Ante: But... doesn't that mean we have like 15 more posts to go before the Malorkus explodes? There's no way we'd make it around the world in that amount of time! Heck, how many posts did it take us to realize that there really wasn't going to be a plot anyway? *refers to first page. notes darkside references and then time reversals and other such things*

Sem: Good point... maybe I can conjure up a super-sonic jet that seats more than two...

*Back in the Writer's Room all the writers are bickering @ each other and throwing crazy ideas out their heads*

Otter the Story Writer(wearing a bad mustache disguise):"Hello my name is Mr. Pennybags, and I think we should bring back Otter's Crows Nest and have several posts which Otter hosts wild & crazy Speakeasy parties w/ Flapper girls and Sem the Canadian bootlegger deliver his 'Spirituous beverages' for all to imbibe generously, w--

*Suddenly Maybe the Story Writer lunges @ Ott uh...er 'Mr.Pennybags' and starts to beat him senselessly w/ her notepad*

¤Otter the S.W. walks into Writer's Room¤

Mr.Pennybags(running out of room):"Sanctuary!"

Otter(running after him):"Uncle Pennybags! Come back!"

Maybe:"Uh,uh...what are you all looking @?!"

Krig S.W.:"Is this thread just one continous bad joke?"

Everyone(in unison):"Yes..."


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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus

Whilst everyone argues about what they should do, Krig actually gets to Disneyland, the long way. He looks around at all the people, and tries to walk in past the main gate.

Man at Gate:"Uh, sir, do you have a ticket?"

Krig:"Huh?"

Man, looking at Krig's clothing:"Oh, I see you're part of tonight's show! So sorry about that. Go right on in."

Krig walks into Disneyland. He quickly realizes that he cannot see for more than a metre in any direction, because everybody in Disneyland is at least two times as tall as him. He stumps off towards the tallest building he can see... the Tower of Terror.

Unfortunately, along the way, he is waylaid by several Donald Ducks, who think he is part of tonight's show, and think he is late.

* * *

In the Tower of Terror...

Totally:"I don't know what it is about this place, but I like it."

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

KRIG THE VIKING

A detached skeletal arm of Sem's crawls out from under the cloak and starts looking around for someone to fix him.

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Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.

Whoa? This thread still exists? COOL, in that case, (I have only read the 8th page so i dont have any clue whats going on.)

Ares arrives in disneyland in his Viper.


(LOOK WHOS BACK!)

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Your Fired!

Fired hunh? Who else are you going to get to take a bullet for you, or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?

I'll tell you who... HIM!

WHO HOO!

Homer i don't think you were listening...

I said, WOO HOO.

*Antestarr takes a look at himself, realizing just how useless he is to the group. He then decides that it is the perfect time to change his class.*

Ante: Guys, I've made a big decision... In order to become more useful to you, I must become (dramatic pause)... A WEAVER!

*With that, a flash of light encases Antestarr and when it subsides he stands before them in a grey cloak, his face hidden from all of them. In one hand is his distaff, and in his head are many drafts to be used for the purpose of aiding them...*

Otter: A WEAVER?! AHAHAHAHHA! That's the stupidest class change I've ever heard of!

*Ante points the end of his distaff near Otter and the musical notes "E C E D" are heard. The sheer fabric of reality next to Otter begins to write and tear, creating a void into a nether realm which Otter is sucked into. Ante then points the distaff back at the hole and the notes "D E C E" are heard, as the hole quickly closes back up to a normal piece of space.*

Ante: Anybody else wanna have at my new class before the lawyers show up? Didn't think so. Onward, to Disneyland!

Hebedee looks at a cow ranch and smiles..*starts to sing songs from Oklahoma the musical*

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I'm better than you!

Krig sees Ares pull up to Disneyland in his Viper. Since Krig associates the name of the car with the actual animal, he automatically assumes that Ares is the evil henchman of Totally Evil and her father, Dr. Evil. However, the several Donald Ducks drag Krig into a door marked "Employees only", and drag him deep into the dank and spooky underworld of Disneyland.

Krig:"Where duckies take Krig?"

