Not that. My goal would be to work with Extension (or NGOs or faux altruistic billionaires or whoever) on getting open source appropriate technology into the hands of communities to promote distributed food production, but since that isn't going to happen and probably wouldn't help, and I would blow my brains out six weeks after getting hired if I pursued the direction you mention, I'm anticipating writing fringe kindle books about the imminent collapse of the biosphere and by extension civilization, even years past the discovery of large scale carbon sequestration and fusion energy and the implementation of fully automated gay luxury space communism.
Think of me as aspiring to be the Steven Seagal of ecology and climate science, totally okay with making little money and being a laughing stock because of my finely honed mental gymnastic abilities. I would also very much like my I told you so to carry the weight of letters after my name. I'll probably pay for my own PhD and do ****ty research ala Sam Harris as well, so I doubt the oil industry would hire me. Or maybe that would all make me the perfect hire? Either way, if I get rich it probably won't be with any education, but writing inflammatory books.
Oh man I can't even keep any of that straight myself anymore. What's the point? I need to focus on that blues band again, this school stuff is an absolute waste
Epstein didn't kill himself.