sam: "That's no head Max, that's one ugly looking time bomb. Let's dispose of it someplace where no one will get hurt."

Max: "How about in the arena Sam?"

Sam: "Sounds good to me."

*Max carelessly throws the bomb towards the arena. Several seconds later, the bomb went off. Max and Sam climbed into the Rabbit Walker.*

Max: "Mind if I drive Sam?"

Sam: "Only if I get to claw at the dashboard and scream like a cheerleader."

*Meanwhile...*

Gebohq: "Ow! What the hell? I thought Max was over...oh S***!!!! *tosses it immediately in front of him. It ends up exploding right in front of Justyn's face.*

Gebohq: "This just isn't my day..."

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"...life got complicated. Well I can't wait to see this through."
(Third Eye Blind)

->Gebohq<-

TheOtter(seeing the bomb blow up in Justyn's face):"ooooh....that would be a bad thing..."

*all of a sudden Otter hears screams coming from the bleachers, Bo is devouring the audience now*

Otter:"nobody devours paying customers on my shift!"

*Otter whips out of his medic's bag a 4ft. long Gothic-style sword called a Huskarl, and lunges at Bo, while screaming 'daddy needs a new pair of shoes!'*

Semievil:"uhhh....i don't think its going to be as easy as you thought Otter. Bo is a ragin' cajun!"

Bo:"i guarentee!"

Otter:"shut up you!"

*the tough skin on top of Bo is preventing Otter from piercing him, so he decides just to 'clobbering' him instead of 'cobblering' him(eh, eh! get it? cuz you see a 'cobbler' is someone who makes shoes and 'clobber' means to...

*just then Semievil jumps in...*

Semievil:"here let me give an example!"

*and proceeds to beat up the narrator*

Annoying Narrator:"help me, help me! im being repressed!"

*Otter still trying to think of a way to kill Bo...*

Otter:"hey! before this he ate the drunken camerman! so its safe to say that his belly is filled liquor!"

*Otter stands back and opens up his fists, which both form two softball sized flames ,and throws them both into Bo's mouth*

Bo:"blimey..."
~BOOM~
*crowd cheers as Bo's guts are falling from the sky onto them*

Otter:"...must..get..more...nourishment!"

Antestarr(to Gebohq):"he does mean booze right?"

Gebohq:"yep."

*Otter grabs 3 bottles of straight vodka and stumbles toward his 7-11*

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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus

*Antestarr scratches his head.*

Antestarr: So, exactly how did they manage to build a 7-11 in a volcanic arena again?

Gebohq: Don't ask.

Antestarr: Ok then...

*One of the menacingly cute AT-MTT Walker (All Terrain Multiplication Table Transport AKA Rabbit Walker) that was thought to be destroyed approaches the crowd gathered contemplating why they fight, how this all began, and how in the world a 7-11 appeared out of nowhere. Max's head pops out of the hatch of the AT-MTT Walker.*

Max: ROAWWR!
Sam: Max! Get back in here! You're not a wookie! Besides I'm about to shoot the 7-11.
Max: But gratuitous acts of senseless violence are MY forte!
Sam: Fine, you can push the button.

*Max approaches the firing console of the AT-MTT Walker. What will happen next? Will Sam and Max destroy the 7-11? If so, will the Otter escape unharmed? Will anybody figure out exactly what's going on? Will I ever shut up? These, and many other questions will probably never be answered, but we'll see what happens next post, same NeS time, same NeS forum!*

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~Antestarr
"See the gun, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck. See the gun, let it lie, you'll want that gun before you die!"
-KMFDM

Antestarr: Wha-? Another rabbit walker?

Gebohq: What do you think they got their Imperial name from? Leave one standing, and they multiply like hell.

*TheOtter stood on top of the 7-11 store, not very straight by all means. His goatee was unkept and smelled of liquor. The stench was all over him, and it was quite obvious how drunk he was as he pointed his finger at the rabbit walker, liek he could talk it down. This was as bad as when Twin Suns was drunk, if not worse.*

TheOtter: Whatcha lookin' at, ya big gopher! You-sha just geet over har and try gettun' me off of mah preshious store!

Max: Did you hear that Sam? He called me a gopher! I'm shooting that 7-11 sky-high!

*Laser fire emitted from the rabbit walker and diretly in the center of the 7-11. TheOtter flew Superman style as the store exploded, quite like a drunken Tom Cruise from the train scene in Mission: Impossible. TheOtter landed right in front of Semievil, still mourning over the death of his precious Bo. Some might say the scene was reminisient of the rancor owner's mourning in Return of the Jedi, but what do they know?