D. Duck 1:"You know where we're goin'. It's lucky you're in costume, or we'd be really late."

The several Donald Ducks + Krig emerge into the bright sunlight onto a stage. The curtain is down, and there are several other people in Viking costumes standing around, as well as a guy wearing a hat that says "Director".

Director:"Ok, peoples, take your places!"

The ducks shove Krig to a spot near the curtain, and run away.

Director:"Alright, raise the curtain! Break a leg, peoples!"

Krig clutches his leg and looks around wildly. Why did that man say to break his leg? Was it some kind of curse? Krig had to get out of here!

Just then, the curtain raised, and the people around him dressed in Viking suits--not very realistic Viking suits, Krig thought-- began to jump and dance around. Krig stood stock still, looking out over the massive crowd before him.

In the back of the crowd, Ares arrives.

Ares:"Hmmm... this storyline has changed drastically. When did Disneyland come in? Why are there dancing Vikings?"

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

KRIG THE VIKING

Hebedee- I do hate to break this to you.... But we already did that. On page 4 I think. Ares' clone sings "Oh what a beautiful morning".

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Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.

Ares: "hmm, this storyline has changed too drasticly. Time take matters into my own hands." Ares whips out a cell phone and hits a button wich speed dials, his arena.
(Into cell phone) "Yes, hi this is me Ares im going to beat some idi- what? booked solid? Well then eliminate some app- BOOKED FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS?!?!?" (Thinks out loud.) "Its a pretty sorry day when i cant beat idiots up at my own arena." Now how will i solve this? I must eliminate the damning vikings, and remove Disneyland from the plot. But if i cant go to my arena then were?"

Ares hops in his Viper and goes driving to help him think. (That actually does help me think.)

(what will happen next? Will Ares suddenly become creative? Will the vikings be destroyed? Will he be able to improove the already twisted-beyond-the-point-of-any-chance-of-making-any-sense-whatsoever-plot?
Stay tuned......)

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Your Fired!

Fired hunh? Who else are you going to get to take a bullet for you, or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?

I'll tell you who... HIM!

WHO HOO!

Homer i don't think you were listening...

I said, WOO HOO.

Meanwhile, Maybe is staring down at the sad looking pile o' Sem.

Maybe: uh, sorry duder... *tries to think of a way to put Sem back together w/out being unholy about it* I don't think this is gonna work...

Geb (who has been crying over the dismemberment of his friend Sem): *sniff* Why can't you stop being holy for once and just be our friend? *sob*

Maybe: FINE! *rips off cleric's robes to reveal fitted blue suede pants, a deep purple silk shirt, and a black leather belt that matches her knee-high boots. a quill pen is stuck in the belt like a sword* Anybody know where I could find a decent duar?

All: a WHAT?

Maybe: oh Hell, I gotta do everything myself... *whips out a prayer book for one last time, chants something, and is answered with a lightning bolt that doesn't shock her but leaves a strange guitar-like instrument w/ two heart-shaped soundboxes and two sets of six strings hanging over her shoulder* Now this is more like it...

The others watch as Maybe starts strumming the duar, finds that it is horridly out of tune, and starts fiddling with the dutips and dudeeps. She finally gets the thing in tune and starts playing and singing "Get Up, Stand Up" by Bob Marley. As she sings, the pile o' Sem stirs and starts lifting into the configuration of a skeleton. Finally Sem is back to his old self, and Maybe stops singing.

Everyone: oooh....

Sem: Thanx Maybe. Just one question: why didn't I know you could do that?

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"See me, feel me, touch me, heal me" ~ The Who's "Tommy"

*Otter is sent from Disneyland back to the floor of Canadian Parliement, by that time everyone has left and gone w/ the Honorable Mr. Devil to his knighting in Buckingham Palace*

Otter(looks @ self):"Sigh, I need to get out of these leather pants, I can't pull off a Morrisson impression even if I tried."

*goes to nearest Goth store*

¤2 HOURS LATER¤

*Otter walks out wearing his standard black outfit w/ black combat boots, black jeans, RAGE t-shirt, a black trenchcoat, and his signature black satchel*

Otter:"AHH...I feel so much better now..."

*looks around downtown Ottawa for a second*

Otter:"Where can I find cheap violence in Canada..."

¤Flash to Ottawa Senators game¤

Otter(w/ huge pretzel in one hand):"KICK HIS *** , KICK HIS *** !!!"



