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Inauguration Day, Inauguration Hooooooraaay!
2019-12-10, 8:47 PM #15841
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2019-12-10, 11:11 PM #15842
Originally posted by Spook:


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Oh man. I had no idea that was even an impression. I just assumed he would have said something like this.
2019-12-11, 6:38 PM #15843
Poes law in action amirite?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2019-12-13, 1:56 AM #15844
Meanwhile in the UK, liberals still hate socialists more than they hate fascists.
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2019-12-13, 5:04 AM #15845
so that election was t he end of me feeling okay about stuff
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2020-01-05, 12:13 PM #15846
So it looks like we killed this Persian hero after tricking him to the negotiation table. We be ****ed boys let's start digging mass graves because anybody who still could have taken the US seriously sure doesn't now.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2020-01-06, 4:47 AM #15847
you hate to see bad things happen to good people
former entrepreneur
2020-01-06, 4:10 PM #15848
Isn't assassinating an official military leader of a foreign country you're not at war with kind of not kosher?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2020-01-06, 5:34 PM #15849
2020-01-06, 6:55 PM #15850
that is sublime
2020-01-06, 8:07 PM #15851
****ing lmao go to 3:57
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2020-01-06, 8:09 PM #15852
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Isn't assassinating an official military leader of a foreign country you're not at war with kind of not kosher?


Iran has been at war with us, though. So, yeah, I would say it is normally frowned upon but in cases like this you can't make a hard argument against it on that basis alone.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2020-01-06, 8:22 PM #15853
Iran started it when they nationalized their oil industry, 60 years of war cold and hot is a small price to pay for the inconvenience suffered by standard oil
2020-01-06, 9:26 PM #15854
the 1951 AUMF
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2020-01-07, 11:26 AM #15855
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:


What is this 2018 why are we talking about p-money?
former entrepreneur
2020-01-07, 11:34 AM #15856
I don't think we really are.
2020-01-07, 11:51 AM #15857
Wait, who's p-money?
2020-01-07, 11:57 AM #15858
Professor Money
2020-01-07, 12:19 PM #15859
Is it finally here?

2020-01-07, 2:05 PM #15860
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
Wait, who's p-money?


former entrepreneur
2020-01-07, 8:06 PM #15861
I think we all need to take a moment and acknowledge how pathetic it was that Iran let 56 people be accidentally killed at a funeral.

After that, I think the US can pretty much just bow out and call it a win no matter what Iran does.
2020-01-07, 9:47 PM #15862
Well, we've got incoming missiles and troops deploying. I get that Iran felt they had to do something so as not to appear weak but I think they really messed up now. Trump might surprise with an incredibly restrained response but he may very well reign death on Iran. I believe this will be incredibly popular as well although I also believe Trump doesn't give a damn about that. What I don't know is how lessons learned in Iraq and Afghanistan will influence are war fighting tactics and policies.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2020-01-08, 6:57 AM #15863
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Well, we've got incoming missiles and troops deploying. I get that Iran felt they had to do something so as not to appear weak but I think they really messed up now. Trump might surprise with an incredibly restrained response but he may very well reign death on Iran. I believe this will be incredibly popular as well although I also believe Trump doesn't give a damn about that. What I don't know is how lessons learned in Iraq and Afghanistan will influence are war fighting tactics and policies.


hopefully everyone wears their pt belt
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2020-01-08, 7:52 AM #15864
Don’t cheer too loud, wookie.
2020-01-08, 12:09 PM #15865
So I wonder if it's just spin that Iran basically telegraphed their ineffective response to save face and not provoke a response. Regardless, looks like Trump chose restraint. I'm not surprised.

Originally posted by Spook:
hopefully everyone wears their pt belt


America's secret weapon.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2020-01-08, 4:09 PM #15866
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
Is it finally here?



This gag really doesn't travel well.
nope.
2020-01-08, 8:20 PM #15867
Originally posted by Wookie06:
So I wonder if it's just spin that Iran basically telegraphed their ineffective response to save face and not provoke a response. Regardless, looks like Trump chose restraint. I'm not surprised.


I, too, believe that the side that assassinated an important political and military leader for no reason chose restraint.
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2020-01-08, 8:21 PM #15868
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Well, we've got incoming missiles and troops deploying. I get that Iran felt they had to do something so as not to appear weak but I think they really messed up now. Trump might surprise with an incredibly restrained response but he may very well reign death on Iran. I believe this will be incredibly popular as well although I also believe Trump doesn't give a damn about that. What I don't know is how lessons learned in Iraq and Afghanistan will influence are war fighting tactics and policies.


btw it's "rain" and i think if you're going to live in this country you should learn the language
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2020-01-09, 2:02 AM #15869
Don't make War, make Love, Rain o'er Me

2020-01-09, 9:39 AM #15870
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
btw it's "rain" and i think if you're going to live in this country you should learn the language


Oh , yeah, good catch! No idea what I was thinking there. Thanks!
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2020-01-09, 1:13 PM #15871
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I, too, believe that the side that assassinated an important political and military leader for no reason chose restraint.


"No reason"? Son, that was a measured response.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2020-01-10, 3:22 AM #15872
you’re the most credulous person i’ve ever encountered
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2020-01-10, 7:17 AM #15873
Ahh, thanks man!
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2020-02-04, 4:02 PM #15874
Democratic primary smells like bull**** again.
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2020-02-04, 4:34 PM #15875
Butt in favour of Bootygigg? What? Ridiculous
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2020-02-05, 4:30 AM #15876
I get why so many people are saying it's a rat****, but if it is, it's not one meant to help Buttigieg, who could have really boosted his campaign with an unambiguous and instantaneously reported result of the sort he's likely to get, ranging anywhere from close second to an outright win. The real story, the one I'd want to keep out of the news if I were a centrist Democratic influence-peddler, is Biden's fourth-place finish, which on its own makes Sanders the front-runner.
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2020-02-05, 5:58 AM #15877
Throughout all this, I'm still confused on Bloomberg's strategy.
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2020-02-05, 6:02 AM #15878
Surely he's just waiting for Biden to **** the bed and take the crusty vote?
nope.
2020-02-05, 10:54 AM #15879
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Throughout all this, I'm still confused on Bloomberg's strategy.


Your first mistake is assuming that Bloomberg has a strategy, and isn't just another billionaire who is trying to buy a shiny thing.
2020-02-05, 12:50 PM #15880
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Throughout all this, I'm still confused on Bloomberg's strategy.


Let the other candidates self-immolate in the first four states as they mercilessly attack each other. Biden drops out after getting creamed in the first four states, leaving nobody in the race except those extremist progressives Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren and that pipsqueak Pete Buttigieg. Bloomberg steps in as the moderate alternative who can save the party from descending into socialism. He wins big on Super Tuesday, demonstrating his viability.

That's the strategy, I think.
former entrepreneur
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