Semi: How...how you could kill poor Bo? He only wanted to eat audience members! Well, I will taunt you for doing such a thing!

Otter: er...taunt?

Semi: yes! (starts with a very obvious french accent) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Take that English pig! (sticks out his tongue and hits head with hands).

Otter: My mother isn't a hamster!

Meanwhile, away from their quarreling...

Geb: Hmm..I was thinking about something before that 7-11 episode? *turns to see very angry Justyn* Oh right. Time to run!

*Geb runs for his life as Justyn is keeping up, screaming "I'll ban you! Slowly and painfully too when I get my hands on you!.*

Will Geb live the nearly inevitable wrath of Justyn? Will the feud between TheOtter and Semi turn violent? Will Benard the Pigeon make an apperance? Is there anything I forgot to put in this post? Who knows. Not me anyways, so stick around. Maybe something interesting will happen soon (now THERE'S a laugh!)

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"...life got complicated. Well I can't wait to see this through."
(Third Eye Blind)

->Gebohq<-

------Yes geb, one thing you did forget.
Back at the Otter vs. Sem scene......

Sem is now wielding a smallish object that looks somewhat like Bernard, only it has a rubber-duckie toy attachment.
Sem: "I Make noises like angary ducks, brandishing Squakie-Toiz et yur NASE!!"
Geb, translating:"He's squeaking the ducky at your nose, Otter."
Sem squezes the duck attachment violently
Sem: "Silence you ninny! And as for you! You lowly aquatic rodent you!!! You deserve the most sever reprimand! Impeachment!! Exile!!!"
Sem throws Bernard at The Otter, with a good deal of dramatics, but it lands anticlimactically at Otter's feet. He the procedes over to where it has fallen, picks it up, and begins beating The Otter over the head, with the duck attachment making satisfying squaks on every impact.
The Otter: "No!...wait....I.....err...ouch!.. that....hey!"
Suddenly the Indian 7-11 owner shows up, at first he joins in with Sem, then he notices the ducky.....
7-11 guy: "Hey! You have not paid for this from my store!"
Sem: "I didn't get it from your store! I didn't even know you sold these! It just dropped from the sky with the other misc. debris, when Sam&Max blew up your shop!"
7-11 guy: "I do not care. How am I to stay open like this? My shop has been destroyed. This arena has been disrespectful to me all along. And now they steal from my duckies!"
The 7-11 guy then proceeds to beat up on Sem, brandishing the ducky, and part of the Big-Gulp sign.

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Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.

*Otter crawls away from the dueling Sem and Hindi guy to seek sanctuary*

Otter (grumbling):"awww, now im gonna have to find another hide out, but where?"

*Otter wanders around the arena looking for niche to run back to and makes a detour to the men's room*

Otter(@ the urinal):"OH, YEH! that hits the spot!"

*Otter then sees the HUGE 'Out of Order' sign hung over the urinal*

Otter:"son of a bitch...uhhhh, mie! (flushes urinal anyway)"

*just then a panel above him from the ceiling falls down, and from that comes down a light*

Otter:"quá?"

*decides to investigate...*

Otter:"hey! so this is where the janitor hid all of his porn! Yes, PORN...piles on top of piles of the smutty stuff, and its all MINE!!

¤insert appropiate evil laugh.....<here>¤

*Otter is in the old janitor's room of the arena ,which is also the highest floor and is about big enough to fit 2 VW bugs*

-2 Hours Later-

*in the mean time Otter robbed an IKEA and a Radio Shack to obtain his necessities for..."The Crow's Nest"* (catchy, eh?)

Otter:"OK, i've got a Ping Pong table, a futon, a teley, a small frig, subwoofer speakers(hehehe...), and a turntable."

*flops down on futon and puts on "Requirem" on the turntable, which max-volume speakers are pointed outside*




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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus

< Enter Lord Crud>

Looks around at the untapped organ factories, and..
Bwuahahahahahahahahaaaa...

<Walks up to Semi and Otter and offers them the forms to donate their organs to their local ah, charity, in the tragic event of their death.>

<Exit Lord Crud, temporarily>

[This message has been edited by Lord_Crud (edited March 21, 2000).]

<Meaning of Life "Just Remember" number>
Right...... Can we have your liver then?