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"sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun/ if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain..."
-The Beatles, Iam the
Walrus

Krig stood on the stage, with the guys in Viking suits dancing around him. Looking around, Krig spied a Donald Duck in the audience. Lunging forward with an ear-splitting scream of rage, Krig lunged at the Donald Duck, swinging his very sharp axe. He lopped off the furry bird's head, leaving a small, scruffy, bloodshot human head in its place.

Donald Duck guy:"HEY! Whaddaya doin, ya freak? Get lost!"

Krig:"AAAHHHHRRGH! You make Krig look like dancy man!!"

Security Guards grab Krig and begin dragging him away.

Meanwhile, in the Tower of Terror...

Dr. Evil:"I wanna go again!"

Totally:"There will be time for that later, father. I have come up with an evil and devious plan to take over this world. We will use this tower as our starting point."

Dr. Evil:"But I wanted to go on the rides..."

Totally:"Oh, there will be time for that, later. Mwa ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

Will Totally Evil take over the world? Will our heroes stop them in time? Will Ares actally continue to be associated with this story? Will theOtter return from his voyage to Ottawa? Did you actually think that your favorite announcer was gone for good? All this and more, on the next installment of... NeverEnding Story!

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

KRIG THE VIKING
Member of the Rebellion against AC

*Finally, after much waiting in the line, the fighters decided they would simply yell "Free T-Shirts over there!" pointing away from the DisneyWORLD entrance (that's right, I never said Disneyland. They're more things in Disney World to do anywhos). The waiting crowd stampeded over in the general direction, and the fighters made their way in.*

*The group then found the place empty, save the Viking show that was going on, and a Tower of Terror with three dark warriors were exiting from.*

Maybe: Time to end this, once and for all!

Totally: Yes, you shall die indeed.

*The two women faced off, as the guys started to imagine the fight in a mudpool, with them only wearing bikinis, when they realized Farr was standing there also. Oh yeah, and Dr. Evil.*

*Farr simply patted Dr. Evil on the head as if to tell him to stay put, then slowly walked towards the other fighters. With Antestarr's new powers, things actually seemed to be level.*

*One minute on the clock before the Malorkus blew up, and Maybechild was stil battling TotallyEvil. Things were not looking good, as Totally was being truely evil and started pulling Maybe's long red hair.*

Maybe: OW! Hey! No fair!

*Meanwhile, teh fight against Farr *and Dr. Evil, yeah yeah* was not good either. It seemed as if these heroes would not win after all. But low and behold! Farr's girlfriend enters teh picture, and Farr becomes like jell-o in her presence. Behold, the power of woman.*

*Meanwhile, the seconds were counting down, and with only five seconds left, Maybe had tricked Totally into looking behind her, then jabbing the sword through her chest. Everyone began to run as after the timer went off, a small nuclear-liek explosion went off. The audience sees a white light, and when the light dims, we see a sun in a beautiful blue sky. The camera pans down to see...a pool! A large outdoor pool in a resort called "Atlantis", which had the motif of a ruined continent and looked strangly familiar to the JediKnight level.*

*The fighters are swimming in the pool, Maybechild in a modest bathing suit, as well as many of the others. Krig was wearing a speedo, and held two well-endowed women by his sides. Geb turned to Sem and spoke*

"How'd we get here?" Gebohq said.

"The storywriters must have needed a swimsuit edition," Semievil said. "but I'm not complaining...

What newfound adventures will they find at this resort? How many people will get layed? Tune in next time and find out...in the Shadows of Darkness! Err...I meant the Neverending Stor Thread! What exitement here will--

*Suddenly, Ares pulls up in his Viper, and in his godly presence, stopps the tropical music*

Ares: This story has gottent oo out of hand. I will put an end to this right now! As soon as I get my arena back...

Ante: Umm..didn't anyone tell you? It's in little bits and pieces now, haven been blown up when it crashed intot eh side of a Super Star Destroyer.

Ares: WHAT THE--!! Oh forget it! I'll work sense into this story somehow. Better start with these women... *a big smile grows across his face*

Krig looks at the two buxom blondes at his arms, and at the pool.

Krig:"Krig not know what happen, but Krig like!"