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Sem slowly begins to collapse under the relentless assault of the duck-wielding 7-11 manager, just as Geb, still fleeing justyn streaks past.....
Sem, calling upon his tome of Everquestual information, comes to a realization.
Sem: "Wait a second.....Justyn must be a shadowknight! ..... Hey Geb, come back, hide behind the duck-wielder will you?"
Justyn approaches, now clad in bloody steel-plate armor, and wielding a rather menacing halberd.
Sem acting fast puts a Gebohq mask on the 7-11 guy
Justyn: "I have you now you pithy dueler!"
the 7-11 manager writhes in the grip of agony!
the 7-11 manager has been slain by Justyn!
Sem: "AHA!! now you have used your harm touch, you are feeble! verant has NERFED YOUR CLASS!!!"
Justyn: "what... noo... ak! it's true!"
Justyn drops his halberd and attempts to run, only to be fallen upon by hundreds of duck-wielding massasites.....

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Duckfoot Stew!

*Justyn, running from the crazed duck-wielding weirdos, suddenly stopped and realized "Hey! I'm an ultra-powerful board god! I can stop them in their tracks!" Unfortunately for him, the moment in which he stopped to think was all the time it took for duck-wielders to reach him and begin to pummel him.*

Justyn: Ow! Ooh! Oof! GOD F*#@@#&%#@*#!#%*#$%&#*$#$%&*# (and so on and so forth). HEY! THAT'S FOUL LANGUAGE!

*Justyn pulls out a stick of Ban antipersperant and thrusts it at himself. He realizes all too late that he is now banning himself from the thread. As his body fades out like a jedi, he continues with his stream of obscenities. The threat of Justyn the Thread Killer was no more.*

Antestarr: Well, doesn't that beat all... Now where did that Otter fellow go... since he arrived things just started getting weird.....

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~Antestarr
"He'd say 'Son, there ain't nothin more excitin than exposin beasts to inhumanity!'"

"King of the Creatures",
sung by Conroy Bumpus
In "Sam and Max Hit the Road"

Sem, gathers the mutalated remains of the 7-11 guy and justyn, and cremates them with a stormtrooper rifle. He then builds a memorial to the thread killer, sprinkling the ashes on it, and crowns it with a lone yellow ducky.
Then he picks up the halberd, which has been modified by it's time in the arena to a light-halberd, and heads off to finish his duel with Gebohq.

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Geb: *phew* Don't have to worry about Justyn anymore. *takes notice of Sem approching him* Whoops, spoke too soon. Time to do what I do oh-so-well: being a sissy.

*Geb started running with much exxageration in swinging his arms and such, making his way into the all-out war between the rubber duckies and the massassians. In the mist of battle, Geb could hear someone singing "Rubber duckie, he's my friend...", which semed to fit all too well. While weaving in and out of the unruly feud, the head of a large rubber duckie popped up right in front of Geb, making him almost soiling his pants.*

Geb: Oh man! I need to find the little boy's room!

*With that, Geb makes his way to the bathroom to "drain the lizard". As he finishes his business, he notices a hole in the ceiling. Unfamiliar music and strage lights eminated from the hole, but what caught Geb's interest was a dangling porno magazine. As Geb force jumped through the hole, he saw the magnificent "Crow's Nest" and spotted theOtter, who was next to an immense pile of porn. Geb's eyes widened in horror as he saw--

--This part has been edited due to teh fact that nobody really wants to know what happened here. Now back to our regularly scheduled NeS--

*Geb stared out the window from the Crow's Nest, seeing the carnage below in the arena. The Otter walked up to him, garbed much like the king of the swamplands in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Otter: You should be proud Geb. One day, you will own this fine bacholor's pad.

Geb: But I don't WANT the bacholor pad. All I want to do is...is fight.

Otter: ah-ah! None of that "fighting" here.

Geb: But Otter--

Otter: Now see here, this bacholor pad is the strongest pad in these here parts of the arena. The first one I made sank into the lava. The second one...sank into the lava. The THIRD ONE...it burned down, crumbled, THEN sank into the lav. But the FOURTH ONE stayed. And that's what you'll get: the strongest pad supported by porn.

Geb: Well, that is an obvious advantage there...

*Meanwhile, back in the arena...*

Sem: *In mist of battlegrounds* Now where did Geb go..OW! Stupid duckies. Hey, you! Yeah, Arbi, you. Have you seen Geb.

Arbiter: Hey there son.

Sem: Er..I'm not your son.

Arbi: Come over here and give your evil dad a hug. Don't look at me like I'm some frikkin' Frankenstein. Come over here.

Sem: Get away from me! *runs in opposite direction, bumps into Ares' clone, wielding a rubber duckie and reciting Hamlet* Ack! *runs away from both of them, bumps into Sam and Max*

Sam: Hey, me and my buddy Max here are gonna have to ask you a few questions regarding--

Sem: NURGH! *is now surrounded by Arbi, Ares' clone and Sam&Max* eh-heh...eh. Juuust great.

Will SemiEvil be able to escape? Will Geb ever fight? Will- *Sem precedes to bash the narrator senselessly* Tu-une eihn nehxt time folk, same NeS time *whack* same NeS forum*falls on ground*

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"...life got complicated. Well I can't wait to see this through."
(Third Eye Blind)

->Gebohq<-

Sem: "hmmm this could be difficult.... I mean, I haven't used a halberd in 47 EQ years...."
the duck wielding circle encroaches on his personal bubble
Sem: "heh...ger....yeagh....Wait I know!"
Sem hands a copy of "How to Build a 20'x4'x20' Percussion Instrument." to Ares' clone, and flips on the blade of the halberd, turning his back to the now occupied clone.....
What happens next is not clear, but several minutes later 4 sliced ducks, 1 pound of rabbit guts, and a shread of Arbiter's skin lay in a rough circle around him......
The only confirmed kill however was Max.

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*ST_Clan_Leader appears in mid air, in fact a little high and falls 6' in to a pile of rabbit guts*
"Hey i thought this was the Main Editing Forum!" *notices the stuff he fell in* "Man too bad about the dog" He looks around, He's in what looks like an old volcano with lava around it and the remains of Rubber duckies, dead Massassians, Rabbit walkers, and a 7-11 that has been Slightly destroyed . "hmm. looks like sombody has an overactive imagination" just then he he sees Sam coming his way with a duckie club. "or is this a bad Dr. WHO episode?"

*Semievil casually walks away from his previous fight in search of Gebohq. As he lifts his head up though, he sees an enraged Sam standing before him. Sam does not resemble the comical mercinary dog/cop we've known to love, but instead looks like something out of a horror movie.*

Sam: Max is dead! You shall pay!

Sem: You speak like caveman, ugh ugh!

*Sem then casually pushes aside the bloodthirsty Sam and sees a partially wire-framed Arbiter. His hair shinning gold and his eyes glowing green, Arbiter draws out his piercing blue lightsaber, preparing to fight Semievil. The two start to have a half-hour talk that is classic to any Dragonball Z episode, where then Ares's clone steps into the picture, just to make things interesting.*

Sem: Why does this look familiar?

*Sem draws his halberd out, preparing to fight once again. Meanwhile, out in the darkness of space above the arena, the Chimera hovers once again, commanded by a refreshed G.A. Thrawn*

Thrawn: Send down the troops! The TIE's! Aww what the hell, just send it all down!

*While all this is going on, Gebohq and theOtter discover a deadly secret while enjoying the luxeries of the "Crow's Nest"*

Otter: Hey Geb, what do you suppose this thing does?

*TheOtter points at a large flashing red button that says "DO NOT PUSH".*

Geb: Beats me.

Otter: Should we find out?

Geb: Sure.

*TheOtter's finger dramatically starts to slowly head for the button. Back in the arena, the Imperial troops have landed, causing havoc and such, with laser fire everywhere.*

Antestarr: I don't think I can keep this up much longer.

MissFire: Neither can I...

*The reader's attention goes back to Sem, who is having a very nicely looking coreographed fight with Sam, Arbi, and the clone. The camera switches again to theOtter's finger reaching for the button, then to the troops, then to the finger, then to Sem's fight, then to RobX sleeping, then to the finger, then the camera switches are so fast we can't even tell what they're trying to show, but the last things we see is Sem dying, Thrawn laughing, Antestarr and MissFire making out, and then the finger pushing the button down. There is an inordinante amount of silence and inaction as we see Geb and theOtter simply stand there.*

Geb: Hmm. Guess it wa sjust decoration.

*Suddenly, the entire arena turns red, and a loud computer voice is heard saying "Closing! Closing!"

Geb: Whoops, spoke too soon.

*The camera quickly goes black for quite some time. Then, simple white letters spell out "Thread Closed" across the screen. The End.*

*Meanwhile, in the Interactive story board offices, Geb the thread writer turns in the post you now have seen to the editor. After having read it himself, the editor looks up to Geb.*

Editor: So you've ended the Neverending story?