Krig looks down at what he's wearing.

Krig:"AAIIIEEEE!!!! Krig in underwear!!!"

Krig jumps into the pool. The blondes follow him.

Krig, glaring at Sem, Geb, and the others:"You look, I rip you bottom jaw off and use for ash tray."

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

KRIG THE VIKING
Member of the Rebellion against AC

Meanwhile, MaybeChild is practically drowning as she goes into hysterical laughter. In extremely high spirits, she goes to get her duar and starts strumming away and singing "In a Speedo" by Stevie and the Satellites. (to the tune of "In the Ghetto" by Elvis Presley) Krig, unamused, splashes at Maybe, thereby water logging her duar. Frowning, Maybe puts down the instrument and jumps in the pool on top of Krig...

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"See me, feel me, touch me, heal me" ~ The Who's "Tommy"

Ares pulls up to the pool because he can think of nothing else halfway decent to do in this story. However, coming in to fast, the Viper skids on some water,(Ares curses something about"No traction-control." hits a conviently placed ramp, and goes airborne, flying over the pool, and landing in the middle of the pool. The car sinks like a rock. However being immortal. Ares is more concerned with getting his $75,000 sportscar, out of the bottom of the deep end.

Both Krig and Mabyechild, more concerned with avoiding being crushed by a sinking car then fighting, swim out of the way and surface.

Ares continues to try to get his precious car out of the water, wich is currently bobbing upside down, with the hazard lights on. (Well i have to warn other drivers. )

(I have some strange obsession with blinking/flashing lights, dont ask me why.)
(Will ares get his car out of the water? what will happen next? dont touch that dial..)

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Your Fired!

Fired hunh? Who else are you going to get to take a bullet for you, or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?

I'll tell you who... HIM!

WHO HOO!

Homer i don't think you were listening...

I said, WOO HOO.

*Ante looks at the... uh... scenery, and suddenly has a brilliant idea.*

Ante *whipping out his book of patterns*: Which one is it... hmm... not straw into gold... not night vision... not terror... ah, here we are! Aphrodesia! Let's see. FGCE. Ok here goes.

*Geb, who is standing nearby, catches onto Ante's plan and immediately springs to action.*

Geb: Hey! No cheating. My paladin's code tells me to stop anybody from manipulating others for their own personal gain. Take this!

*Geb gives Ante a swift kick to the crotch as he is about to begin the draft. The sudden pain causes Ante to let a high C out of the distaff.*

Ante: Bugger off, holy boy!

*Ante gives Geb a couple of swift hits to the kneecaps with his distaff. Geb crawls off in a mixture of pain and embarrassment.*

Ante: Now, to continue. *pointing the distaff at a large group of women* *music* F G C...

*In a sudden flash of light, the women transform into a group of swans and fly off.*

Ante *being glared at by the other men*: Uh... oops?

*Will Ante's accidental weaving of the Transcendence thread be the final flaw in his carreer? Will the other characters beat him to a pulp? Will Maybe try to stop them from beating him to a pulp? Will the swans crap on Ares' overturned sport's car? This and more will be revealed in the next installment of the Neverending Story. This is Walter Kronchite, signing off.*

With the absence of the girls, Krig's mind suddenly clears. He remembers he was supposed to be saving the world from TotallyEvil, and looks around wildly for his clothes so he can get back to adventuring.

Spying his clothing and armour and Viking Helmet laying by a deck chair, Krig quickly dons them. Hefting his axe, he leaps into the pool, pushes Are's Viper out through the shallow end, hotwires it, and takes off, back towards Disneyworld.

In the resulting confusion, Ante sneaks off, grateful to only have two black eyes and twelve bruises.

Will Krig stop Totally? Or will someone else? Or will Totally win? Will Ares go on an insane rampage because Krig stole his Viper? Stay Tuned!

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

KRIG THE VIKING
Member of the Rebellion against AC

Ares goes into a furious rage, shouting "Ahhhhh my car!" being rich he hits a button, and a turbocharged Mercedes CL BRABUS comes roaring around a corner, and stops. He leaps in, and hits the gas, racing down the road at 190MPH. Ares being the person he is, pays no respect to the law taking a 25MPH curve at 125. Because he is only currently concerned with retaking his hijaked, car. He roars past cars like they are not moving, never dropping below 100.

He arrives at Disneyland, mere minutes after Krig does, only to find his precious car double parked with a windshield full of tickets. He jumps into his car, and floors it, planning to make Krig suffer a slow and painfull death for his crime. He floors it, roaring up and bashing through the gates, as people despirately jump for cover, out of his path.

Ares(evil and menacingly): "When i find you your gonna die you mother @#$&er!"

(How will Krig die? When will he die? Stay tuned....)

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Your Fired!

Fired hunh? Who else are you going to get to take a bullet for you, or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?

I'll tell you who... HIM!

WHO HOO!

Homer i don't think you were listening...

I said, WOO HOO.

(NSP: hey Krig, I killed Totally in an earlier post and had Farr taken away by his girlfriend, buutt...)

*Krig, wandering in DisneyWORLD (geez, you guys still haven't caught on to that...I think you're doing it just to piss me, er..Geb the writer off), thinks to himself how much less magical the place looks when it looks like a huge crater, having had a nuclear-like explosion go off b/c of the self-desctruction of the Malorkus. Krig finds Totally, her upper body dangling from a portion of a broken off tower of Cinderella's Castle.*

*Krig is quite confused now, because he thought he'd see Totally non-existant, yet he came wanting to destroy her, yet...it hurt his head too much to think about it. To his surprise, TotallyEvil began to move! Even with the malorkus still impaling her! She stands up, brushing herself off. Krig walks up to you.*

Krig: Evil lady, you have to be dead!

Totally: Just a flesh wound.

*Meanwhile, an automobile-obsessed beyond rich god of war meets up with a confused elder in grey robes.*

Ares: Get out of my way, old man, I have a Viking to take care of.

Merlin: You arrogance will be your downfall, Ares.

*Ares ignores his comment and walks on. Merlin, at least what the audience thought was Merlin, pulls his hod over his face. He flips his cloak dramatically, his grey robes turning black, and all hat is seen under his robes now are fiery red eyes. It was Darkside in disguise, and decided once and for all to finally take his revenge on all the fighers.*

Uh-oh, a serious character. Will the Darkside pose as a threat to these fighters? Can such a serious aspect be accepted into this comical tale? Stay tune, and perhaps more of the past will come back to haunt the readers! *Like Snyderman!*

Ares: "Oh god not this bast@rd again...."
Ares, why has become 10x as powerfull for the sole purpose of elimenating pests that dont belong in half serious, border line, to stupid to reply to threads. Ares jumps in his car.
Darkside:"Your arrogance will be your end...."
Ares:"Oh shaddup....", with that he throws it in reverse, and slams on the gas.

Darkside runs from the car, desperately trying not to get run over, however not looking were hes going, gets hit my a conviently placed parade, getting run over by countless cartoon cherecters and parade floats. He does not get up.

Ares liking this turn of events even better, hits the brakes, accidently ending up on top of a mickey mouse, throws it in drive peels out and takes off. Leaving half of his tires on the cartoon cherecters face.

Now, were is Krig....

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Your Fired!

Fired hunh? Who else are you going to get to take a bullet for you, or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?

I'll tell you who... HIM!

WHO HOO!

Homer i don't think you were listening...

I said, WOO HOO.

[This message has been edited by Ares (edited July 09, 2000).]

(Ooh, yes, didn't see that sentence...)

Krig stands in front of TotallyEvil, shocked that she is still alive, and that he managed to avoid 90% of those tall posts with wires attached to them that seemed to be everywhere while he was driving Ares's Viper.

Totally runs away, dissapearing into a dingy, unnoticable entrance marked "Employees only". Krig engages in hot pursuit.

On the way he rams into Uncle Tusk, who had been wandering around DisneyWORLD wondering where everybody went.

Krig:"Where you been?"

Uncle Tusk:"I've been wandering around Disneyland, wondering where everybody went."

Krig:"This Disney WORLD."

Uncle Tusk:"So that explains why I keep seeing that giant golf ball!"

Krig:"We go get Evil Lady now!"

Krig run to the Employees Only door, and into the dark and spooky underworld of DisneyWORLD.

Unbeknownst to Krig and Tusk, but knownst to us, Ares has noticed where they were going...

* * *

Darkside stood up and brushed himself off. He slipped into the crowd unnoticed. All around him, in the searing heat of the legendary land of Florida, people complained of a sudden chill. Darkside smiled a thin, sickly smile, and chuckled a thin, sickly chuckle.

What will happen next? Will the infamous Arena return too? With the return of Ares and Darkside, tune in next time to Retro-NES!

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks up a lot... but it leaks

KRIG THE VIKING
Member of the Rebellion against AC

[This message has been edited by Krig_the_Viking (edited July 09, 2000).]

dun dun dun... (My mind is not functioning tonight.)

Sem gathers his ammo and wraps himself in his cloak. A storm gathers around him, and suddenly a crack of thunder, followed by 498 random explosions/gunshots (Geb should be able to figure that number out)
Sem: "AAAAAAAAAAA GOT STUCK BAH LIGHTNIN'!!!"
Sem's cloak is now tattered and hangs a little more loosely.
Sem pulls out the experimental laser gun for which there is still ammo, grabs all the remaining adventurers, and heads to disneyworld.
Totally looks up at Sem charging his laser cannon.
Totally: "You cannot defeat me with that pithy little pea shooter!"
Sem shoots Totally who flies back into a wall and falls down. Sem continues until the wall is falling down and he is out of laser charges. He then grabs Maybe, slaps her hand on Totally's forhead, and watches Totally dissolve as the residual cleric aura seeps out of Maybe.
Sem: "And that! and that! and that! and THAT! HA!"(Geb looks at Sem oddly)"What!?!?"
The arm Sem used to slap Maybe's hand to Totally's forhead is dissolving and blowing away in the convinently timed wind.......

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Speeling is a state of mind I prefer not to occupy.

Then, someone who hasn't read any of the posts, except the one that said "dun dun dun" because it looked weird... posts a continuation.

The main character jumps up and down, and gets shot, but he isn't hurt, cuz stuff is weird in here. Then, he trips on his arm and goes plunging onto the back of his heel, and one of the supporting cast steps on him, and then he says ow. and then they shoot each other. but they aren'ty hurt for reasons just explained. then they edit the special editions so that it makes it seem like one of them fired first. then thye explode, but they aren't hurt for reasons explained above. then they went on wiht whatever was happening before the person who hasn't read any posts except for the "dun dun dun" one (because it looked weird) and they did that stuff. Someone post so I don't have to keep rambnling. u'm starting to type toop fast and i'm mispelling stuff, an there are too many typos, and i can't stop, hey who is that... o my god put that away ow no, you hit me wiht that thingie, o wo wow ow ow owowo oweow wo my necvk has just let go of my head, dern you neck! hhhhhhhhhhhhhh...(Geb's note: plenty more "h"s follow.)

I'm okay, for reasons exlained above. Anyway, what were you guys saying? (Feel free to delete this post, by the way, if people get mad, which i'm sure they whill, on gno, it's happening again!...)
i'm okay, for reasons explained above. i'm done.

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Bob of Aveylon has risen from the ashes of destruction, in the form of a potato masher, and will guide you to your destiny as a whisk!!
Stranger Still, Fact or Fiction?
Dat be my site, by the way....

[This message has been edited by Gebohq (edited June 23, 2003).]

We had a main character?

*Back at the Massassi's writer's office...*

Maybe: This whole thread made a huge belly flop. And all because of you Gebohq!

Geb: Wha-? Me?

Maybe: Yes you! If you hadn't put all the characters in that atlantis crap, we could continue this story. But noooo, you said NeS needed a good swimsuit edition...

Geb: Well it did. I just realized though that the problem here was that most of our characters are male, so I had to make up a bunch of extras...

Maybe: *sigh*

*Meanwhile, back at the Atlantis Resort (before Sem's post), Maybechild shudders in disgust as she witnesses several guys "rearranging" themselves, like moving furniture or something. She went on to try to get a tan while reading.*

I don't know, did you have a main character?

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Bob of Aveylon has risen from the ashes of destruction, in the form of a potato masher, and will guide you to your destiny as a whisk!!
Stranger Still, Fact or Fiction?
Dat be my site, by the way....

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