Geb: Yeup *snicker* I have. *breaks out laughing* APRIL FOOL'S! Hahahaha...you thought I ended it! Man, what a laugh.

Editor: Er...it wasn't that funny. Go back now and write some real posts.

*Geb the writer heads back to his cubicle, laughing his head off.*

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"...life got complicated. Well I can't wait to see this through."
(Third Eye Blind)

->Gebohq<-

*Gebohq wanders around with a lampshade on his head.*

Geb: Where is everyone?

Did everyone leave and Gebohq was left alone untold? Is the lampshade simply keeping him from seeing everyone? Isn't this the most pointless post you've ever seen? Well write then, and you won't have to see things like this! Being a narrator reaches new lows every day.

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"...life got complicated. Well I can't wait to see this through."
(Third Eye Blind)

->Gebohq<-

*TheOtter looks strangely @ the dancing Geb*

Otter:"hey, did you eat those Twinkies that were on the turntable?"

Geb(confused, then remembers):" oh yeh, they were good! (grins like an idiot)

Otter(shakes head):"i've been saving those, you know if you keep a Twinkie in its wrapping for 7 years it becomes toxic."

Geb(licking fingers then stops, and looks up):"uhh, how long have you been keeping them?"

Otter:"Apparently long enough to enduce hallucinations..." (rolls eyes)

Geb(reads label on the wrapper):"...it says here 6 years and 364 days"

Otter:"yeh, that will do it."

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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus

*Semievil suddenly bursts into the "Crow's Nest", looking straight at Geb.*

Sem: We have unfinished business

Geb: Well this sucks big juicy *** .

Otter: That was needlessly descriptive.

Sem, finally taking note of his surroundings, is horribly offened.
Sem:"AEUGH!! Virgin eyes! You sick bastards!! I was an innocent youth!!! I have been corrupted!!!!"
He runs off clawing madly at his eyes.
Geb:"Bull*@#$!! Sem you faker get your arse back in here, I'm not falling for the seqcharges again."
Sem, stepping around the mines, back into the room:"ehh heck... was worth a shot..."

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Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.

<On the twinkies: did you know that somebody a few years ago was judged not guilty when he murdered somebody cause he was "temporarily insane" afer he ate a twinkie? just thought you might be able to use that after eating the (almost) 7 year old twinkies, Geb>

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*Semievil stands before Gebohq and theOtter, having failed in making Geb fall for the ol' "Virgin eyes, walk into prox mines" trick.*

Sem: Now come here and fight like a man. Er...on second thought, don't try too hard. I'd like to win.

*Semievil had no reason to say such things though, as Gebohq was still "temporarily insane".*

Geb: Oh I'll show you! Lemme just gedout mah- rubber duckie, and...and..

*Gebohq was stumbling towards the window that overlooked the arena, and not looking, promptly fell out. After falling to teh ground, Geb got up and brushed himself off, as if nothing had happened, and made his way to Rob X, and promptly killed him. A line of people watched the horrific event, and each of the following made their cry heard.*

Ping: NOOOOO!!!!
Morris: NOOOO!!!!
Ares' clone: Argh.
random R2 unit: BEE-BOO-BEEP!

*Semievil and theOtter had just reached Gebohq in time to witness the event also, and Sem turned to Otter.*

Sem: Where did that little droid come from?

Otter: Got me. But look! Our lovable pal Gonk is here too!

:::GUEST STAR!!!:::
/////GONK!/////

Gonk: Gonk, gonk-gonk.

Geb: Ah shush-up.

*Gebohq made his way to slash his saber at Gonk.*

Will Geb kill Gonk in an act of "temporary insanity"? Will Hostess be sued for letting twinkies get into the wrong hands? Will-

random guy: hey! shut up!

NO! I'm tired of being pushed around! Nobody loves me! You can't fire me, because I quit!

Antestarr: Will our not quite-so-lovable narrator leave for good? Will every post always have to end with a cliffhangar and questions to be answered? Will...

TheOtter:"Im not gonna let you kill Gonk!"

*Otter pushes Geb away from Gonk, and approaches Gonk*

Otter:"No fair, i never get to kill any characters!"

*Otter snaps the fingers on both of his hands and "Vulcan's Flames" appeared @ their tips. he spun them in an outward direction toward Gonk and they coiled out into balls of flame that quickly melted Gonk down to a pool of metal*

Antestarr:"that wasn't nice..."

Otter:"wanna help me hunt down and 'maim' the Sun Twins?"

Antestarr:"Sure!"


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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus